May 31st: “To pick up yesterday’s diary, the reason why I like great-grandfather and uncle Xia the most is that they have the most patience to accompany me. Great-grandfather will teach me to write calligraphy. Every time at this time, great-grandfather will always become very serious, but I know that he is doing this for my own good because Grandma Sun told me that great-grandfather taught my dad the same way when my dad was young. As for Uncle Xia, he is not a member of our family. He is my aunt’s assistant. I will tell you secretly that every time my aunt takes me, it is not my aunt who takes me. It is Uncle Xia who takes me. Uncle Xia will patiently accompany me to play games. He will even hold me and teach me to read. He will also teach me to recite Tang poetry. Every time I go home, I will tell my family what my aunt taught me today. Everyone in the family will praise my aunt. In fact, I want to tell them that it was uncle Xia who taught me, but Uncle Xia won’t let me. I don’t know why. Oh right, today I met Uncle Xia again. Uncle Xia taught me a new poem. I hope to win the heart of one person. The white-headed man will never part from each other. I asked Uncle Xia what this poem means. Uncle Xia said that I am still young. I will know in the future. This is about love. I asked Uncle Xia What Love Is? Uncle Xia said, Jiayi… Jiayi is my aunt’s name, when did my aunt become love? Alas, the adult’s world is really very complicated!”
June 1st: “Today Is Children’s Day on June 1st. I wish everyone a happy children’s Day. I didn’t finish writing yesterday’s Diary. I still have a few uncles who are not bad. Uncle Liang always likes to take me to read manga, but my dad beats him up every time. Uncle Hunnian is very good at playing games, but he doesn’t teach me to play, so every time I have candy, I don’t ask him if he wants to eat it. As for Uncle Lu, he’s actually very handsome. He also buys me a lot of good food every time. I quite like him, but my mom always scolds him, so I can only follow my mother’s orders and don’t like him anymore. Oh, right, my mom often says one thing to uncle Lu: when Leng Nuan was by your side, you didn’t cherish her. Now that she’s gone, you want us all to accompany you to the bottom of the sea… What does Leng Nuan Mean? Are they all with you around the world? Are they all around the world? I like to eat the noodles in Haidilao the most, but they say children can’t eat hotpot, I’ve only had one bite…”
June 2: “In addition to a few uncles, I have two godmothers. I like my godmothers as much as I like them, but my mother told me that I have three godmothers. I asked her where the third one was, but my mother didn’t say anything. Later, I secretly saw my mother wiping her tears. From then on, I didn’t dare to ask my mother this question anymore. By the way, My mom is a middle school teacher and her students like me, but I don’t think they are as good-looking as me.”
June 3: “Today, my class transferred a student, is a girl, the teacher asked her to sit next to me, she is so cute, her eyes are black like grapes, I said I want to eat your eyes, she cried; her face is red, like an apple, I said I want to bite your face, she cried again; I saw her crying, I called her little cry bag, she cried again, and then I was criticized by the teacher… in short, I remember this little cry bag, her name is Cold Coco, I showed her my plane today, said it was my father gave me, she actually asked me a very stupid question, what is Dad? I said, you don’t even know your father. You’re so stupid. She cried and cried again. It’s so annoying…”
PS: Don’t look at the Little Bun’s diary. It’s full of plot details. Hehe. That’s it for today. Next time, I’ll draw a koi reader (autographed book + 88 Yuan Cash Red Packet + time’s perimeter + snack gift pack) , as usual, voting for winning conditions
