[299X …]
[A nuclear war destroyed the civilization on this planet.]
After the loading process was completed, a scenario introduction naturally followed.
However … The first two sentences of the introduction were full of déjà vu and ridiculing points.
[ 98% of the world’s population died in this war, and the remaining 2% of survivors struggled to survive in the ruins and deserts filled with radiation.]
[Food, fresh water, a place to sleep … These things that were originally taken for granted have now become luxury goods, things that people fight for every day.]
At this point, the players ‘vision was still pitch black, and only the White subtitles slowly rose.
[In the end … This world that had been abandoned by technology submitted to violence.]
Just as he finished speaking, the background music suddenly started playing.
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【YOU_ARE_SHOCK!】
“What the f * ck?” When the first line of the song came out, Feng bujue was shocked.”Big Dipper fist?” However, he immediately denied this deduction.”That’s not right … Isn’t the background of the Big Dipper magical fist at the end of the twentieth century? But this is 299 x …”
Soon, with the background music, the voice-over continued the introduction and answered brother Jue’s question …
[In this post-apocalyptic world, countless men with amazing martial skills have appeared.]
[In order to compete for the position of the Overlord of the apocalypse, they have written an epic battle scene after scene on this planet.]
“Ha?” Feng bujue was stunned.”The rabbit planet?” After being stunned for two seconds, he thought to himself, this is not earth at all! Then why are you still talking about Western Yuan?”
Just as he was cursing in his heart, the background music suddenly stopped. The next second, brother Jue’s eyes lit up, and he regained control of his body.
[Main mission triggered]
[Killed four members of the corpse knife second fan team.]
Feng bujue was about to confirm the situation when the system notification rang.
But fortunately … With the actual situation around him, there was nothing he could confirm.
The scorching sun hung high above their heads, and wherever they looked, they could only see endless white sand dunes. His three teammates were not far from him. The four of them were in four different directions, and the distance between each of them was about three meters.
“Brother Jue … Is this some kind of novelty-seeking version of the Big Dipper fist world?” Two seconds later, Xiao Tan turned around and asked in a tone that suggested he did not know whether to laugh or cry.
“No…” Feng bujue replied,”after two and a quarter of a second of thinking, I realized something …”
“Oh?” “What is it?” Ling interjected with interest.
“This is the main cosmos.” Feng bujue’s answer and train of thought were too random.
As soon as he said that, his three teammates all looked a little puzzled.
It wasn’t just them. At this moment, all the viewers watching the live broadcast channel were also puzzled.
“This …” A moment later, RUO Yu took two steps toward brother Jue and asked in a low voice,”…How can you be so sure?”
“The name of the semi-final is a very obvious hint,” Feng bujue replied.”The so-called ‘battle of the four worlds’ is a hint that … All the scenarios in the semi-final will take place in the main universe.”
“Ah?” Xiao Tan’s eyes widened, but he still looked like he did not know what was going on.”Four Realms … Main universe … That’s not the same word, right?”
“The main universe of Thriller Paradise is divided into four sectors …” Feng bujue then explained in a very calm tone.”They are under the jurisdiction of the four pillar gods …”
“Hold on.” Then, Ling suddenly interrupted brother Jue.”Leader … We’re doing a live broadcast right now. Countless people are listening to you.”
Her hint stopped there and didn’t go any further, but the subtext was already very obvious.”Is it really okay for you to disclose such valuable information so casually?”
“Actually, it’s fine …” Feng bujue shrugged.”But … What you said makes sense.” He smiled.”Anyway … You just have to trust me. This is definitely the main universe. I’ll tell you the details after this battle.”
“Well … It’s not convenient to say now.” At that moment, Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes and looked over brother Jue’s shoulder.”There seems to be a group of uninvited guests heading toward us … And they’re not slow.”
As he spoke, brother Jue, RUO Yu, and little Ling all turned to look in that direction. Although the three of them had slightly different vision limits, they could see clearly what was approaching in three seconds.
“Wow~the number of people … Oh no… The number of rabbits is quite high.” Feng bujue grumbled with a smile.
“There’s nothing wrong with the rabbit-shaped human setting … But isn’t this Mohican hairstyle a little too …” Ling mumbled.
“Hmm … Not just the hairstyle, even the clothes are similar to that of a soldier from the North Star fist …” Xiao Tan continued,”all kinds of huge metal accessories with thorns on them. Extra large shoulder guards, hand guards, and knee guards; Meaningless bandages, belts, inexplicable underwear on the outside, exposing the belly button …”
As the rabbitfolk sped over on all sorts of strange motorcycles, brother Jue and the other two were criticizing the NPC’s appearance. Only RUO Yu did not say a word. She only silently placed her hand on the sword at her waist.
“Wawawawawahaha!”
“Hahahaha …”
“Lulululululu …”
After a while, the group of rabbits finally came close. They made strange sounds as they surrounded the four people from Hell’s frontline.
“Hmm … This kind of pattern …” Feng bujue mumbled with a pained expression.”Now, it seems to be rather embarrassing …”
Several meters away, Xiao Ling tugged on Xiao Tan’s shirt and asked softly,””Hey, I don’t know much about the Big Dipper magical fist. What’s going to happen next?”
Xiao Tan turned to answer.”Er … They will probably drive their motorcycles around us and kick up dust. At the same time, they will scream and scream. They will also make all sorts of scary expressions.”
“Ha?” “What’s the point?” Ling’s mouth twitched.
“Hmm …” Xiao Tan added,”one is to create the atmosphere, and the other is to buy time …” He paused for half a second before adding,”the fixed appearance of the minions is similar to the main character’s clothes tearing, the beauty transformation, and the mech combination … A long animation needs to rely on these to be able to circle around.”
Just as they were whispering to each other, the rabbits around them gradually slowed down their cars and stopped.
When the dust settled, a bianxian, who was more than two meters tall (not counting his ears and hair) and had an unusually burly body, climbed out from the side of a saddle (the side three-wheeled motorcycle, commonly known as “biansan” or “satchel”).
With an evil smile on his face, he took a few heavy steps forward. As he walked, he muttered to himself,””Hehe … I’m in luck today. Four Earthlings … I can sell them for a good price in the market.”
“Brother Rabbit …” One second later, Feng bujue very naturally took on the role of a participant. He took two steps toward the tall and strong human-rabbit hybrid and raised his head to say,”from what you’re saying, you’re planning to capture us and sell us off as merchandise?”
“What?” The human-rabbit hybrid looked at brother Jue condescendingly and then sneered.”Hmph … Since you can tell, why don’t you just surrender?”
“Hehe …” Feng bujue revealed a warm smile.”I see …” He licked his lips.”By the way, may I know your name and how I should address you?”
“Hmph …” The human-rabbit hybrid replied,”why?” You’re standing in my territory, but you haven’t even heard of my name, King kakalu?”
The moment he said his cute name, Xiao Ling almost laughed out loud, and Xiao Tan’s face turned red. The audience watching the game (referring to the audience whose perspective was fixed on Hell’s frontline) basically burst into laughter on the spot.
“King kakalu, right?” Feng bujue’s expression did not change. He replied with a half-smile,”before you capture me and sell me off, I have something to report to you.”
“Oh? What’s the matter?” A hint of curiosity flashed in the kakaru rabbit’s eyes.
Feng bujue’s expression changed, and he replied with a serious face,””I’m not an ordinary Earthling …” As he spoke, he moved his hand to his waist.”I’m a chef …”
“Ha?” Kakaru was stunned for a moment and turned to look at his companions.
At this time, a tall and thin human-rabbit hybrid who looked quite clever among the rabbits behind reminded,””My King! He said he’s a chef!”
“Oh …” Kakaru nodded and then looked at brother Jue with disdain.”I was wondering what you were going to say …” He snorted.”Hmph … Do you think that you can be treated differently just because you have a skill? Ha! I’m really sorry … The people of the tuntu planet only eat carrots and we like to eat them raw. The value of a chef here is no different from that of a normal Coolie, or even worse …”
“I didn’t mean it that way.” Feng bujue said, shaking his head.
“Then what are you trying to say?” Kakaru was a little impatient. He spoke faster and his voice was a little higher.
“I just wanted to let you know …” Feng bujue said as he took Bell’s daily knife out of its scabbard.”I am a man who can make rabbit taste like chicken.”
For the next five seconds, no one spoke except for the sound of the wind and sand …
This should be the silence after a cold joke …
It didn’t matter if the rabbits around them understood or not, the three from the front line of hell understood, but they didn’t laugh.
“Hmm … I understand …” Five seconds later, kakaru’s face darkened, and he grinned.”You dare to trick me!”
It happened too late!
With the second half of kakalu’s sentence, he raised his fist.
The fist that was as big as a claypot came down on Feng bujue’s head … The fist was heavy, and the wind whistled as it passed.
Bang!
A second passed, and the yellow sand exploded.
Even though the punch did not hit brother Jue, when it hit the sand, it created a semi-circular sand pit that was one meter deep.
“What? He dodged it?” When kakalu retracted his fist, he was shocked.
“That’s pretty powerful. ” Before the dust settled, Feng bujue’s voice rang out again.”Brother ka, it seems like you are also a striker?”
“Hmph! Stupid Earthlings!” Before kakaru could reply, one of the rabbits said,”our King kakaru is the successor of the ‘Shorthair divine fist’! The number of experts that have lost to him is countless!”
When they heard the words ‘Shorthair punch’, Xiao Tan and Ling finally could not hold it in anymore. They laughed so hard that they were bent over. If it wasn’t for the fact that they had to be on guard against any possible attacks, they really wanted to lie down and laugh for a while.
“Phew …” Feng bujue took a deep breath and turned to his teammates.”Okay, okay, stop laughing. I’ll count to three, and I’ll fire a mist kick Zhou Duan. You guys hide.”
“Understood.”
“Received.”
“Oh.”
Xiao Ling, Xiao Tan, and RUO Yu each answered.
Then, brother Jue started to count, one … Two …
At that moment, the surrounding rabbits basically had no idea what these people were up to. They did not understand what brother Jue meant by ‘mist leg guard Zhou Duan’, so they did not make any response.
But … Kakalu seemed to have noticed something.
“Three!” After Feng bujue counted to the last, he used one hand to push himself up and did a handstand. He spread his legs out and used his waist strength to spin his legs like the propellers of a helicopter.
While he was preparing for his next move, his three teammates had already left the level where brother Jue’s legs were.
Therefore, when the circular slash spread out, the people from Hell’s frontline were not affected.
However … The rabbits were in a bad situation.
After this wave of mist kick, the rabbitmen soldiers surrounding the players were almost completely annihilated. They were either cut off above the chest or beheaded … Only a few who were particularly short or happened to be half-squatting to show off were still alive …
Among all the other rabbit aliens, only one person managed to Dodge the attack with his own reaction … That person (rabbit) was King kakalu.
“Tsk …” Two seconds later, when kakaru got up from the ground, his face was pale with a tinge of green.”So you’re also a striker … Damn it!”
“I wouldn’t dare to be called a striker.” Feng bujue stood up straight again and dusted off the dust on his sleeves.”Things like the six forms, the evil king flame kill fist, the Holy fist of the southern duel crane saint style … I’ve only learned a little of them. How can I be compared to you, the heir of the Shorthair divine fist?”
“Stop pretending!” No matter how stupid kakalu was, he could tell that the other party was mocking him, so … He immediately roared and used his killing move.”Die!” Short hair hundred splitting fist!” (
