The night had arrived.
The sun and the night of the universe were nothing special.
Everything around them still maintained the usual “comedic” style. Even the moon in the sky was not as round as before.
“Hey, I’m here.”
When they turned a corner, Wang Tanzhi heard a familiar call.
He followed the sound and saw a human (cat) figure under a streetlight diagonally opposite the intersection.
“Hu …” Xiao Tan sighed. He looked around and then walked over.
When Xiao Tan got closer, Feng bujue lowered his voice and said,””You’re pretty punctual. ”
“Actually, I didn’t purposely calculate the time,” Xiao Tan replied.”From four in the afternoon until twenty minutes ago … I have completed four side quests. After completing the 4th quest, I rushed over after looking at the map … In the end, the time was just right. ”
“Ah … I roughly know about this.” “When you receive a side quest, my game menu will show it,” Feng bujue said.
“Then you should know … How much [beep beep beep] is hurting me right now, right?” Xiao Tan read it out with a blank expression.
“Hehe … I’m not too sure about that.” “Based on the content of the quest itself, it’s not easy to guess …” Feng bujue said.
“Then I’ll give you a brief explanation.” Xiao Tan continued.”First, for the first side quest … I witnessed a ‘battle’ between Bajiao-san and CEng Liangjun.”
“Um … I’m close to them.” Brother Jue nodded.”It’s the dumb and cute submissive and the tsundere and two-faced attack.”
“Even though I don’t really like this kind of ACG-like title, I have to admit that your positioning is very accurate …” Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes as he replied.
“Thank you,” he said. Brother Jue said with a smile.
Xiao Tan licked his lips. Two seconds later, he said,””Then, in the second side mission … I was brought to a strange conference room by an uncle who called himself the ‘Product Development Manager’. I studied the ‘stickers’ that their company developed with a bunch of weirdly dressed guys.”
“Is it a scam?” Feng bujue added.
“It doesn’t matter to me whether it’s a scam or not. I’m not buying their products anyway. I’m just going to give them some suggestions as a randomly selected customer.” Xiao Tan replied,”but … Who would have thought that the model on the sticker … A very patriotic kid … Barged in without permission. According to the manager, he was ‘son of Oishi-kun, who was fired last month’ or something … A few minutes later, the conflict between them escalated to violence. The manager was kicked by the kid with a whip and limped away with a walking stick …”
“Hehe … That’s quite the effort …” Feng bujue laughed drily.
“Then, I encountered a third side quest.” Xiao Tan shrugged and continued.”This is probably the most ridiculous mission I’ve encountered so far …”
“Yeah, I was just about to ask you.” Feng bujue asked,”what kind of plot is ‘using the wrong guide to prevent her from reaching her destination before midnight’?”
Brother Jue was familiar with the plot of ‘RI he’, so when he saw keywords like ‘BA Jiao’,’CEng Liang’, or ‘sticker’ in the quest tab, he could immediately guess who Xiao Tan had run into. Only the third side quest that Xiao Tan had triggered, from the content of the quest, could not be said to be related to any of the stories in ‘RI he’.
“I’m not too sure. ” Xiao Tan explained,”that woman claimed to be the ‘sweet and sour cream strawberry-flavored pretty big sister from S1 University’. She said she was working part-time and was a part-time tutor at night. But she seems to have a bad sense of direction. She said …’It feels like she has already found the client’s address, but in reality …’”
“Alright … You don’t have to continue.” Feng bujue cut him off.”This is a sad story.”
“Eh? What’s wrong?” Xiao Tan replied,”I think the NPC I met in this mission is the least funny one I’ve seen so far. Other than the fact that he has no sense of direction, he is basically a normal person. Seeing that it was almost midnight and she still hadn’t found the client’s home, she said that it was too late and had to go back. She didn’t show any abnormal behavior until she left my sight. ” He said thoughtfully,”Speaking of which … I do feel a little guilty … I took her in circles for a few hours and caused her to be unable to go to the client’s house. This is considered disrupting her work, right?”
“No, you’ve done a good thing,” Feng bujue said,”not only did you protect her, but you have also enlightened two people who were full of distracting thoughts. You have done a great service … Amitabha.”
Xiao Tan did not understand what brother Jue was saying, but he did not think too much about it. He thought the man was just joking, and he did not GET the hint.
“Okay … Then the fourth side quest.” After a few seconds, Wang Tanzhi continued.”You can tell from the mission panel … It’s a combat mission.”
“Yup,” “You received the call after midnight at 12:20 am, right?’survive the battle with the werewolf’…”
“That’s right. ” Xiao Tan replied,”when the mission prompt appeared, a guy dressed like a high school student transformed before me.”
“Hmm …” Brother Jue continued.”For the next hour, have you been running away from him?”
“No… When he transformed, I just happened to be standing in a dead end.” Xiao Tan replied,”there’s no way to escape …”
“Ha?” Feng bujue was startled, but the next second, he seemed to have understood something, and a smile appeared on his face.”Oh … The one you ran into was that … Werewolf whose combat ability was equal to that of an elementary school student, right?”
“This kind of [beep beep beep] setting … You actually remember it so well …” Xiao Tan’s answer proved that brother Jue was correct.
“So what? I still remember that the werewolf’s name was Fujita. ” Feng bujue raised an eyebrow.
“Fine …” Xiao Tan spread his hands.”In any case, I used this animal elementary school student Kotaro’s body to fight the two-meter tall, fierce-looking, and strong werewolf for more than ten minutes, and then … I won.”
“After he lost, did he bury his face between his knees and sit on the ground for an hour?” Feng bujue asked immediately.
“Yes … The system only notified me of the completion of the mission an hour later.” At this point, Xiao Tan had finally concluded his ten-hour day and world Tour.”Therefore, I’ve only just arrived.”
“Hmm …” Feng bujue nodded. He thought about it for two seconds and asked,”by the way, what is the nature of the doll that you got from bajiaosang? Out of the four side quests, only this one gave an item as a reward. It should be something good, right?” (To be continued.) ”
