“Ah … Two bars ago, they were saying something like ‘it’s not easy being the main character’. Now, in the next chapter, they’re throwing the mess to me …”
At four in the afternoon, Xiao Tan carried his backpack and walked down the street alone, mumbling to himself.
“What are you saying …’Anyway, there’s still a long time before midnight. I’m enough to keep an eye on Xiong Ji. You can move around freely in this scenario world. Maybe you can get some hidden missions or items’… Hehe … This is just a way to quit the job …”
He mumbled to himself as he looked down at the map in his hand.”And … This map is really rough … Can we really find meowmei’s house and meet up with them with this?”
“Hey, that student over there.”
Just as Xiao Tan lowered his head to look at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.
“What?” Xiao Tan’s first reaction was,”a salesman?”
In the real world, Wang Tanzhi was the type of person who was often called out by people on the street. Because he looked like a very easy person to talk to, so … People who sold insurance, peddled fitness cards, promoted all kinds of non-professional products, and self-proclaimed talent scouts … All liked to look for him. There were also … Random street interviews by TV stations, random conversations with strange women, strange men, and strangers of unknown gender …
Xiao Tan was that kind of person. At first sight, he made people feel warm and safe. This was an innate temperament. Although it was somewhat related to appearance, it was not entirely dependent on the face. If there was a negative example … Feng bujue was one of them.
Brother Jue was not ugly. The lady in white at the South Gate of the harem had given him a fair assessment.”Forgive me for being blunt, but in terms of looks, I’m afraid the young master is still lacking.” Since it was ‘just a little bit more’, it meant that … The difference was not that great. Considering that there were no oppas in the harem world, their aesthetics should be more reliable.
However, when Feng bujue walked down the street, it was rare for strangers to start a conversation with him … Even the workers who handed out flyers to the passersby would look away when they handed brother Jue the flyer, showing some nervousness on their faces.
Under the same circumstances, if Xiao Tan walked down the street with a smile on his face, people would think … This handsome man had encountered something good. If Feng bujue walked down the street with the same smile on his face, people would think that … This handsome man had just completed a locked-room murder …
“Hello, classmate. Can I take up a little of your time?”
When Xiao Tan turned around, he saw the figures of two men.
These two … Were both “humans.” They were truly human beings, not some anthropomorphic animals.
The person who was talking to Xiao Tan looked to be in his forties or fifties. He was wearing a light green kimono. He had a head of light brown hair and a stubble on his chin.
The person beside him looked to be in his early twenties and was wearing a rice-colored kimono. He had a head full of black hair, white and clean, and his eyes were like those of a dead fish. He was carrying a wooden box tied to a straw rope on his back.
“Hmm …” Xiao Tan hesitated for two seconds before he replied,”sure.”
He was originally just wandering aimlessly, looking for side quests or hidden quests, so he had plenty of time.
[Side quest has been triggered]
After Xiao Tan said “yes”, the system notification came.
He immediately opened the game menu and looked at the mission bar. The line [witness the victory and defeat of bajiaosang and Zeng Liangjun as the judge] appeared in front of him.
“What?” After Xiao Tan saw the quest content, he took two seconds to process the information. He thought to himself, based on the names and appearances of these two … Could they be ‘Matsuo Basho’ and’ kawafuru Cena Ryo ‘?(in history, Matsuo Basho was a famous comedian from the Edo period with the title of’ banana Saint ‘. Cena Cena Ryo was a poet of his generation. He once traveled with Matsuo Basho to the state of Austria and the Northern Land, which is also known as the arcane journey. He is also one of Matsuo Basho’s top ten disciples, also known as the’ ten cheers of the school of mimen’?)
Xiao Tan was not as familiar with RI he as brother Jue was, but he had a good grasp of history. He knew a thing or two about the famous historical figures from all over the world, so he thought to himself,””Aren’t these two master and disciple … What’s the matter with the victory and defeat?” Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly.”But … In this stupid universe, nothing is strange. I’ll see what happens first …”
“That’s great, classmate. Oh … By the way, let me introduce myself. ” When BA Jiao saw that Xiao Tan had agreed, he continued with a smile.”I am the famous Matsuo BA Jiao.”
He’s saying he’s famous in front of someone he’s meeting for the first time … Xiao Tan had no idea what BA Jiao from the sun and world was like. When he heard that, he thought, wait a minute … Even in front of someone he’s familiar with … Ah … Never mind …
Two seconds later, Xiao Tan smiled awkwardly and pretended to be surprised.””Hey, you’re the famous Matsuo baisang?”
“Hehe … Yes, that’s me. Do you want me to sign on your clothes?” BA Jiao asked with a happy expression.
“Er …” Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes and replied,”then … Then there’s no need for that … May I ask why you stopped me?” Xiao Tan quickly led the conversation back to the main topic to complete the mission as soon as possible.
“Oh! Oh right, it’s like this …”BA Jiao pointed to CEng Liang beside her.” The man with bad eyesight over there is my disciple, CEng Liangjun.”
“I’ll paste your bear face!” As soon as BA Jiao finished speaking, CEng Liang gave him a slap from behind.
“Argh!” BA Jiao screamed in pain and turned his neck ninety degrees. However, two seconds later, he recovered and turned back to Xiao Tan. With a threatening tone and eyes, he asked,”did you … See anything?”
“No… I’m looking a little far. I didn’t see anything …” Xiao Tan looked up at the sky and answered against his will.
“That’s good. ” With tears in the corners of his eyes, BA Jiao said solemnly,”the legend of BA Jiao on this land still needs your praise. Thank you for your help!”
“Me?” Xiao Tan’s lips twitched as he replied,”Speaking of which … The ‘banana legend’… What is that?”
“Ah, that’s why I stopped you.” As BA Jiao spoke, she began to explain,”actually … Just now, Zeng Liangjun and I each composed a line of a poem (a short classic Japan poem composed of a total of 17 words,’five elements, seven elements, five’. It has strict requirements on the format and is restricted by the ‘Ji language’)…”
CEng Liang then said to Xiao Tan at a very fast speed,””I’ve made the glorious Pine Island, Du Yu, an Xiang, borrow the sparrow robe, don’t let the scenery disappear. ”
After he finished speaking, BA Jiao continued.”And I’m the Kasaya. Although it was still very itchy just now, it’s all better now.”
“Hey …” Xiao Tan was shocked when he heard that.”What’s that last part? This shouldn’t be a problem with the system translation, right? Even if I’ve never learned Japanese, I can tell the difference between the two paragraphs …”
“Student, I just wanted to find an onlooker to judge which sentence is better.” BA Jiao was not done yet. He said smugly,”but if I had to say … If my line was ‘ 100’, Zeng Liangjun’s line would probably be ‘ 2’… Oh no… It’s vomit, hehe … Vomit, ah ha … Ah ha … Ah ha ha …” As he spoke, he even started to laugh foolishly.
“I’ll paste your bear face again!” In the next second, Zeng Liangjun used another palm strike to stop BA Jiao’s foolish act …
“Holy F * ck … Can these two be any more obvious in their attacks and defeatments?” Xiao Tan, who was watching from the side, felt the pressure on him. He thought to himself, also … Does the outcome between these two really need something like a ‘judge’ to decide?”
“Student …” BA Jiao quickly covered the left side of his swollen face and moved to Xiao Tan as if nothing had happened.”That’s the general situation … Go … Tell me … Who do you think is better at writing a poem, me or Zeng Liangjun? Say it … Then recite the banana-leaf legend …”
“Zeng Liangjun.” Xiao Tan did not wait for BA Jiao to finish before he gave his answer.
Before he could finish his sentence, BA Jiao instantly spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the side of the road.
“You should give up now, bajiaosang.” CEng Liang stood behind BA Jiao and said coldly.
“Um … This student … Even though I don’t know your name yet …” BA Jiao did not seem to have given up. He came before Xiao Tan again and said,”I’m begging you … Please reconsider … Carefully …”
This guy’s skin sure is thick … Xiao Tan’s face was covered in cold sweat. He looked at BA Jiao and thought to himself, You Don’t Know My Name because you never asked me, and you didn’t give me the chance to introduce myself … Furthermore … The more I think about your kind of hai poem, the more I think about it, the more I feel that it’s too LOW …
“Argh! I got it!” Suddenly, BA Jiao’s eyes brightened. He pulled out a thick piece of paper and handed it to Xiao Tan.”If you really think about it, I can give this to you.”
“Are you trying to bribe me?” Xiao Tan mumbled softly as he accepted the item that the man handed over.”Hmm … If it’s a really good prop, I can test it …”
His words came to an abrupt end because he found that … On the cardboard, there was only the signature of Japanese banana. What was more outrageous was … There was a bright red lip print next to the signature.
“Please put this thing away …” At that moment, Xiao Tan’s darkened state suddenly came online.”Even if you kneel and beg me, I will not take it …”
“Enough is enough, Bajiao sang.” Now that things had come to this, Zeng Liang seemed to be unable to stand it anymore. He stepped forward and grabbed BA Jiao by the collar.”Let’s go, BA Jiao sang. Don’t cause any more trouble for others.”
“Wait … Wait! Lord CEng Liang …”At this moment, BA Jiao turned around and stood up straight.” No… CEng Liang!”
“Pa! Pa!”
“No… Lord CEng Liang …” Another powerful slap made BA Jiao change the way she addressed her disciple.”…Let’s fight!” Fight me!”
