Yesterday, I helped him change his diaper for the first time. As soon as the diaper came off, I was peed all over my face..
I also helped him to bathe and pee, fed him milk and vomited all over my body..
In just a few short days, all sorts of sad past events were unbearable to look back on!
Yu Muyang was poisonous!
Yu Yuehan had already completed the appraisal.
He had given birth to a son to attract hatred. If he had a choice, he would not hesitate to go back to the day he had gotten Nian Xiaomu pregnant ten months ago.
Even if he had to hold it in, he would not let this little rascal have the chance to show up!
“I can help him call the nurse. He might like the nurse more than me. I am serious,”Yu Yuehan suggested sincerely.
At the very least, Yu Muyang did not spray urine on any of the nurse’s faces.
He did not cry like he had been strangled just because some nurse was hugging him.
Heh, when the nurse was helping to take care of him, it was obvious that she was pretending to be obedient.
Only those nave and naive nurses would be bewitched by him and keep complimenting him on how handsome and cute he was. They were afraid that an angel had fallen to the mortal world..
An Angel?
They probably did not have good eyesight. It was obvious that they were hugging a devil.
Moreover, it was an evil Asura that had come from the eighteenth level of hell!
Yu Yuehan was like Xianglin Sao who was possessed as he nagged non-stop.
Even though he sounded disgusted, he had already taken a piece of diapers and was prepared to change them for Yu Muyang.
Before he took off his pants, his hand was already pointing at his little nose as a serious warning.
“You Little Brat, if you dare to spray your urine all over my face while I change your diapers again, I will catch your urine and feed it to you in the milk bottle!”
“PFFT PFFT…”
The baby in the swaddling clothes spat out milk bubbles as he rubbed his little fist against his face and kept looking in Nian Xiaomu’s direction.
When he heard his warning, he turned around and shot him a glance.
There were two whimpering sounds.
He did not know if he understood what he was saying.
Anyway, Yu Yuehan took it as if he understood what he was saying. if he dared to pee on his face again, he would not let him off!
Yu Yuehan was so touched that he was on the verge of crying because of the rare opportunity to change his diapers harmoniously.
He picked up the soft little fellow and reached out to pinch his little face.
The corners of his mouth curled up.
“How good would that be? Your father is still your father. If You Go Against Me, you won’t have a good ending.”
“Wah!”
Before Yu Yuehan could say anything, Xiao Yang suddenly burst into tears in his arms.
The pitiful cries made Nian Xiaomu walk back nervously when she reached the door.
When she saw the red marks on his little face, she slapped Yu Yuehan’s shoulder.
“B * Stard, why did you pinch my son!”
“… Nian Xiaomu, would you believe me if I said that I only touched him lightly?”Yu Yuehan asked with a face full of despair.
The baby’s skin was very delicate, and even a light touch would turn red.
He swore that he really did not use any strength.
However, no one would believe him if they heard that the little fellow was crying so miserably.
Yu Yuehan could only hope that Nian Xiaomu was smart enough to see that everything was just an act by Yu Muyang.
However, he was the only one who was sober.
No one would believe that a newborn baby would resort to such a cruel trick.
No one..
Therefore, Nian Xiaomu was angry with Yu Yuehan for two whole days.
If Yu Yuehan had not followed Xiao Yang’s example and deliberately let that little rascal pee all over himself, he might not even have been able to hold onto his wife.
As such, when Nian Xiaomu fell asleep with Xiao Yang in the dead of night, Yu Yuehan invited Tang yuansi out for a date.
Brothers’drinking game, liquor versus water 3 · 0 series.
