Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
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It was already one in the morning by the time Lin Jiage returned to the city.
Instead of heading back home, he went straight to school.
He parked his car in one of the parking lots at school, and as he made his way back to his dormitory room, he sent a message to the driver to have him pick up the car from the school tomorrow.
When Lin Jiage was just about to reach his dormitory room, he eventually caved in to the temptation. He took out his phone and sent a message to Shi Yao.
[I didn’t want that confession present. That girl left it in front of me and then ran away.]
A moment later, Lin Jiage sent another message to Shi Yao. [I didn’t get a clear look at the girl’s face.]
After sending those two messages, Lin Jiage finally put his phone back into his pocket contentedly. He pushed open the door to the dormitory room, but a moment after walking in, he leaped in fright when Xia Shangzhou turned his face towards him.
Standing a distance away, Lin Jiage froze for two seconds before gesturing at Xia Shangzhou with his chin and asked, “What’s wrong with your face?”
Xia Shangzhou tearfully raised his hand and touched the clear five-fingered imprint on his face before saying indignantly, “Your older sister did it.”
Lin Jiage replied with an “Oh” before heading into the room. “My sis is a violent person, but she would never hit you for no reason. You must have done something to deserve it.”
“What do you mean by that?” Xia Shangzhou stood up indignantly as he began to explain everything that happened, using his hands and feet to play out the scene. “Before I knew what was going on, your older sister had already locked me in her bathroom! It was lucky that I had my phone with me, so I just played games for an hour and a half. When the door finally opened again, I thought that I’d finally be released. But who would’ve thought that your elder sister…”
At this point, Xia Shangzhou suddenly paused.
Lu Benlai, who was lying on the bed listening to the drama, stuck out his head and asked, “What happened with Boss’s older sister? What happened? What happened?”
“Are you a recorder?” Xia Shangzhou retorted. Then, with quivering lips, he spoke up again, “… She was going in to take a bath, so she wasn’t wearing any clothes. When she saw me, she immediately screamed ‘lecher!’ and ‘peeping to!’. She didn’t even give a chance to explain, she just grabbed me and beat me up, and then said that there’s not a single decent man around Boss. After that, she simply threw me out of Boss’s house!”
“HAHAHAHAHA!” Lu Benlai heartlessly burst into laughter before asking Xia Shangzhou. “… How’s her figure?”
As soon as he said it, Lin Jiage directed a cold and threatening gaze towards Lu Benlai.
Lu Benlai immediately lay back down on his bed and said, “Ahem, it’s been a long day, and I’m really exhausted. I’m going to sleep now. Goodnight!”
On the other hand, oblivious to the danger drifting in the air, Xia Shangzhou continued to speak, “I didn’t see anything at all! I only saw white skin, and before I knew it, I was already knocked to the ground…”
Lin Jiage grabbed his towel and pajamas before heading to Xia Shangzhou’s side to pat his shoulders, leaving behind these words before heading to the bathroom, “You’re lucky that you didn’t see anything. If you really did see something, you would’ve been knocked down again.”
After bathing, Lin Jiage lay on his bed and read the message that Shi Yao sent in response: [That pretty miss sure knows how to choose her presents! I bet that she’s a really likeable person!]
“…”
I only explained it to you to make sure that you wouldn’t misunderstand, but you ended up praising that non-existent girl!
Not to mention, you even called her ‘pretty miss’!
If I ever send Soft Bun another message, I’m going to chop off my hands!
But a second after raising that flag, Lin Jiage’s phone lit up once more. It was another message from Shi Yao. [Right, did you get home safely?]
Without any hesitation, Lin Jiage replied: [I did.]
~(～o￣3￣)～
