Neither of them talked for more than twenty minutes…
As they were about to arrive at Han Yueyao’s dorm. Su Yu asked, “Are you hungry?”
“Are you crazy? Didn’t you see how much I ate on the ship?” Han Yueyao rolled her eyes.
“I did.”
“Then why would you ask me if I’m hungry?”
“I just thought since you had a big appetite… maybe you’d want to eat something else before bed.”
Han Yueyao: “… President Su, if you enjoy making fun of your employees, you should run a gag company instead.”
“Ha, I like making fun of other people, but I don’t like it when other people make fun of me.”
“So… in a nutshell, you’re shameless.”
“It’s lonely being the only shameless one here. That’s why God sent you into my life…” Su Yu was suggesting that Han Yueyao was just as shameless as he was.
He originally thought that she would blow up in anger… However, Han Yueyao took out her phone and opened her calculator app. “You used me as a shield quite a lot of times tonight. You should be glad that I’m a healthy person, or else I would’ve died of a heart attack.”
“I paid you already.”
“That’s not enough… you used my phone to take a selfie. Let’s see, I’ll give you a discount, how about 10,000 yuan per photo? When we were leaving the ship you put your arm around me in front of Zeng Rou… you did it in front of so many people, so that’ll cost you 30,000 yuan. I also got in your car in front of all those people, my reputation is probably ruined… I’m not that popular yet, so my reputation isn’t worth a lot, 10,000 yuan. That’s 50,000 yuan in total… but seeing that you’re my boss, I’ll give you 15% off. So, you owe me 42,500 yuan. Pay up.”
“Seriously?” Su Yu was speechless.
“You were the one who offered to pay me in the beginning, so why not?”
“I don’t have that much cash.” Su Yu didn’t want to pay.
“It’s okay, you can write me an IOU.” Han Yueyao smiled.
“Sorry, I don’t have a pen and paper.”
“It’s okay, I do.” Then, Han Yueyao reached into her purse and took out a black pen and a sticky note.
Su Yu: “…Good job, Han Yueyao, you sure were prepared. Don’t tell me you have a machine too and I can pay you by card.”
“Nah, that’s too much work. I’d have to go out and buy a machine. But, I do accept WeChat transfers.”
“In your dreams…”
“But we’re not.”
“You know, I can block your road to stardom right now. You’ll end up working as Imperial Star’s lackie for the rest of your life.” Su Yu decided to play the big boss and scare the little girl…
To his surprise…
“Sure, I didn’t want to become famous in the first place anyways… give me enough money and I’ll retire right now.”
Su Yu: “…”
When did they start bickering every time they had a conversation? Su Yu was so used to Han Yueyao that she never pissed him off, no matter what she said. Su Yu even found some of her expressions and words funny… he was constantly looking for ways to retaliate.
Su Yu’s mind seemed to relax and wander off for a second; he didn’t see a giant trunk driving towards their direction.
“Su Yu!” When Han Yueyao saw the truck it was already too late. Her eyes widened and she couldn’t help but scream in horror.
Upon hearing her scream, Su Yu looked to the side to see the giant truck coming right at them… with no intention of slowing down.
