How could they not be surprised?!
After what happened to Master Bai, everyone turned to look at Feng Wu!
That was crazy!
Something Feng Wu had casually cooked could help people with their breakthroughs… What did that mean?
Emperor Wu stared at Feng Wu in disbelief, a lot of thoughts already running through his head!
“You… You…” He took a deep breath.
He really needed some time to calm down!
Because it was such a big deal!
“No! No way! It has to be a coincidence! It has to be!” Jun Wuxia shook her head resolutely. “Feng Wu must have paid Master Bai off! That has to be it!”
Everyone found her words idiotic.
How dumb could she be?
Feng Wu was already sincere enough, trying to prove herself over and over again until she was practically shoving the evidence in Jun Wuxia’s face.
But Jun Wuxia acted like a fool and kept shaking her head, saying that she wouldn’t believe it.
Even Empress Dugu couldn’t stand it anymore. She grabbed her daughter’s hand and shook her head at her, warning her to keep her voice down.
“Where there is life, there is hope. Don’t bluster so much! Be quiet!” Empress Dugu warned Jun Wuxia in a low voice.
But Jun Wuxia was so agitated now that she couldn’t think straight anymore. All she knew was her hatred toward Feng Wu, and she wouldn’t listen to anyone else.
“It’s fake! They’re faking it! It’s just a show they’re putting on!” Looking around, Jun Wuxia suddenly rested her hands on her waist and guffawed. She then pointed at the empress dowager, who was still tearing at the roast fish, and said, “Feng Wu, if you’re that amazing, after the amount of roast fish Her Majesty has eaten, why can’t you make her have a breakthrough? If that happens, I’ll kneel down and call you my great-grandmother!”
Everyone stared at her in disbelief.
Kneel down and address Feng Wu as her great-grandmother? What was the princess thinking?
If Feng Wu was her great-grandmother, she would become Emperor Wu’s grandmother and the empress dowager’s mother!
Jun Wuxia had obviously lost her mind.
Infuriated, Emperor Wu shouted, “What a load of nonsense! Take her away now!”
But —
He was too late.
“Hm —” The empress dowager was finally full. She rubbed her belly and burped.
All would be fine if that was all she did. However —
There was a rumbling sound when she burped!
Rumble —
It was as long and melodious as the sound of a flute.
Hearing that sound, everyone fell silent with astonishment!
“That was…”
“Wow! Shit!”
“OMG! Did Her Majesty just —”
Everyone looked from the empress dowager to Feng Wu, then to Emperor Wu!
“Did Her Majesty just have a bowel movement?”
“I think so…”
“No, she didn’t! Can’t you see all the spiritual essence rushing toward Her Majesty? That’s no bowel movement!”
“That is to say, Her Majesty has… has…”
“Can it be any more obvious? Her Majesty just had a breakthrough!”
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Everyone then turned to look at Jun Wuxia in bewilderment.
Only a minute had passed since Jun Wuxia said those words.
“Feng Wu, if you’re that amazing, after the amount of roast fish Her Majesty has eaten, why can’t you make her have a breakthrough? If that happens, I’ll kneel down and call you my great-grandmother!”
