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Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 841

Chapter 841 - Little friend Shuhang, I have an interesting video to show you

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

Since learning the Aura Concealing method from Su Clan’s Sixteen, Song Shuhang had used it whenever he had the chance during his daily life in order to quickly increase his mastery of the skill.

Things weren’t that bad while in the Third Stage Realm, but after a cultivator advanced to the Fourth Stage Realm, their innate true yuan would make ordinary people feel quite a bit of pressure. As such, unless he could quickly increase his mastery of this skill, he would have a few problems hanging out with ordinary people after reaching the Fourth Stage Realm.

Today, Song Shuhang was also concealing his aura, and this trip to the bathroom was no exception.

Anyway, the ‘Aura Concealing’ method could be used in two different ways.

The first use: it could eliminate the energy and pressure that the body of a cultivator was emanating for a short period of time, making them look the same as an ordinary person. This method was the same as a person holding their breath; it couldn’t be used for a long period of time. After some time, the cultivator wouldn’t be able to block the spiritual energy and pressure that their body was emanating anymore, ending up releasing them again. However, the method was still useful to shake off enemies within that period of time or making surprise attacks.

The second use: the cultivator could conceal their real strength through the usage of the ‘Aura Concealing’ method, but it was impossible to use this variant to weaken their aura to the point of looking like an ordinary person. This method was the same as a person slowing down their breath. As long as the circumstances allowed it, they could keep it up indefinitely. But if the level of one’s mastery wasn’t high enough, they would appear only one or two small realms weaker.

Both uses of the Aura Concealing method had their advantages and disadvantages.

As such, Song Shuhang constantly alternated the usage of these two methods during his daily life in order to increase his proficiency in both.

And right at this time, Song Shuhang was too busy operating the first type of the Aura Concealing method and hadn’t noticed that someone was stalking him.

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The young monster hunter properly positioned his mobile phone and took out a gunnysack from his waist area.

This particular gunnysack wasn’t a magical treasure to vanquish monsters; it was just a very ordinary gunnysack. The young monster hunter didn’t have a size-reducing purse or another spatial equipment, and he usually carried this gunnysack along to collect his spoils of war.

But little did he expect that this gunnysack would come in handy right at this moment.

After taking a look at his prey, the young monster hunter determined that he was just an ordinary person.

Next, he looked all around to make sure that there was no one around.

This was definitely a good opportunity, and it was unlikely that he would get a better opportunity in the future!

“Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die!” the young monster hunter lightly shouted toward the phone.

Then, he pounced toward the actor playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s role!

Song Shuhang, who was hurrying toward the bathroom because he had to pee, discovered that something strange was happening behind him. Afterward, he also heard the slogan, ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die!’.

F*ck, was I discovered?

Song Shuhang quickly turned his head and looked backward.

In the next moment, he saw a huge gunnysack headed toward him—someone really wanted to put a gunnysack on his head!

As if that wasn’t enough… the speed of the opposite party was very high. It definitely wasn’t the speed of an ordinary person.

The other party was also a cultivator!

However, Song Shuhang felt no killing intent coming from the opposite party. In addition, the gunnysack was also a very ordinary gunnysack. Was it possible that this guy had only recognized him as the actor playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s role, deciding to put a gunnysack on his head and beat him up as a consequence?

That guy was even a cultivator. He had to be really bored to do this stuff…

Tsk… whatever, Song Shuhang wasn’t someone that liked to be abused, nor was he fond of people putting a gunnysack on his head and giving him a beating. Since the opposite party was also a cultivator, there was no need to stand on ceremony.

Since the other guy dared to put a gunnysack on his head, he couldn’t blame him for fighting back!

Song Shuhang was concealing his aura at this time, and he appeared the same as an ordinary person in the eyes of the opposite party. There was no better disguise than this.

Come, I’ll let you have a taste of my Falcon Punch! Song Shuhang quietly clenched his fist and locked onto the aura of the opposite party.

As soon as the other guy got closer, he would use the ❮Basic Buddhist Fist Technique Two❯ and throw 300 punches within one second, giving him a good lesson!

As such, Song Shuhang pretended to be an ordinary person and let the other party put the gunnysack on his head. He intentionally appeared weak in front of the enemy, and as soon as the other guy was in his range, he would give him a taste of his iron fist.

However, contrary to Song Shuhang’s expectations… it seemed that the opposite party had no intention of beating him up!

After quickly putting the gunnysack on his head, the opposite party didn’t approach further, and without waiting for Song Shuhang to attack, he laughed out loud and quickly fled.

Song Shuhang’s body stiffened as he stood in place.

That bastard only wanted to put a gunnysack on his head?

As if that wasn’t enough, that guy was even a cultivator… Just how bored was he?

Song Shuhang took the gunnysack off his head. At this time, that guy that ambushed him and already disappeared, his whereabouts unknown.

From beginning to end, he didn’t get the chance to see the appearance of the opposite party. He was only able to make out the blurry facial features of the young man through the gunnysack. The opposite party had deliberately covered his face so that Song Shuhang couldn’t see it.

The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. He put the gunnysack away as he was shivering all over. It wasn’t that he was angry… he simply had to urgently pee.

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and said, “You’d better not let me meet you again! Bastard, I’ve noted down your aura!”

Then, he decided to temporarily put aside this matter related to random people putting gunnysacks on his head and went to the bathroom to solve his urinary emergency.

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After emptying his bladder, Song Shuhang sighed.

Then, he washed his hands and took out his mobile phone, unlocking it.

He was planning to contact his Internet friend, [Mad Mental Hospital’s Director].

It was about time he contacted that guy and decided on the time and location of their meeting.

Today was really an unlucky day.

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On another side, the young monster hunter had happily run to the third floor of the hotel to borrow the bathroom.

At this time, he was squatting on the toilet and fiddling with his mobile phone, watching the video he had just recorded.

The picture was somewhat shaky, but it was perfect aside from that.

The video started when he saw the actor playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s role. Then, he lightly shouted the slogan ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die’ and took out a gunnysack, putting it on Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s head, and quickly fleeing immediately afterward—with the video ending right at that time.

The young monster hunter had recorded the video from an ingenious angle. In the video, his figure was viewed from the back, and only one-fourth of his face was visible.

“This video will surely go viral if I upload it online!” The young monster hunter was secretly pleased with himself.

After ❮Apocalypse War❯’s screening, there were a lot of people that fantasized about putting a gunnysack above Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s head and giving him a good beating.

And now, the wish of countless people was about to come true!

I’ll first upload the video to my WeChat Moments. Later, I’ll also upload it online. I’m sure it will go viral! the young monster hunter thought to himself.

Then, he stretched out his hand and prepared to upload the video to his Moments.

But right at this moment, he suddenly thought of something.

The young monster hunter laughed, and said, “No, I can’t. After all, that ‘Stressed by a Mountain of Books’ is a fan of Senior Brother Gao Sheng. If I let him see this video in my Moments, that weird guy will surely end his friendship with me. Hmm, in that case, I’ll upload it to my Moments later—I’ll upload it online first.”

He opened his account on a certain video-sharing website and uploaded the video online.

This video was bound to go viral in the whole country.

“Still, I can’t believe that Senior Brother Gao Sheng also has fans… that Stressed by a Mountain of Books has a rather eccentric way of seeing things.” The young monster hunter ridiculed Song Shuhang.

And right at this time, his friend ‘Stressed by a Mountain of Books’ sent him a message. “Director, are you online? Where are you now?”

The young monster hunter replied, “I’m already close to Wenzhou City’s Baijing Street~ I’m just waiting for you.”

Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “So quick? Ahaha, I also happened to return to Wenzhou City ahead of time yesterday. In that case, we’ll meet in Baijing Street in a while after I’m done buying a few things.”

The young monster hunter: “Good, at what time are we going to meet?”

Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “Wait a moment. I’ll contact you after I’m done shopping.”

The young monster hunter: “Sure, no problem! Such being the case, I’ll take a stroll around here in the meantime.”

Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “Very well, see you in a while.”

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In the meantime.

Song Shuhang exited [Mad Mental Hospital’s Director]’s chat window.

Then, he rubbed his face and prepared to put his mobile phone away and look for Ye Si.

But right at this time, a friend contacted him through the instant messaging program.

It was a senior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group that had added him a very long time ago.

However, this senior had almost never written in the group. This person was none other than Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon, one of the administrators of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Song Shuhang had never met True Monarch Rain Moon or chatted with her. At most, he had seen a certain ‘Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon’ stealing his vegetables in the farming game he was playing.

Song Shuhang pressed on the notification. He was curious to see why this senior whom he had never chatted with had suddenly decided to contact him.

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “Little friend Tyrannical Saber, I have an interesting video to show you. ??

Below was the link to the video.

“…” Song Shuhang.

After seeing the description embedded in the link of the video, Song Shuhang started to feel uneasy.

Synopsis: [Today, I accidentally met a big villain and decided to play a prank on him.]

If not for the fact that it was something True Monarch Rain Moon sent, Song Shuhang wouldn’t have opened the link.

Then, after the video started buffering…

Wait a second… isn’t the thumbnail of this video awfully familiar? F*ck, isn’t that the entrance of the bathroom I used in the hotel just now?

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth and pressed on the play button.

As expected, everything was just as he imagined it to be.

The first thing that appeared in the video was the entrance of the bathroom. Then, a man said in a low and deep voice, “Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die!”

…Afterward, a figure quickly charged toward an innocent man wearing sunglasses, cruelly putting a gunnysack on his head.

“…” Song Shuhang.

F*ck that guy!

The video is actually already online?

Moreover, the title of the video was: [Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die, I put a gunnysack on Senior Brother Gao Sheng’s head!]

Cultivation Chat Group

Cultivation Chat Group

CCG, Xiu Zhen Liao Tian Qun, 修真聊天群
Score 8.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2015 Native Language: Chinese
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

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