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Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1312

Chapter 1312 - Positivity returns to the Nine Provinces Number One Group

“…” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue looked at the pair of sheep horns.

“Yo, little girl, there’s some stuff that’s dropped beside you again,” Senior Turtle reminded.

Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said, “I saw it.”

The sea turtle said, “Is your heart aching?”

“Hahahaha.” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue suddenly burst into laughter and grabbed the big and small hammers. After that, she summoned the ‘Nine Virtues Phoenix Flames’ and advanced towards the turtle shell that was on the platform.

“Ding, ding, ding, ding!”

Flames rose.

The big and small hammers danced wildly. Each time a hammer came crashing down, it was accompanied by the sound of wind and lightning.

“Hahahaha~” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue let out a delirious laugh. Each hammer strike brought with it great momentum. Sweat soaked her long blond hair, turning into a mist that shrouded her body.

The sea turtle: “…”

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In the main world.

“That was bad.” Song Shuhang scratched his head, and said, “I’ve gotten too used to moving materials straight into the Inner World as soon as I acquire them. I forgot that I had promised Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue that I would move them over only after hoarding them.”

He had been careless and caused Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue’s heart to rend once again.

In the Combined Magical Treasure, the item associated with the sheep was the Black Sheep Warrior’s Ring. Similar to the Divine Dog General’s Ring, it was something to be worn on a finger.

A pair of sheep horns would be just enough to forge two rings.

What should I do? Should I apologize to Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue?

No, it looks like she has already been enraged…

It would probably be better for me to take the sheep horns back first, and then wait until I get a few more Eighth Stage materials before sending them over all at once.

Song Shuhang felt that this was a good idea.

And so, he quietly moved the pair of ‘Eighth Stage sheep horns’ out of his Inner World, and prepared to store them into his magical bracelet.

Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue: “…”

After a moment.

“Hahahaha, hahahaha!” She seemed to have broken down even more. The momentum with which she swung the hammers became even more violent.

Senior Turtle involuntarily took a step back. He got the feeling that if he stayed too close, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue’s hammers would fall on its body.

“Did I do something wrong again?” Song Shuhang wiped the sweat on his forehead.

Senior White’s clone on the side asked, “What’s wrong?”

Song Shuhang replied, “I accidentally did something that made Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue angry, but it doesn’t matter. She should be fine after she calms down… I guess…”

“If you accidentally annoy a fairy maiden, you may consider giving her some gifts,” Senior White’s clone suggested.

Song Shuhang smiled wryly, and said, “If I send something to the Inner World now, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue is probably going to go mad. Hahaha.”

While they were talking, Song Shuhang saw the monster willow Qing Wu behind Senior White.

“Wait!” Song Shuhang pointed at the monster tree Qing Wu, and said, “Senior White, wasn’t Qing Wu going to school in my place? Why is she here?”

Qing Wu gently shrugged with her branches, and said, “I was summoned by my master.”

Song Shuhang said, “Heavens.”

Senior White’s clone said, “I summoned Qing Wu over because Lushan Street wasn’t fast enough at loading swords when it was alone.”

Demon Venerable Lushan Street only had two hands, so how could it compare to Qing Wu, who had numerous branches, when it came to loading flying swords?

“Don’t worry, Mister Tyrannical Song,” Qing Wu said to Song Shuhang. “Today’s classes have already ended. Shi and I were already back at our residence when I got summoned over by my master.”

Hearing this, Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief.

He looked at the time… It was already nearing 7 PM in Beijing.

Since they weren’t in the country at the moment, there was a time difference.

Senior White’s clone said, “I’ll handle everything, so you don’t need to worry. After Doudou’s wedding is over, I’ll send Qing Wu back to continue taking classes for you. Then, we can go to space to dig for treasures.”

While talking, he tied up the sheep-headed demon’s corpse.

The sheep-headed demon was really tenacious. Although it was on the verge of death, and its vitality had nearly dissipated, it had yet to truly die.

If one paid a high enough price, they could even save it.

“I’ll take this sheep-headed demon, while you can take the spirit stones and the spatial bracelet on its body. As for the ‘demonic crystal’, leave that to me.” Senior White and Song Shuhang split the loot.

Song Shuhang said, “Senior White, there’s something else in the spatial bracelet.”

Senior White had done most of the work while killing the sheep-headed demon, but the best part of its body, the sheep horns, had now been given to Shuhang. Moreover, Senior White’s clone had even given him the spirit stones and the spatial bracelet. Because of this, Shuhang felt rather embarrassed.

In addition, the spatial bracer still had yet to be unlocked, so he couldn’t even access it.

Senior White’s clone said, ​​”Dividing the loot is always so troublesome. You can keep the stuff that’s in the spatial bracelet for now. If you have the time to crack it open, just leave me with some of the things inside it. I’m currently more interested in the body of this sheep-headed demon.”

The sheep-headed demon, who still had one breath in it, thought, Excuse me? You’re interested in my body?

Senior White applied some healing ointment on the body of the sheep-headed demon and put it in a box.

At the side, Demon Venerable Lushan Street looked at the sheep-headed demon with pity. He already had a hunch… After a few days, Sage White was going to have another genie. After the lamp was rubbed, a sheep-headed demon that had its horns cut would come out.

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Song Shuhang, Senior White’s clone, and Senior White’s main body returned to Doudou’s wedding team.

The virtuous lamia raised her head and swallowed Scarlet Heaven Sword into her stomach, attaching herself back to Song Shuhang.

Scarlet Heaven Sword: “…”

Today’s usage time was a little shorter.

“Senior Song, Senior Song, that was really exciting!” Doudou [Soft Feather Version] was very excited. It was a pity she couldn’t participate in the battle just now.

Doudou [Su Clan’s Sixteen Version] worriedly said, “Shuhang, you were a little rash just now.” Although Song Shuhang was known as the first Sage in a thousand years, he was still only at the Fourth Stage. Directly facing off against an enemy at the Eighth Stage was too reckless. However… he did look very cool.

Fairy Creation said, “Yiyaya~ stupid!”

Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “Actually, there’s no need to worry. This isn’t my main body.”

He had relied on Senior White Two’s secret technique to use the Defiant Whale Warrior Glove as a base for Song Shuhang Two. This was why he had dared to wield both the ‘Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber’ and ‘Scarlet Heaven Sword’ to confront an Eighth Stage Profound Sage.

As this wasn’t his main body, it was fine if he was a bit reckless with it. Moreover, Senior White was on the sidelines.

At the side, Zhou Li was still scared. “Fortunately, the battle is over, and the sheep-headed demon did not have the time to fully display its strength.”

Although a battle between Profound Sages wouldn’t destroy the world, it could destroy several cities without any problem. Consequently, their wedding team would have definitely been affected.

Fairy Lychee had recorded the entire scene.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator smiled, and said, “Tomorrow, I’m going to submit a piece of writing to the Daily Cultivator. [The first Sage in a thousand years ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’ cooperated with the sixth Sage a thousand years ‘Sage White’ to kill an Eighth Stage sheep-headed demon.] With this, nobody will doubt Song Shuhang’s strength.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman calmly said, “Before, we all thought that Song Shuhang’s new title would bring him a lot of trouble. Now, not only has he had a bout with Sage Monarch Winter Melon, but he’s even killed an Eighth Stage sheep-headed demon. This will be enough to deter a large number of small fries.”

Fairy Lychee put away her mobile phone, and said, “We also have to work hard; otherwise, when little friend Song Shuhang shows his divinity once again, perhaps his realm would have truly surpassed ours.”

As Fairy Lychee’s words came out, the corners of the mouths of the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group twitched.

It truly was a heart-rending thing to think of.

“Four stages in four months…”

“I’ll bet that he’ll be at the Fifth Stage after five months.”

“Didn’t he say that he’s going to forge the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure’ before advancing to the Fifth Stage? I feel that one month is definitely not enough to do so. Forging 33 kinds of life-bound magical treasures isn’t easy.”

“However, on the way to Doudou’s wedding, little friend Song Shuhang has already collected materials for seven kinds of magical treasures, namely the turtle, dog, rabbit, cow, elephant, horse, and sheep. Moreover, Senior White is going to take him to dig for treasures in space. I’m afraid that the forging of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure isn’t going to take that much time.”

Silence suddenly pervaded the immortal boat.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said, “We have to work hard and reduce the time we spend chatting in the group chat every day by one hour.”

Scholar Drunken XXX said, “From this day onward, I will rush to a secret realm to practice at least once a year.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “From now on, I will control the number of times I seek death, and spend more time practicing.”

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said, “From next year onward, I’m no longer going to father any more children until I reach the Venerable Realm.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said from the fish tank, “I’m also going to work hard; otherwise, I won’t even be qualified to be used as a CPU… Ugh!”

The fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were filled with motivation.

If True Monarch Yellow Mountain was present, he would definitely cry tears of joy.

The style of the Nine Provinces Number One Group hadn’t been this normal and positive for a very long time.

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At seven o’clock Beijing time, the golden palanquin arrived at its destination.

Doudou’s wedding team finally came to a stop.

Doudou [Soft Feather Version] happily said, “Is the show going to start? Do I get to start acting now?”

Su Clan’s Sixteen’s consciousness said, “Now that Shuhang’s consciousness is gone, the original three allocations will have to be divided between the two of us.”

While they were talking, Song Shuhang’s figure suddenly melted.

Soft Feather said, “Oh, no. Senior Song’s body has become a puddle again!”

The liquefied body part then merged with the glove.

After that, the ‘Defiant Whale Warrior Glove’ whizzed back to Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang’s right hand.

The magical bracelet and the loot from the sheep-headed demon’s body returned as well.

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Where did Shuhang’s consciousness go?”

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang replied, “Don’t look at me. His consciousness didn’t return to his body.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Then, did it go back to Doudou’s body?”

Sure enough, Song Shuhang’s consciousness had returned to Doudou’s body.

As soon as his consciousness returned, Su Clan’s Sixteen and Soft Feather felt something like a ‘fog’ surrounding them. It wrapped around the consciousnesses of the three women.

This fog had returned alongside Song Shuhang’s consciousness.

In the end, the fog condensed into a ‘dreamland’.

Cultivation Chat Group

Cultivation Chat Group

CCG, Xiu Zhen Liao Tian Qun, 修真聊天群
Score 8.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2015 Native Language: Chinese
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

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