Switch Mode

Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1239

Chapter 1239 - 1239 Heavens, the sun smiled at me when I raised my head

1239 Heavens, the sun smiled at me when I raised my head

Senior White Two currently had three pets.

The one that Song Shuhang made contact with the most was the Senior White Two’s Pet No.2, the demonic hamster. That cute thing was now rushing towards the Fifth Stage Realm. It vowed to come over and beat Song Shuhang up after it ascended to the Fifth Stage. If he were to make a guess, with Senior White Two backing the demonic hamster, it should have already successfully ascended.

The Pet No.3 was the Orangutan General captured by Senior White Two during his previous trip to the Palace of Winter’s forbidden area. That guy’s strength was at the Eighth Stage Realm. In addition, it wasn’t just some nobody; it was the Holy Buddhist Ape of the Four Great Generals of the Beast Realm. For its internal cultivation, it practiced the ❮Mysterious Principles of Space Secret Technique❯, while for external cultivation, it practiced the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯. Under normal circumstances, it would have one day ascended to the Ninth Stage and become one of the rulers of the Beast Realm. It was just a pity… that it ended up encountering Senior White Two.

Senior White Two had indeed mentioned his Pet No. 1 before, but as for what kind of creature this first pet of his was, he never really talked about it much, though he did say that his first pet was in a state similar to hibernation.

This guy is going to jump through space? Doesn’t this mean that Senior White Two’s pet is at the Ninth Stage Realm? Song Shuhang thought.

I hope that guy isn’t too big. Otherwise, if it did jump through space, it would end up crushing the place that the Black Horse Branch had lent him.

[Buzz~ Spatial jump success, locating No. Tyrannical Song’s position. Buzz~ Location found.] At this time, the voice of Senior White Two’s first pet rang in Song Shuhang’s ears once again.

However, this time, the voice was much clearer.

[You’ve arrived?] Song Shuhang asked curiously.

[Spatial jump completed. Hello, No. Tyrannical Song. I’m my master’s first pet ‘You are busy T233’, glad to meet you,] the voice said again.

You’re Busy T233? What kind of name was that?

In addition, Song Shuhang was also worried about another thing. What did No. Tyrannical Song mean? Why did the other party keep on adding ‘Number’ before his name?

Pet No. 1, Pet No. 2, Pet No. 3… Then, wouldn’t Pet No. Tyrannical Song follow?

[Where are you? How come I can’t seem to see you?] Song Shuhang asked curiously.

Was this Pet No. 1 extremely small? Like the size of an ant?

Song Shuhang released his mental energy and scanned the entire room. However, he could not find any other life forms at all. With his current mental energy, even if there were mosquitoes in the room, he would be able to find them.

Unless… Senior White Two’s first pet was so small that it was only the size of microorganisms.

[Confirming that the spatial jump has succeeded… Confirming arrival at the ‘Beast Realm’ of the myriad worlds… Confirming that the communication signal with No. Tyrannical Song is unobstructed… Summary: Affirmative, Tyrannical Song, I have arrived at your location,] Pet No. 1 said.

[Then where are you?] Song Shuhang asked.

As soon as he finished his question, he heard the chaotic cries of the members of the Dark Horse branch coming from outside his residence.

The voices became louder and louder as more and more people began shouting.

At the same time, a loud shout could be heard coming from the branch head and the master turtle as they tried to maintain order.

Song Shuhang loudly asked, “What happened?”

Kindness replied, “Senior Tyrannical Song, it’s not good, a sun suddenly appeared in the sky of Beast Realm. Its heat is so strong that it caused the temperature in the Beast Realm to rise sharply.”

A sun suddenly appeared?

Song Shuhang: “…”

Suddenly, he had a bad hunch.

The Beast Realm was not a ‘binary star system’, so an entire new star suddenly appearing caused great anxiety to well up among the people of the Beast Realm.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath. “Don’t panic, remain calm. I’ll go out and have a look.”

He stepped out of the room, and the virtuous lamia stood guard behind him.

After that, Song Shuhang looked up at the sky.

Song Shuhang said, “Heavens~”

The Beast Realm’s own sun was still in the ‘sunrise’ state, and was slowly rising.

However, in the middle of the sky, another dazzling golden sun also radiated light and heat.

[Hello, No. Tyrannical Song. “You’re busy T233” smiles at you.] The voice of Pet No. 1 sounded again.

Song Shuhang said, “Oh My Go— Sun!”

[No. Tyrannical Song, you are mistaken, I am not your sun, I am the sun of my master,] Pet No. 1 corrected.

Song Shuhang felt that his view of the world had been completely shattered.

[You’re Senior White Two’s Pet No. 1? A sun?] Song Shuhang rubbed his temples.

Senior White Two, you are actually this powerful? Does the other ruler of the Netherworld know about this?

Pet No. 1, ‘You are busy T233’, hung high up in the sky. It did not enter the atmosphere of the Beast Realm, but remained quietly suspended in the starry sky outside the Beast Realm while it emitted its own light and heat.

It did not emit a gravitational pull. Aside from its own light and heat, it did its best to retract all of its energy to avoid affecting the outside world.

[Negative, No. Tyrannical Song. Correcting your mistake, I am not a sun; I am just a cute lion nicknamed ‘You’re Busy’. Due to an accidental serious injury that brought me near death, my master was compassionate and transformed me, and I eventually became the Pet No. 1 that was also the part-time ultimate weapon ‘T233’. The reason why I look quite big right now is just because I am quite close to the Beast Realm,] the golden sun in the sky replied.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Pet No. 1 then continued to introduce itself. [In addition, the volume of T233 is also very different from that of stars. The size of my body is more or less the same as planet ZB-214.]

Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. What in the world was planet ZB-214, and how big was it? Can’t you use planets that everyone’s more familiar with to compare yourself to?

He hated it when someone made him feel ignorant, and now he was getting that feeling again.

[However, since it’s using a planet as a reference, its size is probably nowhere near something that could be considered small. When things reach a certain level, the destructive power they wield becomes terrifying. If No. 1 were to lash out with all its strength, would it be able to destroy a planet…?] Song Shuhang wondered.

[Unfortunately no, Tyrannical Song. Thus far, apart from releasing light and heat, I have no means of attack,] Pet No. 1 replied. [In fact, all of my current energy is being used to support the actions of this huge body. Every time I move, I have to consume all of the power that I’ve accumulated over thousands of years. Normally, in order to minimize consumption, I would stay in hibernation and silently accumulate strength. After this operation, I will have to stay in hibernation for a good while.]

The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. [Aren’t you supposed to be Senior White’s ultimate weapon?]

Pet No. 1 calmly replied, [I don’t really have any means of attack and I can only emit light and heat, so… my main job is being Pet No. 1, and being master’s ultimate weapon is only part-time.]

So Pet No. 1 was a part-time ultimate weapon. What for, though?

In other words, the current occupation of No. 1 pet was being a small artificial sun, or a semi-finished ‘ultimate weapon’.

[Confirming successful contact with No. Tyrannical Song… Entering energy-saving mode… Turning off the light and heat to maintain minimum consumption… 3… 2… 1…] You’re Busy T233 said.

As it was speaking, the golden sun in the sky slowly dimmed, and it finally no longer emitted any light.

After about 10 breaths of time…

“Hello, Tyrannical Song, can you hear me?” The voice of You’re Busy T233 resounded in Song Shuhang’s mind. This time, the sound was much more delicate.

Song Shuhang replied, “Yeah, I can hear you.”

You’re Busy T233 asked, “Tyrannical Song, what happened to your personal world? Why can’t my master’s signal reach it?”

Song Shuhang replied, “In fact, my Inner World is currently evolving. Perhaps it is because of that that the world has changed a bit.”

Pet No. 1 asked, “So that’s the case. How long will it take for your personal world to evolve? I would like report to my master about it.”

Song Shuhang replied, “I’m not too sure about that, but it shouldn’t take long.”

“Understood, then I shall reply to my master faithfully,” Pet No. 1 said. “In addition, do you have anything you’d want me to tell my master, Tyrannical Song? Perhaps a joke?”

“Now that you’re saying that, I really do have something I’d want to tell him about. I originally wanted to contact Senior White Two.”

Song Shuhang relayed what recently happened to the ‘Beast Realm’ to Pet No. 1, including the magical treasures that caused people to become corrupted all over the place and his suspicion that the other ‘ruler of the Netherworld’ had entered a wild state and desired to take matters into its own hands.

“I understand, I shall report this matter to my master. It’s normal for that other one to be a bit more wild during this time. You should pay attention to your safety, Tyrannical Song. Nevertheless, after this period of time, things will get better. In addition, Tyrannical Song, do you have a joke?” Pet No. 1 said.

“Can we not talk about ‘jokes’?” Song Shuhang burst into tears.

“No problem, Tyrannical Song. Do you have any funny lines that you would want me to tell my master?”

Song Shuhang’s liver started hurting. “F*ck off”

Pet No. 1 paused, and then it suddenly burst out laughing. “Hahahaha, so funny, so funny. I’ve received the line, No. Tyrannical Song. I shall relay this to my master later. I’m certain that my master will be very satisfied with this, and he will definitely give you some rewards.”

Song Shuhang: ?

“Wait… wait! That wasn’t a line just now.”

Pet No. 1 said, “Buzz~ 30% energy remaining, entering the lowest energy consumption state. Buzz~ Tyrannical Song, I still have 10% of energy that can be consumed, do you require assistance for anything?”

Was this the legendary ‘instant topic changing technique’?

However, speaking of assistance, he recalled the situation he was facing with the ‘palace’.

Although it smelled quite strange, he couldn’t bear to simply leave it at the Beast Realm.

Song Shuhang asked, “Can you transfer that palace into my Inner World?”

Pet No. 1 replied, “The spatial transfer will require your cooperation. However, your world is currently evolving, so I don’t know if it can be transferred successfully.”

Song Shuhang asked, “Then could you shrink it down for a while?”

Pet No. 1 replied, “No problem, I can shrink it down to five cubic meters. Is that good enough?”

Song Shuhang said, “That would be great.”

With the help of Pet No. 1, he successfully transferred the palace to the Inner World, and then moved the palace to the innermost edge of the Inner World.

Pet No. 1 again asked, “Is there anything else I can help with?”

Song Shuhang thought about it, and then remembered Daoist Mulan from that sect of thieves.

“Can you perform divinations?” Song Shuhang asked. “If possible, I want to determine a person’s location.”

Cultivation Chat Group

Cultivation Chat Group

CCG, Xiu Zhen Liao Tian Qun, 修真聊天群
Score 8.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2015 Native Language: Chinese
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

Comment

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest

0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments

Options

not work with dark mode
Reset