“Whether or not you can survive depends on luck. Many people can’t endure it.” Su Yun said,”otherwise, why would the blood letting therapy be abolished?”
Then, he sneered and said,”Boss, do you know who our ancestor is?”
“Don’t talk nonsense. If you say bianque or Hua Tuo, I’ll accept it, but if you say you’re a Barber, I won ‘t. ” Zheng Ren looked at the medical record and said absent-mindedly.
How did this have anything to do with the barber? Tang Haitao’s thoughts were on the barbershop near his house. Every time he went to get a haircut, Tony would ask him to get a card.
Moreover, haircuts were getting more and more expensive. She even personally did her son’s hair. After all, he had been on rotation in the neurosurgery department. He couldn’t cut it well, but he couldn’t damage it either. It’s just a skin preparation, what’s so difficult about it?
“President Tang, in the past, Western medicine paid particular attention to the blood letting therapy, and it was always the cultivators of the church who did this. It’s a long story and there are many strange stories in it. I’ll tell you when I have time. ” “Later in the 12th century, Pope Alexander the third gave this glorious and sacred mission to the people,” Su Yun said with a smile.
“……”
Tang Haitao was stunned by what Su Yun said.
“Do you have any impression of the spinning three-colored pillar in front of the barbershop?”
“There is.” Tang Haitao said.
“Red means arterial blood. Blue referred to the blood in the veins. White is the base color, don’t worry about it. ” Su Yun said,”at that time, the shaving master was a part-time Doctor. You said that our doctors had a high status? I’m the first to express my dissatisfaction. If they say that we’re in the service industry, we really can’t compete with others. “
Su Yun’s tone was filled with endless ridicule. He had been criticizing the hospital for emphasizing on service.
“Speak properly, don’t be so weird.” Zheng Ren flipped a page of the medical record and said in a deep voice,””But you’re right. It’s wrong to classify a high-end technology industry as a service industry.”
“Just because you say you’re wrong, you’re wrong? Tu Youyou, teacher tu isn’t even an academician, what more can you do? What’s so great about a Nobel Prize? If you have the ability, then take another one. ” Su Yun clamored.
Tang Haitao was speechless. If he had the ability, he could win another Nobel Prize. Also, teacher tu wasn’t even an academician … He didn’t dare to answer either of these two topics.
“I’m just a clinician, so I just need to treat and save people. The group’s unconscious behavior will correct many of their mistakes a few years later. “
“It’s also possible that it’s getting more and more off-track. ” Su Yun argued.
Tang Haitao was anxious when he heard the two of them arguing. He immediately laughed and said,””Boss Zheng, big brother Yun, what happened to the shaving master?”
“Eh? You haven’t forgotten. ” Su Yun raised her head and looked at Tang Haitao.””Is it more important to shave your head or is it more important that you’re sitting here and you might be killed one day?”
“……”
“Speak properly.” Zheng Ren said,”President Tang, hairdressers have developed a whole set of operating procedures and tools for bleeding. The blade used to cut blood vessels is called the lancets. The United Kingdom Medical Journal, lancets, is a blade used for bleeding.”
“Boss, the lancets you’re using are meant for people to shave their heads,” For some reason, Su Yun’s mood was not good as she spoke in a strange tone.
“In 1462, Edward the fourth established the first hairdresser’s Union and granted its members the right to cut their hair and perform surgery in London.”
Haitao didn’t expect that the ancestor of surgeons was actually a Barber. No wonder boss Zheng said that.
“But later on, there was a group of radical surgeons who went to the cemetery to dig up the dead and study the human anatomy. To put it more seriously, they were called dark Magi back then. ” Zheng Ren replied,”they firmly look down on hairdressers and surgeons. The two groups are in a heated argument.”
Tang Haitao was speechless.
“After 200 years of competition, many people died, and hairstylists stopped working in the field of surgery.”
“I didn’t expect the foreigners to be so ignorant back then.” Tang Haitao mumbled.
“If it wasn’t for the fact that the alchemists accidentally discovered the reflective furnace, which eventually triggered a series of reactions and led to the Industrial Revolution, they would be a group of barbarians.” Su Yun said in disdain.
“Something like that. Western Medicine’s blood letting therapy is different from Traditional Chinese Medicine’s acupuncture. It’s nonsense.” “Blood transfusion therapy,” Zheng Ren said.”The Declaration of Independence. You know about it, right?”
Tang Haitao didn’t know why the word “bleeding” was related to the Declaration of Independence.
“Benjamin Rush, the only doctor in the Declaration of Independence. He’s known for blood transfusion therapy.” Zheng Ren laughed.”Washington was killed by blood transfusion therapy.”
“Actually, at that time, Chinese medicine was much more reliable than Western medicine.” Su Yun said.
“In ancient times, emperors generally didn’t have long lifespans. Humans still need to improve.” Zheng Ren said.
“The Emperor died for something else. After Jia Jing ascended the throne, he would rather refine pills and eat heavy metals than listen to the Imperial physicians. The Imperial physicians were killed by him three times. It had nothing to do with medical skills, it was all about the human heart. What you said doesn’t make sense at all. I think Chinese medicine is more reliable than Western medicine, at least 18th century ago. “
“Let’s not talk about this. Let’s bleed. Washington’s throat hurts. He used leeches first, then the fly. In the end, the effect was not good, and he directly used 2300ml of blood. The one who did it was this man named BeRush. “
“And the result?”
“What are you asking? who wouldn’t die after 2300ml of blood?” Su Yun said in disdain.
“Later, there was a yellow fever. Benjamin Rush drew blood from the patient, and countless people died. Then there was a Scottish officer called Hamilton who studied blood loss therapy. He experimented on sick soldiers and found that it could only make soldiers die quickly. Other than that, it was useless. “
“Actually, it’s very rare to see blood letting in our country. In Traditional Chinese Medicine, blood letting is done by placing a few milliliters of blood in an acupuncture point. However, all kinds of pseudoscience had started to appear again recently, and it might have never disappeared. They’ve been around since the hand-shake therapy. ” Su Yun said.
“Yes, the patient just now had shallow knife marks all over his fingers. And if it’s domestic violence, as long as the violent party is rational, they won’t bring the knife to the hospital to provoke us. ” Zheng Ren said matter-of-factly.
“He wanted to save people. He probably brought the knife because he thought there were germs on the knife and wanted the doctor to check it. In fact, the patient had high blood pressure with cerebral hemorrhage … By the way, how much cerebral hemorrhage did the patient have?” Su Yun asked.
“40ml. She’s already on stage.”
“Mm, it’s good that you’re up.” Zheng Ren said,”high blood pressure causes dizziness, pain stimulations cause blood pressure to increase further, and finally, cerebral hemorrhage. The logic is very simple.”
Tang Haitao was speechless. He had seen boss Zheng treat patients before, especially the group of patients who had accidentally eaten pig thyroid food poisoning. It was only after experiencing it himself that he realized that both boss Zheng and Brother Yun were demonic figures. No wonder they could win the Nobel Prize.
