“If old Liu doesn’t wear his bald head, I always feel like something is missing.”
Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei and smiled happily.
“By the way, Chang Yue, do you know how old Liu got his baldness?” Su Yun asked.
“It can’t be that he made it himself, right?” Chang Yue asked casually.
“No, no,” Su Yun replied,”I asked him before. He said that when he was young, he was thinking about romance when he was chasing his wife. He thought about taking a walk in the rain. The rain nowadays is so acidic that it’ll be like that after a stroll. “
Zheng Ren did not expect Su Yun to retaliate so quickly.
“By the way, you have to protect the hair around you. Girls were so nice. Their other hair was long, and it would be invisible if they tied it into a ponytail. If you become like old Liu, you can chat with the patient’s family members while crossing your head, tsk tsk. “
“Get lost!” Chang Yue said angrily.
The scene was so beautiful that Chang Yue did not dare to imagine it.
Su Yun laughed out loud, completely unbothered by Chang Yue’s anger. In her current state, what was there to be afraid of? Was he afraid that he couldn’t win against her? What a joke.
“Big brother, buy big sister a flower.” A 15 or 16 year old girl walked over with a bouquet of flowers and asked softly.
Zheng Ren and Su Yun sized up the little girl at the same time.
She was dressed in clean and proper clothes. She looked like a student who was working part-time or here for social practice.
She looked a little shy and didn’t know what to say after that. If he was more familiar with it, he wouldn’t be able to say the cliché words about how beautiful the older sister was and how she matched the flowers.
“How much are the roses?” Zheng Ren’s heart skipped a beat as he asked.
“All the flowers are five Yuan each.”
The price was not too bad. The capital could not be compared to Huacheng. Five Yuan was enough to buy a bunch of them in Huacheng.
Zheng Ren took a rose and was a little nervous.
Life still needed some sense of ceremony. However, the thought of giving flowers to his lover made Zheng Ren’s heart feel like it was on a roller coaster.
Su Yun did some calculations and bought a rose and three jasmines.
“Why did you buy so many?” Zheng Ren asked when he saw the girl leaving in high spirits.
“Here, this is yours.” Su Yun stuffed the Rose and a jasmines into Chang Yue’s hands. Holding the jasmines, she smiled and said,””Women are so petty. Their eyes are red when they see that your Xie Yi is beautiful. You’re a good boss. If I didn’t know, I would think you’re trying to drive a wedge between us. “
“……”
Zheng Ren would not think so much. He looked at Su Yun helplessly and couldn’t be bothered with this fellow.
“The flower language of jasmine flowers is loyalty, purity, and simplicity.” Su Yun’s smile was a little devilish, and Zheng Ren had a bad feeling about it.
Seeing that he was holding two jellies in his hands, it should be Liu Xiaojie and Lin Yuan each.
Coupled with Su Yun’s smile, which was different from usual, Zheng Ren really did not know what would happen.
Soon, Feng Xuhui’s car also arrived.
Liu Xiaojie, old he, and Lin Yuan came down. Su Yun gave the jasmine flowers in her hands to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiaojie with a smile.
All girls liked flowers, especially the continuous spring rain. A few drops of rain fell on the jasmine flower, making it look delicate and beautiful.
“Thank you, Brother Yun.” Lin Yuan said very cheerfully.
“Thank you,” he said. Liu Xiaojie was still a little shy.
“Hehe.” The smile on Su Yun’s face grew even wider as she beckoned everyone into the room and sat down.
The professor didn’t come to eat. His obsession with the Nobel Prize had made him give up all his spare time activities and devote himself to it.
Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said,”boss, there was a time when there was food poisoning in the school. More than 300 students were sent to the hospital.”
“Oh? What did you eat to get poisoned?” At the mention of this, Zheng Ren’s spirits were lifted.
“It’s said to be a plumber’s pot. “
“What?”
“Later, the report said that the tap of the septic tank and the tap were connected in the opposite way. It didn’t take long before he changed back. “But it still led to …” Su Yun said with a smile.
Zheng Ren expressed his contempt for Su Yun for saying such nonsense while eating. As long as it wasn’t Chen niansu, any verbal attack would be useless.
“Right!” Lin Yuan swung his ponytail and immediately replied,”I’ve encountered it once too.”
“Oh, there’s even someone who’s trying to be funny.” Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with great interest.
“But it’s not because the septic tank’s water pipe and the water pipe were connected wrongly. I don’t know what went wrong, but the pressure increased, and the bathroom on the 1st to the 7th floor exploded one floor at a time.”
As he said that, Lin Yuan even made a rather exaggerated hand gesture.”Bang Bang Bang, it’s like fireworks.” It’s just that the smell is too bad. Fortunately, I haven’t returned to the dormitory and am standing outside to watch the show. “
“The students in there were so miserable. I’m scared just thinking about it. Luckily, they weren’t in the dormitory that day.” Lin Yuan said with a smile.
Zheng Ren thought of the scene that Lin Yuan had described. Every floor of the dormitory burst out with a yellow fountain with a strong smell. He really couldn’t bear to see it.
But it was nothing. For a surgeon who always stood on the operating table and dug out feces, it was a small matter.
Chang Yue frowned. She held the jasmine flower closer, as if she wanted to use the smell of Jasmine to wash away the disgusting smell.
“When I was in school, I went to the chemical Engineering College for a while to listen in.” Su Yun chuckled and changed the topic.
“What are you doing at the chemical Engineering school?” Zheng Ren asked.
“Boss, there’s no future in optical medicine. Besides, there’s nothing else I can teach other than anatomy classes, right?” Su Yun said.
Zheng Ren thought about it and felt that it made sense.
“The main thing is that the professor over there wants me to study as a master’s student. He said that Chemical Engineering is the future direction of development, and it’s much more interesting than medicine.” Su Yun smiled evilly.
“One day, the professor assigned a task to several senior brothers and sisters. They went to the septic tank and used measuring cups to fill a cup of fermented feces.”
“This is a prank.” Zheng Ren frowned.
“No, I didn ‘t.” Su Yun laughed out loud.”After purification, there are only about 10mg of white crystals left. It’s so smelly that it’s useless no matter how many layers of masks you wear. Otherwise, it’s called concentrated essence. “
“And then?”
“Later, the professor said to dilute the crystal with alcohol, 1:1000。”
Zheng Ren saw that the smile on Su Yun’s face had become even more devilish and knew that the main character was about to arrive.
“After diluting it, the taste will change. From an unacceptable stench, it has turned into jasmine perfume. ” Su Yun looked at Chang Yue with a smile.”The professor even said that he wanted to give the jasmine perfume he made to his lover. If he didn’t have it, he would give it to his best friend and say that he made it himself.”
Chang Yue cast the jasmine flower aside as if she had been electrocuted.
“Uh, did the professor tell you that behind the most beautiful things may be very bad things?” Lin Yuan elevated Su Yun’s topic in an instant.
