Chapter 77 Villain
The little maid under the alias Keer, sneered at the customer, who was lying without even thinking it properly. ‘Opening an amusement park? Everything you are wearing right now, are cheap knock-offs, all of them at most, are worth only 100 Chinese Yuan. You really think that I am a young girl who does not know anything?’
Although she was able to see through his lies, Keer did not point it out. Instead, she prepared to follow the topic to finish this 30 minutes chat session with this customer first.
Fortunately, this perverted customer did not have the guts. He was only peeking at her chest from time to time without any other inappropriate behaviors. But obviously, this guy was not in the mood for chatting at all. His responses were so random, and sometimes did not even make sense. He seemed to have been completely engrossed by her chest.
‘How thirsty is he? He is probably a magician.’
Keer kept ridiculing the man in her mind while talking to this sad man with her greatest patience. But she did not expect that the perverted man did not move, but that pigeon moved.
Zhou Yu had been watching at the battle situation closely. He really did not have any perverted thoughts as all. The three men were fighting fiercely in that bouncy area at the moment. How would he have the mood for appreciating the busty Oppai?
The mythological animal’s ability was indeed very strong, even if the fast-handed Wang and Bubu fought it together, they still could not defeat it. Plus the mythological animal was familiar with the terrain, it was very hard to tell who would win at this time.
After the situation of the battle was in stalemate for a while, Bubu finally ran out of its patience and whistled to Sir Black. It was preparing to enter the flying bird Knight combat mode.
It was this whistle that made Zhou Yu feel that the situation was out of control.
Sure enough, Sir Black, who had been resting obediently on the table, immediately responded to the whistle and fluttered its wings and rushed towards the “battlefield” at full speed. Although it did not hit the maid, the busty maid was still startled by its action. And after getting on Sir Black, Bubu flew around a circle, and dived at the mythological animal.
It became complete chaos.
The busty maid was screaming while dodging the dives. Other people, who did not know what happened, also began to panic. The cafe that was originally filled with a happy atmosphere, exploded all of suddenly as if someone had just thrown a grenade in the cafe.
“Hey, woman, why are you dodging? I can even hit you. Because of you, I have missed my Bird Lance Technique so many times. ”
Bubu was very dissatisfied, but the maid could not hear it at all. Normally, when anyone was attacked by a pigeon, screaming and running away were reasonable reactions.
Fluttering in the air, and again diving down like a cannon shell, heading towards the target, it scared the maid into continuing running around.
Zhou Yu was stunned. He did not expect that the situation would turn out to be like this? How was he going to end this?
The chaos was getting worse and worse, but there were several other maids still laughing at the situation. Hiding behind the counter, they found that the source of the chaos was just a pigeon, and the only person that was being attacked by the pigeon was Keer.
‘What a lewd pigeon!’ they thought.
The chaos finally alerted the manager. He rushed in with several security-like people, in an attempt to catch the troublesome pigeon. But who did they think Bubu is? It was the authentic flying bird knight and Sir Black was the authentic flying mount. How would they be caught by several mortals? In just a few quick dashes, not only could they easily avoid the security guards’encirclement, but they could also attack the mythological animal for a few times.
Bubu’s Bird Lance Technique was amazing. It was displayed with a variety of special effects. A lunge after charing up its energy would display a yellow lightning bolt, shooting towards the mythological animal. Luckily it could not have any impact on the real world, otherwise, this pair of Oppai, which was shot so many times, would probably not be able to survive.
The power of the attack seemed to be good as well. At least, the mythological animal had to use all its strength to resist. And when the fast-handed Wang took advantage of the moment like this to launch a fierce attack, he could often achieve a pretty good result.
At the moment, the cafe was like a comedy movie scene. In order to catch a pigeon, the clumsy adults were running everywhere, bumping into each other, chairs, or tables, destroying many decorations. The distressed manager’s face was twitched constantly, seeing the damage caused. However, some maids were still clapping their hands and cheering on the side. Obviously, they were quite happy about what happened.
“Who brought the pigeon!”
The manager was very angry. These useless guards only had the ability to pick up girls. But when it came to things like this, none of them was useful. How could they be played around by a pigeon? And let it destroy this many things?
Seeing the situation was not good, Zhou Yu originally wanted to take advantage of the chaos and run away. Since Sir Black and Bubu knew how to go back to the village. But when he saw the cameras in the cafe, he knew that even if he was able to run away, people would be able to find him. So he just sat there obediently waiting for the results.
Today was probably the most unfortunate day for Keer. She was attacked by a pigeon. Although there was no direct injury, she was scared by it. In the end, she ran out of the cafe in panic, and Sir Black naturally followed her. It meant that Zhou Yu also had to follow them as well.
On the street, a young busty maid was running breathlessly and a pair of Oppai in front of her was also bouncing ups and downs, making the people on the street shouting awesome fan service. However, in this kind of bouncy terrain, the fast-handed Wang and the mythological animal were still as steady as Mount Tai, and during the fight, they were still able to talk to each other.
“Young man, your martial art skill is not bad, but you are a little disrespectful to elders.”
“Old man, stop talking nonsense, and prepare to die.”
Zhou Yu, who followed them, really wanted to curse, “Damn you all, when can you guys finish. How big of mess are you planning to make?” However, Bubu and Sir Black were already sunk deeply in the joy of battle, and they were screaming endlessly while constantly diving at the maid. They could not hear Zhou Yu’s voice at all.
Running too fast, Keer fell to her feet. And Sir Black naturally would not miss the opportunity to launch a fierce attack at the mythological animal. But to outsiders, a hateful bird was bullying a lovely maid.
At this moment, a young-looking man stepped forward, gracefully took off his coat and wrapped Keer in it. Then he said to Zhou Yu, who had just caught up with them, righteously, “What’s wrong with you? Allowing your bird to attack people in broad daylight?”
Holy fucking shit… This was the classic trope of a hero saving the damsel in distress. What about my role?
Having thought about it, Zhou Yu’s heart was ice cold. The current situation was very clear, the scene of a hero rescuing the damsel in distress needed a villain role, and the most important thing was that currently, it looked like he was the villain.
‘Why is it like this???’ After obtaining the special power, he did not want to become a rich man, nor did he wanted to be the arrogant young master, who bullied girls in villages, like what they wrote in novels. He just wanted to stay in his village and lived there happily forever.
But, this… He did not think that he would be able to explain it to them.
So… should he continue the villain role to help this young man to complete the scene of saving the damsel in distress, or should he turn around and run as fast as he could? Or should he do a sincere apology and then it would be a happy ending?
Alas, so many choices…
It was at this moment, the battle was finally over. The fast-handed Wang successfully defeated the mythological animal – alpaca and leveled up to be the best manga artist. Bubu and Sir Black also landed on the shoulder of Zhou Yu after the victory. But what greeted them was not their boss’ welcome, but an angry look.
‘I will deal with you two later!’
However, in the eyes of that heroic young man, that look was clearly directed at him, and it meant, ‘Who the fuck are you? Mind your own business!’
Oh shit, it was a misunderstanding again!
