Translator: Doggotranslation
Zhou Yu felt like he was watching a stage play. Seeing the live performance of little Muli, little Niannian, Mu Xiaoyou, and Bai Mo, he did not feel bored at all. Originally, Zhou Fu was afraid that he would leave after sitting for a while. Now that he seemed to be sitting very obediently and had no intention of leaving, Zhou Fu was finally relieved.
The play was not over, the story continued.
Through the ‘lakes of wine and forests of meat’ on the table, the heartbroken girl met the Gluttonous King, a fairy that would only appear in a formal banquet like this. The fat and ugly Gluttonous King was originally having fun in his lakes of wine and forests of meat. Seeing the heartbroken girl broken into his territory, he was very dissatisfied, so he tried to stop her.
He sent out two of his men named “Eat” and “Drink” to carry out the task. However, instead of causing trouble to the heartbroken girl, they made so many silly mistakes that almost injured themselves. They even almost let the heartbroken girl successfully pass through the lakes of wine and forests of meat.
Furious, the Gluttonous King began to fight the heartbroken girl personally, using a Catapult that threw cakes, a net that was made of noodles, and a gun that shot out rice. With all kinds of weapons that were made of food, it was funny as hell.
So the heartbroken girl was stopped by the delicious fortress of the gluttonous king and was unable to travel to the place of the dark wizard. At that moment, another three little fairies appeared. Those three little fairies actually came from the three girls, who were also the casts of the movie assassin, and according to the intelligence of Zhou Fu, these girls also had a crush on Xiaobao, so it was understandable that their ACG world avatars would come to help.
Holy shit, with just one trip out of the village, Xiaobao had so many girls loved him, why don’t I have this kind of charm?
Zhou Yu was a little jealous.
The three little fairies provided a piece of information that an immortal called Immortal Chopstick was living in the lakes of wine and forests of meat, and he may be able to provide some help.
The role-playing game styled plot continued. The heartbroken girl soon found Immortal Chopstick, who was having a hot bath in the fish soup.
The heartbroken girl first stole Immortal Chopstick’s clothes and then forced him to give out his weapon – a pair of chopsticks. The longer Immortal Chopstick stayed in the fish soup, the hotter it got, if he did not get out soon, he would be completely cooked by the fish soup. Helplessly, he could only give the heartbroken girl his weapon.
The length of these chopsticks was just right for humans to use in the real world, but in the ACG world, they were like two long lances. The heartbroken girl became even more powerful after she was equipped with chopsticks.
In the face of such a powerful girl, the Gluttonous King’s delicious fortress also launched the ultimate skill. He started to merge all the food on the table and formed a giant robot, and then the fierce fight between them broke out again.
With delicious food flying everywhere, it was such a delicious fight- Oh no, such a fierce battle.
Zhou Yu was amazed by what he saw. It was like a big Hollywood movie. Even little Muli and other little people also stopped what they were doing and clapped their hands to cheer the heartbroken girl.
Eventually, the Gluttonous King let out a scream and the giant robot fell apart.
Then the heartbroken girl obtained the second weapon – a spoon. A pair of chopsticks had an unparalleled combo attack skill, but a spoon was purely a heavy weapon, like a big broadsword that could crush the enemy with its weight.
Zhou Yu felt like he was watching someone playing a game online more and more. The player was clearing level after level, obtaining new weapons every time.
Through the lakes of wine and forests of meat, she then encountered Flying Pasta, Crazy Beef, and other monsters, and finally gathered all the ‘Seven Legendary Cutleries’.
Zhou Yu almost wanted to laugh. A part of chopsticks, a knife, a fork, a spoon, and other cutleries, why did it look like she was preparing herself for a meal? But it was still an interesting setting to use cutleries as weapons.
After gathering the legendary cutleries, the heartbroken girl finally found the dark wizard. As expected, she was the female lead’s manager. The guy who always gave evil ideas. It could be said that he was the person that broke Xiaobao’s heart.
Seeing Zhou Yu was looking at him, the manager mistakenly thought that he wanted to talk to him, so he came over to toast him. However, he did not expect that Zhou Yu did not drink alcohol at all. This made the manager feel very nervous. He was worried that Zhou Yu would hold a grudge against them.
Goddamnit, I have really miscalculated it. I did not expect that a small-time actor would have Zhou Yu such a big shot behind him. I should have asked her to carry on with the fake relationship., In that way, we would have become famous much faster. Even just getting some songs from Zhou Yu would increase her popularity immediately, let alone other things. It was all Xiaobao’s fault. If he had said that he had such an influential person support him, they wouldn’t have broken up.
Anyway, What’s done is done. They could not go back now.
At least. Xiaobao did not seem to be interested in this anymore.
The story of the heartbroken girl continued. The dark wizard was very powerful, but in the face of the seven legendary cutleries, he was still soon defeated by the heartbroken girl.
But before the dark wizard disappeared, he blurted out, “Queen Xiu Xian has already fallen. Do you think you can save her? Hahaha, impossible, she is destined to go on this dark road, and become the child of darkness!”
What was he implying? Was he saying that the female lead had already given up all her self-respect and accepted all the dirty rules of the entertainment industry? Maybe he was lying. After all, there was still a fairy on her body. It could be regarded as her last remaining self-respect.
The female lead was still young, and her future might be better if she left the guy who always made bad ideas. For Xiaobao’s sake, Zhou Yu decided to ask uncle fu to show her the way. Otherwise, she would be controlled by that dark wizard forever.
After all, Zhou Yu was a kind person.
While Zhou Yu made up his decision, the adventure of the heartbroken girl was finally about to end.
On the female lead’s body, the little fairy was still shivering, afraid to reveal her true self. On the other side, under a dark cloud, a crowned queen stood on the head of the female lead, mocking at the heartbroken girl.
“You are late, your heart has been refined by me, see!”
As she opened her palm, A glowing red pill quietly floated in the air.
