Chapter 184 Not a music major?
Edited by Esperanza
The reason why Zhou Yi was in a dilemma was that he didn’t know whether he should help the little boss or not. In his job description, it didn’t seem to include helping the little boss harass girls. If the little boss really liked this girl, he could use a better way to chase the girl, why did he have to act like an arrogant young master?
While Zhou Yi hesitated, the situation quickly changed. Liu Ming, who was already very annoyed by Zhou Yu, suddenly pushed away Zhou Yu, took the hand of Tan Xiuran, wanting to take her away.
It was not easy to meet someone with such a high Otaku power, how could Zhou Yu let them go? So he subconsciously wanted to stop Tan Xiuran. But he did not expect that when he had just touched the shoulder of Tan Xiuran, she suddenly went crazy. Originally, she still looked like a delicate girl, but now she looked completely like an angry king kong.
A fierce king kong palm was suddenly slapped toward his face. Fortunately, he dodged in time, otherwise, his face would be ruined.
Liu Ming was stunned. Originally, he wanted to punch this guy, but he did not expect that the girl, who had just agreed to go out with him, had such a violent side. While slapping the guy, she even swore constantly, “how dare you touch me! You piece of shit!”
With the noises they caused, it instantly drew a lot of attention. People quickly surrounded them to check what happened.
Seeing the little boss dodging the slap embarrassedly, Zhou Yi finally found his duty as a bodyguard. He came forward to pull the two people aside and said, “sorry, my little boss just wants to have a chat. He didn’t mean to offend you. And he is not good at talking. I apologize to you on behalf of him.”
It was hard to get angry at people with a friendly smiling face, and Zhou Yi was also tall and strong, looking like a martial arts master, so Tan Xiuran temporarily suppressed her anger, and said viciously, “if I see you next time, I’ll fry your skin and remove your bones!”
It was such a romantic date, but it was ruined by this despicable guy, Moreover, it also exposed her violent nature, which she has been trying to hide for so long, so it was very natural that she was furious.
Zhou Yu was also worried and he hurriedly blurted out, “Miss, I just want to invite you to the amusement park. I’ll provide you food, accommodation, and monthly salaries. I don’t know if you are interested or not.”
Originally, this sentence didn’t have any problems, and it was also something that Zhou Yu wanted to say. More importantly, for a person who was not good at talking, saying something that they wanted to say, out loud, was already a good thing. But in a situation that had already been misunderstood by other people, what he said could easily be interpreted as ‘I have money and want to buy you’.
This time Liu Ming completely lost his mind. As a man, how could he allow another man to say ‘I want to buy you” to his girlfriend? This was something that no man could tolerate.
“Motherfucker, you are looking for a punch in the face!”
Liu Ming rolled up his sleeve and charged towards Zhou Yu. Helplessly, Zhou Yi could only block him again, while thinking to himself, so this was the reason why the little boss didn’t talk often. The more he talked the more troubles would appear.
Although Zhou Yi’s close combat skill was very good, it was them, who were in the wrong, so he didn’t use all his strength. Liu Ming was also a student, who came from a school that specialized in sports, so his physique was also quite good. So two people began to wrestle with each other on the street. However, seeing that her boyfriend was losing, Tan Xiuran quickly joined the fight to help her boyfriend.
Protecting a person like Zhou Yu, Zhou Yi was an extremely unlucky guy. Although he could easily defeat those two people because they were just students, he didn’t dare to use his real strength, in the end, he could only guard himself. While guarding, he also looked at the little boss, trying to make sure that he was alright. But what he saw almost made him puke blood. Because he saw the little boss even had the time to order a soybean milk soup noodle from a food stall nearby and then sit down to eat his soup noodles.
Goddamnit, it was you who caused all this trouble. Why did you act like it was someone else’s business?
Zhou Yi had no one that he could tell his pains to. And Zhou Yu also didn’t know why it would become like this. But he knew that he had to calm down and reorganize his language, otherwise, everything he said would be misunderstood by other people. And the best way to calm down, of course, was to fill his stomach first. Anyway, none of them were using any weapons, so Zhou Yi was definitely able to withstand it for some time.
But before the noodles were served to him, a stick appeared in Tan Xiuran’s hand. Zhou Yu guessed that she probably got it from a food stall nearby. It seemed like some people also did not like to see rich people bullying ordinary citizens. Moreover, looking at her posture, it seemed like she had practiced some martial art skills before.
Zhou Yu had also been practicing some martial art moves with a stick. Every day he would be beaten up by Bubu. If it had not been for the white witch, Tina massaging him every day, he most likely wouldn’t have been able to get up from his bed. After this period of hard training, and with the help of the brain energy, he had mastered at least some of the elementary skills.
Seeing that the other party had started to use a weapon, and Zhou Yi was only guarding himself, Zhou Yu immediately grabbed a long stick from the food stall next to him and stopped Tan Xiuran.
Both sticks were quite long, once they were waved in the air, it was very dangerous to the people around them, so Zhou Yi and Liu Ming quickly moved aside and began to watch the two people fight with long sticks. Some people even started to clap their hands or cheer loudly in the crowd. Those people clearly did not know what was going on and thought that this was some kind of street performance.
Actually, it was indeed a pretty entertaining scene. It was very rare to see two people, who knew kung fu, fight with each other on the street normally. Now that they finally had a chance to see it, it was actually much more interesting than the kung fu fights in movies.
Sir Black and Bubu were also in the crowd. Originally, they should have left to call Diandian to come to help them, but when Bubu saw Tan Xiuran also knew martial arts, it stopped moving. Zhou Yu’s training partner has always been just Bubu. However, the gap between their strengths were too far apart. Now that he finally had a chance to practice what he had learned in the actual combat, how would Bubu want to ruin it?
“Pay attention to the pace, don’t panic. When using the lance technique, you need to focus on both the distraction and the real attack. Yes, that’s right, that’s right.”
The hateful Bubu even started to guide Zhou Yu on the side.
Tan Xiuran also became more and more shocked as the fight continued. ‘What the hell, do perverts nowadays all know martial arts?’ Originally, although she did not think that the staff technique that her family had passed down for many generations, would be able to defeat everyone in the world, it was no problem to defeat one or two bad guys. But she did not expect that she would meet her match in a small village.
As the fight continued, Zhou Yu also realized what he had said wrong, “oh, I finally know what was wrong! Miss, it was a misunderstanding! I was not trying to harass you and I am not interested in dating you or something like that. I just want you to join my animation team as a music producer.”
However, what he said provoked Tan Xiuran even more, “nonsense! I’m not a music major. How can I be a music producer? Clearly, you are talking shit!”
Tan Xiuran’s response made Zhou Yu dazed for a second. It was impossible. Her information was clearly written ‘music otaku with unique potential for music production’, how come she was not a music major?
While Zhou Yu was dazed for a second, he failed to see his opponent’s move. Then his movements were slowed down and he was instantly hit by Tan Xiuran’s stick. After a sharp pain, he immediately threw away the stick, ran away and shouted, “Brother Yi, let’s run, we can’t beat them!”
But before he got the response from Zhou Yi, he had already disappeared in the crowd. Zhou Yi could only smile bitterly and apologize to the young couple again, and then started to chase the little boss.
If there was any fight next time, there was no way that he would ask the little boss for help. This guy was clearly the type of person that would sell his friends out.
A strange fight ended with the pervert and his bodyguard running away from the place. Tan Xiuran felt so great that she had done something good for society. And next to her, her dumbfounded boyfriend Liu Ming thought to himself secretly that originally, he thought that he had found a cutie, but he did not expect that she was delinquent girl,
In the future, his life would not be similar to the drama “My Sassy Girl”, would it?
