Chapter 874: this candy … has expired for two years!
Translator: 549690339
“f * ck, what’s going on?”
at the headquarters of a certain forum, a group of staff members were stunned.
they were working when a zombie suddenly appeared on the computer screen and pooped in front of them. there were also dogs that suddenly jumped out and acted coquettishly. there were even some who directly threw pooping at them …
the group of staff members were both amused and shocked.
then, they saw that their computers were all paralyzed.
following that, the lights in the entire building flickered. pa da, all the electricity went out.
it wasn’t just this forum. many newspapers and websites had the same situation.
all of this was naturally done by little nan yu and chen huai. after the two of them finished doing all this, they drank a glass of wine and high-fived each other.
“as expected of my disciple, beautiful!”
“as expected of my master, amazing!”
then, the two of them left the room.
” master, not only has my mommy been attacked, but there should be people looking for trouble with her in real life as well. so, i might have to go back! ”
little nan yu looked like a little adult. he looked up at his master and reached out to pat his master’s shoulder. however, he realized that he was too short and couldn’t reach his master’s shoulder.
thus, the little guy could only pat the back of his master’s hand.
the little guy accidentally slapped his master’s butt.
little nan yu was speechless.
chen huai was speechless.
“cough, i’m sorry, i took the wrong picture.” little nan yu said, ” master, y-y-you … what are you doing? are you going to cry again? ”
“wuwuwu … my disciple hit my butt, my disciple hit me!”
baldy chen suddenly pouted. the world’s number one crybaby hacker was on the verge of fainting from crying.
little nan yu held his forehead, speechless.
why, why!
wasn’t his master a man?
his master was a middle-aged man!
why did she always give him a headache and cry so much?
” master, are you going through menopause? why don’t i buy you some male health care products? ”
the little fellow was very sincere and very concerned about her master.
he swore that he was being sincere. he didn’t mean to mock him. he said that because he really cared about his master.
however, what little nan yu didn’t expect was that chen huai actually cried even harder. he finally saw what was called a storm cry. master’s cry was like a tornado, a tornado-like cry.
“wuwuwu … are you laughing at me?”
“do you think i’m going through menopause and i’m old? are you mocking me?”
” wuwuwu, i don’t want to live anymore. i’ll go and die. let me jump off the cliff! ”
“no, i’ll hang myself. wouldn’t it look better if i hung myself?”
“no, why don’t we cut the veins?”
……
the corners of little nan yu’s mouth twitched and his face was filled with black lines.
may i ask why master is so sensitive? it’s urgent, i’m waiting online!
the little guy spent a long time and took out a mint candy that he had randomly taken from a 4S shop before. he opened it and stuffed it into his master’s mouth.
after that, the little one spent a great deal of effort to tell his master that the candy was from a faraway country, and he found it delicious, so he brought it back for his master.
after much effort, baldy chen finally stopped crying and looked at his disciple with teary eyes.
“really? you brought it back from abroad, and it’s just this one. did you do it just for me?”
“yes.” little nan yu nodded like a storm. the expression on his little face was as real as it could be. he was so sincere that it was as if he had been brought back from a deep fryer and a mountain of knives.
“you didn’t just take it?” baldy chen recalled the suffocating incident at the banquet.
” definitely not. i promise, i brought it back especially for you! ”
as little nan yu spoke, he thought to himself, ” although it wasn’t specially bought, it was brought back from another country … it seemed to have been in his pocket for a long time, and he forgot to take it out when he was washing the clothes …
can this candy still be eaten?
it should be fine with the wrapping paper, right?
candy shouldn’t be expired, right?
* cough *
it should be fine. yes, it would definitely be fine.
such a small and sudden candy, eating it wouldn’t poison her.
little nan yu coaxed his master with a random candy.
after that, the little guy returned to china.
on the other hand, baldy chen was in a worse state. he had a stomachache that night and was lying on the bed half-dead with an iv drip. he was so weak that he asked dr. qin, who was putting him on a drip, ” what’s wrong with me? ”
“what did you eat? you have a stomachache. what kind of dirty things are they?” qin ruxi asked, expressionless.
baldy chen’s face was covered in tears. ” i didn’t eat anything other than the candy xiao xun ‘er gave me! ”
“is this the candy?” dr. qin took out a candy wrapper from his pocket and looked at it. ” i picked it up at the entrance of your studio … it’s expired two years ago … ”
baldy chen: ” sob … my heart hurts. dr. qin, i need first aid! ”
” hahahaha yingluo. ” dr. qin could not help but laugh unkindly. ” xiao ran is indeed our funny treasure. she’s so cute! ”
“wuwuwu, xiao xun ‘er, are you trying to murder your own teacher?” baldy chen cried miserably. he had probably shed all the tears he had in his life.
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on the 19th floor.
a group of people was sitting in a large and luxurious conference room. a middle-aged man was sitting in the chief seat.
he was a middle-aged man with a very good temperament. he looked at the crowd with a serious face.
he didn’t say anything, but his aura was very oppressive.
“think of a way for me, i want to break into rongrong’s support group!” xuanyuan nantian said in all seriousness, ” i tried it yesterday, but they didn’t let me join. they said i’m a fake fan! ”
at the conference table, the 19 leaders looked at xuanyuan nantian in confusion.
“fan club?”
” boss, why do you want miss da’s support? if you like miss, i can just kidnap her for you! ”
” and those who cursed, i’ll send some people to kill them all and let them see the king of hell! ”
” yes, yes, yes. it’s such a simple matter. we can snatch the big miss back and there won’t be any problems. why join the fan club? ”
“the entertainment industry is a foul place. miss doesn’t need to enter it. miss doesn’t lack money. miss doesn’t lack anything! she has so many uncles to support her!”
xuanyuan nantian looked at the crowd.
“no, we have to do it step by step. we can’t scare rongrong all of a sudden!”
“you’re so wishy-washy, are you even a man!” lan ling rolled her eyes.
“it’s because you’re a man that you have to take it slow. you can’t scare my rongrong. besides, i haven’t learned how to be a father yet. i have to learn how to be a father and understand my daughter. the fan club knows a lot about rongrong, i have to join!”
xuanyuan nantian still looked very serious, but when he mentioned his daughter, his aura became much gentler.
everyone was silent.
was this the heartache of a middle-aged father?
was she afraid that she didn’t understand her daughter?
however, as uncles, they weren’t afraid to go to their miss ‘side!
