Upon announcing the results, Li Jianyu sounded a little too eager.
He never thought he’d see the day daddy Shi was brought down!
What a nice feeling!
He secretly looked through the slips of paper with punishments on them. Girl group dance, take ugly photos; these were nothing.
He didn’t know who had written it, but the most savage one by far was ‘wear women’s clothes’!
Li Jianyu couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought of his daddy Shi wearing women’s clothing.
The comment section in the stream also erupted in laughter.
——[Mr. Director, your laughter is too noticeable!]
——[This director is poisonous; everytime he laughs, I can’t help but laugh along]
——[Anticipating what punishment Shi Yingdi will draw… I must be a fake fan]
Shi Sui drew a piece of paper first as his lips twitched.
Xiang Yi pulled one as well, her eyes widening upon reading it.
The game can be played like this??
“Please show us what penalties you have drawn.”
When the camera turned over, Xiang Yi had drawn ‘listen to ghost stories in a confined space’, while Shi Sui had drawn the ‘girl group dance’, successfully living up to everyone’s expectations.
The live comments: [Hahahahaha how can someone so gentle and reserved like Shi Yingdi dance a girl group dance? I’ll bet this is going to trend instantly!]
“How do I dance a girl group dance?” Shi Sui asked, exasperated.
Shen Ci: “Chen Chen, do demonstrate for your senior!”
The others chided in agreement.
“Yes, yes, yes. Chen Chen, let’s go!”
“Welcome our main dancer, Chen Chen!”
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded. “Oh, okay.”
Obediently, he began to show off a dance segment. After all, his foundations in dance were solid and was even able to make the girl group dance look good.
In the live broadcast room, the fans of Sea7 felt a wave of satisfaction wash over them.
——[Our derpy Chen zai doesn’t even know he’s been trolled 2333]
——[Now that’s what I call “All The Villains”, the boys are all so entertaining~]
——[Officially a fan of Jiang Chen now. On “Heartbeat” before, he seemed so cold and had a droopy face, quite boring if you ask me. Who knew he was actually this cute!]
After watching the dance, Shi Sui rubbed his eyebrows. “Can we trade?”
Xiang Yi: “…I don’t know how to dance either.”
Although she had a plethora of strange abilities…
…Girl group dances… Sorry, this was really out of her jurisdiction.
Li Jianyu had no trouble being a spectator as he fueled them on. “Since Yi mei doesn’t agree to a trade, then how about daddy Shi does the same punishment as her? You can both listen to ghost stories together in a confined space!”
“Wooooo——” The boys began to whistle.
Contrasting remarks began to appear in the live comments:
——[Ah ah someone give this director an extra chicken drumstick!*]
——[Surprise! The director leads the ship! Gogo Untimely Couple!]
——[Is this crew crazy? What if the Vase Fairy secretly takes advantage of our Shi Yingdi?!]
——[How gross, stop trying to force this couple to happen. if it were it should be with someone worthy, okay? Does she have any notable works in TV, film, or music?? No! So get lost!]
At the house.
Shi Sui’s eyelids drooped as he gazed idly, as if he didn’t care what punishment he received.
In a low tone, he asked Xiang Yi, “Is that okay?”
Xiang Yi did not think too much of it. She would be scared listening to stories alone; maybe having another person there could turn it into something more lighthearted.
“Mhmm.” She lightly replied.
A group of youthful and noisy boys happily pushed the two into a utility room and played a ghost story through a Bluetooth speaker before locking the door firmly.
There were more Shi Sui fans than Untimely CP fans watching the stream, but their comments took over the screen entirely regardless.
——[Going by formalities, they’ve entered the bridal chamber!]
——[囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍 ]
——[Congratulations, newlyweds! Have a baby soon!]
——[Sisters, the Untimely Couple is officially locked in!!! This ship has officially sailed!]
*Translator’s Note: “Adding a drumstick” is a term used in the film industry for when actors or directors receive an extra drumstick in their takeout meal, signaling they’ve done great work or gone above and beyond at their job.
