Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Chi Yuanfeng’s cheeks turned pink and he said in a small voice, “No…”
The two of them then stared at each other, neither saying a word.
Fang Shanshan kept blinking until Chi Yuanfeng turned bashful.
Scratching his head, he jumped out of bed and covered Fang Shanshan up with a blanket. “Ahem… Wait here. I’ll go get some!”
“Alright…”
Chi Yuanfeng rushed to the nearest convenience store. When he picked up a box of condoms from the shelf, he was overwhelmed by a sense of mission.
Well, after tonight, no one was going to call him an innocent virgin anymore!
He took a photo of the box and sent it to a chat group that consisted of just Sheng Yize, He Jiayu, and him.
[I’m Feng and You’re Dumb]: Hmph! Here’s the photo and I’ll say no more.
[Lord Father of Little Cuddlie]: Interesting.
[Lord Xiaxia’s Pretty Little Wife]: Interesting.
Chi Yuanfeng was vexed. What did those two mean by “interesting”?!
“I know you’re all jealous of me! Teehee…” He typed those words with a grin.
[Lord Father of Little Cuddlie]: We’re jealous of you? Are you sure?
[Lord Xiaxia’s Pretty Little Wife]: Fengfeng is an idiot. Q.E.D.
Chi Yuanfeng was really pissed now. He put away his phone and went to the checkout counter!
Only that the girl behind the counter also gave him a strange look…
Huh?
Had his cute face lost its magic in a foreign country?
Chi Yuanfeng returned to the hotel, still a little baffled. Once back in their room, he growled, then pounced on Fang Shanshan like an energetic dog.
He opened the box with his teeth. Fang Shanshan had already lost herself in the moment, but when she saw the box, she pushed him away.
“What?” One couldn’t begin to describe how he felt at being interrupted in a moment like this.
Fang Shanshan looked at the box in his hand, then darted a glance at his lower half, not concealing the disdain in her eyes.
“What’s wrong?” Chi Yuanfeng asked dumbly.
Fang Shanshan pushed him away. “Don’t talk to me. I need a minute.”
Huddling in a corner, she sent a message to a chat group that consisted of just Su Xiaomo, An Xiaxia, and herself.
“Aaaah! Fengfeng uses condoms in the smallest size!”
By now, An Xiaxia was already drunk, and Su Xiaomo was the only one awake.
“Hahaha! Poor you!”
Chi Yuanfeng went up to her at that moment and was going to apologize to Fang Shanshan, thinking that he had offended her somehow. He then accidentally saw what she wrote and realized what was going on right away.
Taking a closer at the box, he saw an “XXS” printed on it.
S meant size small and XXS was extra, extra small!
Shit!
He had bought condoms in the smallest size!
Chi Yuanfeng felt like banging his head against the wall. Now he finally knew what He Jiayu and Sheng Yize’s nonchalant “interesting” was about!
The merciless ridicule from his fellow guy friends!
Chi Yuanfeng thought his head was going to explode.
Gritting his teeth, he carried Fang Shanshan back to bed and climbed on top of her…
They were busy the whole night. At dawn, Chi Yuanfeng gnawed on Fang Shanshan’s earlobe, stressing each word, “I’m not the smallest size!”
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Back in the hot spring, An Xiaxia played the clown and Sheng Yize enjoyed the show. Both were very happy.
About an hour later, Sheng Yize carried An Xiaxia back to their hotel room. He then switched on his computer and replied to a few emails.
When he went back to the bedroom, he found An Xiaxia sitting up in bed. She had wrapped a towel around her head and was making a phone call with a fake Arabic accent. “Hello! How are you?”
On the other end, Qi Yanxi was at a loss. “I’m… ok.”
An Xiaxia wouldn’t have it. She pouted and said, “Your answer should be ‘Fine, thank you. And you?’!”
