Chapter 1667: Chapter 1,663: That Man’s seventeen years old (1/92)
Translator: 549690339
Tomorrow was his birthday, and Wang Ling had never had much hope for it, because there had been so many mishaps on his birthday in previous years that he had long since passed the age when he would look forward to it.
Every birthday told Wang Ling that he had grown a year older and had become a hundred million points stronger.
For Wang Ling himself, before he had found a way to completely control his battle prowess, his birthday every year was nothing more than a reminder that God had stuffed another spoonful of gunpowder into his body..
His peers were all looking forward to his birthday now, but Wang Ling hoped that time would slow down a little.
Ever since Wang Ling turned seven, he hadn’t had a birthday party in his memory.
It was hard to imagine that he could even blow out a candle and create the visual effect of the fire escape fireball spell, directly burning down his home..
So this year’s birthday present was the same as the previous years. With Wang Ling’s permission, father and mother Wang still gave Wang Ling the option to cash out and let him buy something he liked.
Seventeen years old.
This year’s cash out gift seemed to be a little more generous than in previous years.
Father Wang was surprisingly not stingy, and the couple stuffed seventeen thousand yuan into it.
To Wang Ling, this was shockingly a huge sum of money.
When he opened the red packet, Wang Ling received the couple’s heartfelt wishes. On each bright red note was written in beautiful pencil: “Happy Birthday, son.”
Father Wang had been fiddling with these one hundred and seventy banknotes in his study for a long time last night.
He had written a lot of blessings online, and after sorting out his thoughts, he planned to transcribe them bit by bit on the banknotes.
Later, he realized that there were too many blessings, and it seemed that these one hundred and seventy banknotes weren’t enough to fully express his feelings.
Thus, in the end, there was only one sentence left: “Happy Birthday.”.
But Wang Ling didn’t plan to use all of this money.
The main reason was that he couldn’t think of what he wanted to buy, and the snacks he really wanted to buy were so cheap that he didn’t need that much money at all.
After putting the money away, Wang Ling planned to make a trip to the bank and deposit this huge sum of money into his account first.
Just as he was about to teleport out, little girl Nuan had crawled over and pulled on his pants.
In fact, Wang Ling had recently discovered that Little Nuan liked to stick to him.
And he wasn’t someone who liked to be stuck to.
Perhaps it was because they were related by blood, but he didn’t reject Little Nuan’s stickiness at all.
Wang Ling looked at Wang Nuan. “Do you want to go with me?”
“Ah!”Wang Nuan exclaimed.
Thus, he half-squatted down and picked Nuan up. The whole set of movements could be said to be smooth and fluid, and naturally, there wasn’t a single mistake to be found.
In fact, this was also the result of Wang Ling having secretly practiced with loopy toad many times. The main reason was that he was afraid that his hugging movements would be too stiff and make his sister uncomfortable.
Seeing Wang Ling pick her up, Nuan also became happy. Her chubby body leaned on Wang Ling’s shoulder like a little fat bird resting on his shoulder; she liked to snuggle in her brother’s position.
The whole scene was so warm that it was inconceivable. If someone else was watching, they would definitely feel that it wasn’t real.
Although Wang Ling hadn’t shown any expression from the beginning to the end, this kind of gentle action and the cautious way he treated his younger sister, when he was with this “Role model of our generation”like Wang Ling.., there was always a feeling that it wasn’t real.
It took less than half an hour for him to finish saving the money.
The specific time taken was as follows.
He used the “Great teleportation spell”to move to the nearest bank.
The whole process took less than a second.
When Wang Ling found that the ATM was under maintenance, he took the initiative to take out the number and wait for manual processing.
There were a lot of people on Saturday.
After waiting in line for a full 27 minutes, he was called.
Then came the manual deposit segment, which took another two minutes or so
But thanks to the time he had spent in line, Wang Ling had also sorted out his thoughts on what gift he wanted this year.
Mm..
He felt that the foreign world version of crispy noodle snacks in the illusory realm seemed pretty good.
It was just that the currency in the real world couldn’t be used to buy that crispy noodle snack.
But in fact, Wang Ling also had some savings in that world.
That was because not long after grenade-throwing senior immortal had realized that there was an “Illusory realm”in the North Pole, Wang Ling had actually noticed the existence of that place..
Because there was a limited-flavor version of crispy noodle snack in the foreign world, and these crispy noodle snacks were sold in limited quantities every year.
In fact, it was only then that Wang Ling resisted the urge to uproot this strange foreign world.
Of course, he also knew exactly what these people were planning..
Whether it was old or new ancient divine weapons.
Wang Ling thought that if someone really thought that they could rule the universe with these pieces of scrap metal, it would be a bit too whimsical.
In fact, whether it was old or new, it was impossible for an ancient divine weapon to withstand the power of a single punch from him..
..
Today was his birthday, and it was also the day that this world’s limited edition gear crispy noodle snacks would be on sale.
It was said that as long as you drew a crispy noodle snack with a golden gear card in the package, you would receive a free package of neon rainbow crispy noodle snacks.
Wang Ling didn’t know how good it tasted compared to other crispy noodle snacks, but he knew a thing or two about its effects.
It was said that as long as he ate the “Neon rainbow crispy noodle snacks”and went to the toilet in the next few days, the things in the toilet would also turn into a very nice rainbow color, which could last for a full seven days
Sometimes, the limited edition of crispy noodle snacks might not necessarily sell the taste, but it could also be sold as a “Novelty hunt.”.
In a situation where ordinary crispy noodle snacks were already unable to satisfy Wang Ling’s needs,.
These novelty seeking crispy noodle snacks could indeed give Wang Ling a different feeling.
It gave him a sense of satisfaction.
Of course..
Wang Ling also had an identity to hide when he entered the illusory realm.
His name in this illusory realm was a single name, which was the word “Today”after removing a bit of the word “Ling.”.
This name was a nightmare for all the bosses of the game halls in the core area.
This was because the game hall was the main source of income for Wang Ling to earn money in this world.
Thus, when Wang Ling put on the White Fox mask that he had prepared beforehand and swaggered into a game hall in Emperor City, the game Hall went into first-level alert mode almost in an instant.
“It’s today! The God of today has appeared again…”
“Is he going to break the boxing machine again today?”
When the person in charge of the game hall saw a familiar figure enter from the monitoring room, he instantly broke out in cold sweat as he stared at Wang Ling’s figure, he immediately ordered the person next to him, “Quickly find someone to calm him down, then immediately inform boss Jia and ask him if he has any countermeasures…”
“Didn’t boss go to that underground boxing ring?”
“He came back early… he’s now in the astrology club next door!”
“Okay! I’ll go ask right away!”
