Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
Jiang Yue also swiftly recovered from her daze. As if she was staring at some bizarre life form, she assessed Shi Yao from head to toe several times before asking meekly, “Is your name… really Shi Yao?”
Shi Yao grabbed her student ID from the table and said, “Do you want to verify it?”
The last one to recover, He Tiantian, grabbed Shi Yao’s student ID and stared at the face identical to Shi Yao’s for a long while before exclaiming, “Yaoyao, so eating isn’t the only thing you’re capable of!”
“When I say that my expertise is eating, the word I use is ‘expertise’ and not ‘sole ability’!”
After responding to He Tiantian’s words, Shi Yao turned to look at her three roommates once more. When she saw the shock lingering in their eyes, she couldn’t help but think deep inside: This is so weird. It’s not like I did something that impressive, so do they need to look so amazed?
This was especially so for He Tiantian. When she said the words “Yaoyao, so eating isn’t the only thing you’re capable of!”, the tone used seemed to have a slight hint of ‘my young daughter has finally matured’ kind of feel to it.
While being perplexed over this issue, Shi Yao clicked into the school forum and began registering an account.
The trio finally recovered from their daze when they noticed her staring at the computer with a distressed look—she was struggling to come up with a suitable username.
“I always thought that my Yaoyao is just a Bronze, but she suddenly turned out to be a hidden Challenger 1 !”
“All of a sudden, Yaoyao suddenly transformed from a cute chibi figure into a gorgeous young lady!”
“In the past, I only dared to entrust food-related matters to my Yaoyao. But now, I finally understand how short-sighted I’ve been all this time!”
“Yaoyao, what are you doing now?” Jiang Yue suddenly noticed that the webpage on Shi Yao’s laptop was the school forum, so she leaned in to take a closer look.
“I’m registering an account…” Shi Yao replied. She paused for a moment before continuing, “… but I don’t know what username to use.”
He Tiantian: “Isn’t that simple? [Lotus Beauty He Tiantian], a cultured name with an air of antiquity!”
Jiang Yue: “Tsk, that doesn’t hold a candle to my [I Love Li Yifeng 2 ‘].”
Leng Nuan: “Have the two of you gone dumb? If you used your own WeChat username on the school forum, it wouldn’t even take half a day for the entire school to know who you are!”
Jiang Yue: “Then… what about [Li Yifeng Loves JY], with JY being Jiang Yue?”
He Tiantian: “Shameless… If that’s what you’re going for, then why not [LBHTT], the shortened form for Lotus Beauty He Tiantian…”
“You guys can stop fighting, Yaoyao already picked a name…” While Leng Nuan spoke, she leaned forward to take a closer look at Shi Yao’s computer before mumbling, “… Pan-fried Dumplings Xiaolongbao Lobster Ramen Barbecue.”
“…” Jiang Yue and He Tiantian fell silent for three seconds before glancing at one another and speaking with uncanny harmony, “That is so Shi Yao!”
While they were speaking, Shi Yao’s fingertips were already typing on the keyboard with incredible speed.
‘G University’s Campus Belle Qin Yiran Dreams of Slaughtering Lü Bu to Bang Diao Chan’
“Pft! Yaoyao, you sure chose a great title!” Jiang Yue couldn’t help bursting into laughter.
“Great? It’s mind-blowing!” While He Tiantian was halfway speaking, Shi Yao had already carried on to the main text: [It sure is shocking that G University’s Campus Belle Qin Yiran would dream of slaughtering Lü Bu to bang Diao Chan. Alright, let’s not waste any time and move straight to the pictures—]
Leng Nuan: “You guys are really going to squeeze every last drop from this joke, aren’t you? First, Lin Jiage, and now, Yaoyao. Hahaha, will everyone starting using this as their header whenever they post a thread in the school forum?”
“Since I’m going to get back at Qin Yiran, it goes without saying that I should do it in her style. This is how she likes to write posts, after all, I’m just going along with her preferences,” Shi Yao replied, and she began to upload the various screenshots she’d collected after a grueling long night staying up.
