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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 622

622 Best Feeling Ever

Primeval Lord of Heaven: What?! It’s him?!

Jiang Ziya: This… This… This… This….

Lei Zhenzi: I’ll be damned.

All three of them felt invisible slaps on their faces when they say the name ‘Chen Xiaobei’ on their cell phone screens. All the while, the Primeval Lord of Heaven had always disliked Chen Xiaobei. Because of his position in heaven, he was not allowed to make him pay for what he had done to him publicly. However, he complimented Chen Xiaobei for being a hero before Lady Nuwo announced the person that donated the merit points. On the other hand, Jiang Ziya and Lei Zhenzi took turns to accuse Chen Xiaobei earlier. As the saying goes, facts always win the argument! All their accusations had backfired on them.

As for others, none of them were affected by the awkward moment that the three were facing.

Laotzu: Xiaobei, good job this time! A hero like you is needed in these three realms! I’m really happy for Shidi Tongtian for getting such an excellent disciple.

Jade Emperor: That’s right! I’m going to order my people to write down this good deed! So that all three realms know about it!

Queen Wang Mu: When they write about, please make sure to include that the Primeval Lord of Heaven complimented God Chen for being a hero!

Everyone: We must learn from God Chen… Let’s give him like…

Right after the big shots in heaven complimented Chen Xiaobei, hundreds and thousands of group members started to compliment Chen Xiaobei as well. At the same time, his brotherhood chat group, dirty-minded chat group, and Little Apple chat group were actively messaging Chen Xiaobei to congratulate him. The members of these three chat groups were especially close to him. Upon entering the brotherhood chat group, Chen Xiaobei found out that the group was filled with excitement.

Monkey King: @Chen Xiaobei! Come out, big hero! You did well this time! We are so proud of you!

Yanwang: Monkey King is right about this! Considering that I have spent an eternity in the underworld realm, I have not seen someone as generous as Chen Xiaobei! I’m truly impressed by him!

Xiao Tianquan: @Chen Xiaobei! God Chen is incredible and handsome!

Chang’e: God Chen is such a kind person! He is definitely a man with a warm heart!

NeZha: God Chen is the best! I’m going to set you as my role model!

Shaoba Xingjun: @Chen Xiaobei! God Chen, come out! Are you hiding somewhere and smiling secretly? Don’t you want to be rewarded?

…….

“Damn! Damn! Damn! That a huge plot twist!”

Just like what Old Wang just said, Chen Xiaobei was secretly laughing happily after seeing all kind of positive messages on his cell phone.

‘What is the highest level face slapping moment? It’s the one that makes others to slap the person you want to slap without doing anything!’

With Lady Nuwo joining the group, Chen Xiaobei managed to land a couple of slaps on Jiang Ziya, Lei Zhenzi, and the Primeval Lord of Heaven’s faces! The loud slaps did allow Chen Xiaobei to indulge in satisfaction! They were the one that accused Chen Xiaobei and twisted the truth! Now, none of them dared to show their anger after Chen Xiaobei slapped their faces in front of Lady Nuwo. It was as if they were forced to eat shit and not spit it out. Facing his cell phone, Chen Xiaobei could totally imagine their frustration.

Two words described the whole incident – super satisfying!

Chen Xiaobei was left in a euphoric state after he realized that he was slowly gaining favor. However, he did not realize that something even more exciting awaited him!

Nuwo: Finally, the whole thing had been sorted out! Truth is Xiaobei donated most of his merit points to the kids, that’s why he could not pay the repairing fees mentioned by Lord Heavenly Smith! He did not threaten Lord Heavenly Smith!

Monkey King: Now, everyone finally knows the truth! Sister, what are you going to give my brother as a reward?

Nuwo: I suggest that Big Shixiong, Laotzu, Second Shixiong, Primeval Lord of Heaven, and me each reward Xiaobei with something! Are my two Shixiong fine with it?

Laotzu: No problem. We will do whatever you do!

Primeval Lord of Heaven: No problem.

Everyone: Oh my god! All three saints are going to reward the same person at the same time! This has never happened before! We’re so jealous…

Nuwo: I will personally give a small mound of Living Soil to Chen Xiaobei for him to repair his Spiritual Item!

Jade Emperor: What?! Lady Nuwo is going to giving a mound of Living Soil to Chen Xiaobei? Good heavens! Am I hearing and seeing it wrong?

Everyone: Oh god! Living Soil? I’m so jealous…

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Lady Nuwo. You have acquired a mound of Living Soil. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

“Damn?! What is Living Soil? Even the Jade Emperor is so excited about it! This must be an awesome item!”

Upon reading the message on his cell phone, Chen Xiaobei was filled with curiosity instantly.

Ding!

Monkey King: Living Soil is the soil exists around the Divine Stones that was used to fix heaven. Though it is not powerful enough to fix heaven, there’s nothing it can’t fix within these three realms! A treasure like this can’t even be found in heaven’s inventory!

“Damn! This is some good stuff! It is no wonder the Jade Emperor got so excited over it! This is awesome! Ahahaha…”

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei’s mood took a great turn. It seemed like a kind person would be reward abundantly eventually! More good things were coming his way.

Laotzu: @Chen Xiaobei! Xiaobei! Where are you? I’m going to give you a chance to pick your reward! I’m going to call it off if you don’t reply this message!

Chen Xiaobei: No! I’m coming now! Lady Nuwo, thank you so much for getting justice for me! Thank you for the Living Soil as well!

Nuwo: You are most welcome! You can call me your big sister as well since Wukong is your brother.

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Big sister!

With that being said, no one in the group dared to say a word about it. They were really jealous of him. One should know that Lady Nuwo was one of the saints in heaven. Due to some special reasons, a few saints in heaven wanted to get closer to her – making her position in heaven even more special! Most of the group members did not even have the chance to call her their grandma! Calling her their sister was like a dream to most of the deities in the group. To their surprise, Chen Xiaobei managed to call Lady Nuwo his sister due to a special opportunity! At that moment, everyone was jealous of him except for the saints in heaven!

“So, Laotzue asked me to pick a reward. What should I pick? Choosing some expensive would make a greedy person! I don’t think I can use those valuable items even if I pick them because I do not possess any Dao Path. I should just ignore those valuable items! If I were to choose an ordinary item… The Skybreaking Cultivation Pill will be the item I should choose! I can use it and I can let the ones that are close to me use it as well! That’s right! I’m going to choose this!”

After putting some thought into it, Chen Xiaobei did not rush to send the message.

“No! I shouldn’t pick the Skybreaking Cultivation Pill!”

“As the saying goes, teaching one how to catch fish is better than giving fish to the person! The fish in this proverb is like Skybreaking Cultivation Pill! Once I finish it, I won’t be able to get another one! I should learn the way to concoct this pill! In other words, I will be able to get an unlimited supply of Skybreaking Cultivation Pill! Right! I want the pill formula!”

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei replied Laotzu.

Chen Xiaobei: Lord Laotzu! I have something in mind! I want the formula for the Skybreaking Cultivation Pill!

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Sānjiè hóngbāo qún, 三界红包群
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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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