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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 567

567 The Swarming of Hundreds of Thousands of Deities

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei took out his Scripture of Heaven and Earth and snapped a picture of it. He then sent it to Taiyin True Deity. Half a minute later, his cell phone started to buzz non-stop.

Taiyin True Deity: Scripture… Scripture of Heaven and Earth! You are really the disciple of the Prime of Tongtian!

Taiyin True Deity: God Chen! Please forgive me! I blame myself for not knowing it! I’m really sorry that I offended you earlier!

Taiyin True Deity: God Chen, are you still there? Please don’t get angry at me!

Looking at the cell phone screen, Chen Xiaobei felt like laughing out loud.

‘This deity’s attitude towards just changed within seconds! From kid to God Chen! I really doubt that if he was the one that injured Emperor Xuanyuan, the one that put fear in all the deities in heaven! Speaking of which, the reason behind him changing his attitude towards me is all because of my Sifu. I shouldn’t make his life difficult.’

Chen Xiaobei: I’m still here! Taiyin True Deity, you have misunderstood me. I’m not angry! ?

Taiyin True Deity: That’s great! The Prime of Tongtian is after all the deity that I respect the most all this time! It is so rare that I get to meet his disciple! I was so afraid that I offended you earlier!

Chen Xiaobei: Don’t worry. I’m a guy with a big heart. However, why do you have so much respect for my Sifu?

Taiyin True Deity: During the primordial ages, Sanqing wanted to recruit disciples. Laotzu’s Renism and Primordial Lord of Heaven’s Chanism set up some really strict criteria to recruit the disciples that they desired. They look down on unorthodox practices. Monsters and demons were not even put into consideration!

Taiyin True Deity: But, the Prime of Tongtian was one of the deities in Sanqing. He held on to his principle, that with education there is no distinction between classes and races. With this principle in mind, he started to recruit disciples on a massive scale! With that being said, a phenomenon called, hundreds and thousands of deities came swarming when the Prime of Tongtian gave a lecture! That was the prime era of Jieism!

Taiyin True Deity: As for me, I admired the Prime of Tongtian for as long as I can remember! I have always wanted to join Jieism! If it wasn’t for the changes in my fate, we can now call each other Shixiong!

Chen Xiaobei: Hundreds and thousands of deities came swarming when the Prime of Tongtian gave a lecture! I never expect that such a thing happened in the past!

Taiyin True Deity: That’s right! Jieism was extremely powerful! However, the Prime of Tongtian was tricked by the Primordial Lord of Heaven during the League of Gods War! If not, the Prime of Tongtian would be the one that rules all three realms!

Chen Xiaobei: Tricked by the Primordial Lord of Heaven? Is it like what I heard about the story where the Primordial Lord of Heaven asked three Heaven Saints to work together to destroy the Godkiller Formation?

Taiyin True Deity: It was real. However, the real reason that caused the destruction of Jieism was the dirty plots and schemes! The glory of Jieism ended. Even the Godkiller Formation was taken away. In the end, the Prime of Tongtian was left with a cow and a sword. Even the Verdant Petal Sword was seriously damaged… What a tragedy…

Chen Xiaobei: I can’t believe that all these happened to my Sifu! He did not tell me any of this!

Taiyin True Deity: That was the past. There’s no need to look back anymore! Let’s focus on the future! All revenge shall be sought during the upcoming apocalyptic event!

Chen Xiaobei: That’s right! My Sifu once told me to steady my footsteps and walk towards the future with no fear in mind! I will definitely not disappoint him!

Taiyin True Deity: Let’s get back to serious business! God Chen, why did you come looking for me? Just tell me and I will definitely try my best to help you! 

Chen Xiaobei: I’m going to send you a picture. Please have a look at it.

Taiyin True Deity: That is the descendant of the Spirit Sucking Voodoo Worm. It has become so weak after hundreds of generations! Voodoo worms like this are useless…

Chen Xiaobei: Little did you know, from where I’m at, this worm can cause Jianghu elites to lose their spirit and lie on the bed for a long time!

Taiyin True Deity: If that’s the case, I can hand you a book called Beginner’s Guide in the Art of Voodoo! Just take it and read it. Let me know if you have any questions or desire to learn some higher-level voodoo!

Chen Xiaobei: Okay! Thank you in advance!

Taiyin True Deity: You are most welcome! You are after all the disciple of the Prime of Tongtian. In other words, you are my brother!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Taiyin True Deity! You have received a book called Beginner’s Guide in the Art of Voodoo. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

‘With Sifu’s reputation, I just received a Red Envelope out of nowhere! This is awesome! Taiyin True Deity is actually quite a good deity. I’m going to send him a jar of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine to strengthen our friendship!’

With a smile on his face, Chen Xiaobei sent a Red Envelope to Taiyin True Deity promptly. Exchanging Red Envelope was always a good way to start off a new friendship.

“Alright! Now, I can start to learn some art of voodoo!”

Without wasting any time, Chen Xiaobei retrieved the book from his treasure chest and started to read it. Basically, this book taught the readers to raise voodoo worms and some simple voodoo spells. Since this was just a beginner’s guide, Chen Xiaobei mastered it with his Scholar Heart in a short period of time.

“The voodoo worms that were being recorded in this book have no apparent effect on deities. And, it’s easy to grow them too! I just need to use the available medical ingredient on earth to grow them!”

After mastering the basics of raising voodoo worms, Chen Xiaobei put some serious consideration into it.

“Next, I need to pick the right species to grow. All I need to do is follow the book! Which one should I pick?”

“Medical ingredient sniffing voodoo worm – it can travel literally anywhere in this work to look for rare medical ingredients!”

“Eavesdropping voodoo worm – can be planted inside a human body. Through controlling the mother worm, I will be able to listen to everything that the host says!”

“Mother and baby heart-attaching voodoo worm – by planting the son into one’s body, it will grow and stick to the host’s heart after three days. Killing the mother means the son will die together with the host!”

“This is nice! I’m going to choose this!”

His mind was enlightened. He then said, “Planting the baby worm into the enemy’s body is equivalent planting time bomb! I can kill the enemy whenever I want by squashing the mother worm! This is a must-have item when you want to kill someone!”

After making up his mind, Chen Xiaobei went to the medicinal market, flower market, and bird market. After buying all the medicinal items that he needed, he went and bought some centipedes and leeches. All the medicinal items contained poison to a certain extent and the bugs would serve as the mother worm.

In theory, a person could use a special medicinal formula to cause the bug to go through mutation. With the help of Spiritual Qi, the bug would gain a special ability after going through mutation. The special ability was called, Heart Linking Kill. After that, the mother worm could give birth to one baby worm. This pair of mother and baby worm could kill only a person.

“The special formula is recorded in the book. As for Spiritual Qi… I’m well prepared!”

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei took out three South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit seeds from his treasure chest. He had always wanted to look a suitable place to plant this spiritual fruit. Now that he had set up Bei Xuan Faction, planting them here would be really safe. No one would know about it. Upon finding the suitable spot, he planted all three seeds and poured some Heavenly Fertilizer of them. He then watered them right after that.

“I should be able to harvest the fruit if everything goes smoothly. In other words, I will be able to grow my first batch of mother worms after five days!”

With his eyebrows raised, he was really looking forward to it.

“Hmm… Who is going to be my first lab rat? Hehehe!”

Suddenly, his cell phone rang. It was Madam Diana!

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Sānjiè hóngbāo qún, 三界红包群
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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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