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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 334

334 Unpredictable Moves

“Ouch… This itch is killing me… F*ck! Why’s it so damn itchy? Ouch…”

Every member of the Hundred Beasts Faction was scratching all over their bodies to stop the intense itchiness. It was as if thousands of ants had crawled over their bodies and bit them at once.

It was not a far cry to say that they wanted to peel off their own skins right now.

“Poison Rat… What kind of trick is this… Argh… Antidote… Give us an antidote!” Long shouted furiously; his handsome face filled with bloody scratch marks.

“It’s itchy powder!” Poison Rat was worse off, his own face so completely disfigured he could barely speak. “It’s a low-level poison, it’s not very harmful, so I stopped bringing the antidote a long time ago… Argh…”

“You bloody idiot! I’m dying from the itch… How could you say that it’s not harmful…” Long Aotian scolded him furiously; he, the leader of Hundred Beats Faction had never fell to such a state! It’s humiliating!

“It’s rather effective… The brat knows his poisons better than I do…I’m impressed…” Poison Rat offered gingerly.

“Motherf*cker! Why are you saying right now… Antidote! Think of something to get it off!” Long Aotian shouted.

“Antidote… We can’t take it anymore… We are going to die!”

The gang were in agony; especially Old Tortoise, who was rolling on the floor and seemed to be at death’s door.

“God… I must be dreaming…”

Meanwhile, Luo Puti stood still and stared with her mouth agape at the scene.

“Poison Rat is known to be an expert of poisons in Dragon City, and now he’s saying that Xiaobei is better than him… The brat’s crazy, he’s good at medicine, martial arts, trading and now, poison… He is some kind of monster prodigy who knows everything!”

Suddenly, she realized that she did not know Chen all that well. It was unimaginable that her once-in-a-lifetime ecounter with that village boy would turn out like this! It was almost impossible!

“Bao Linshuang!” Long Aotian was howling. “Hand us the antidote! You know very well that I can bite down on the itch and f*ck you up in that instance!”

“Yes, I admit that itchy powder won’t be enough defeat your gang, but I promise all of you will suffer even more if you come after us!” Chen Xiaobei nodded nonchalantly.

“F*ck you! Don’t try to threaten us!” Long Aotian’s face was almost unrecognizable now. “Mad Owl! You think you can kill that bastard?!”

“Of course!”

A man with white hair and straight eyebrows stepped up. Though he itched he did not scratch himself as much as others did. It was clear that he was powerful enough to endure the itch and would be the most suitable fighter to kill Chen Xiaobei!

“Sky Monkey was careless earlier, that’s why he lost! I will not make the same mistake and go at him with full-strength!” Mad Owl gritted his teeth as he proclaimed determinedly.

“You… You have to remember… To dodge his saber… Attack where he’s vulnerable… Then you should be able to trample him…” Old Tortoise reminded him between scratches.

“Don’t worry! I can do it!” Mad Owl glared at his opponent, and charged.

“Be careful!” Luo Puti reminded Chen Xiaobei on the other end. “This guy is Long Aotian right-hand man! He is even stronger than Sky Monkey!”

Ding!

[Cultivation: Middle phase of Qi refining stage. Health: 9000. Combat power: 9000!]

Never one to underestimate opponents, Chen Xiaobei activated his Netherspirit Battlescouter. Just as Luo Puti said, the man was powerful!

Still, Chen Xiaobei was fearless; all he did was take a few slow steps behind. He was now very close to where Sky Monkey lay on the ground.

“Divine Owl Gimlet!”

At the same time, Mad Owl closed in on the Inspector.

He held a baton shaped like a metal gimlet in his hands, his red True Qi visible to the naked eye. A red afterimage of a serpent protruded as he charged at Chen, and the gimlet flashed as if it were its fangs! There was going to be a gaping hole if that gimlet hits Chen Xiaobei!

“Son of a bitch! You won’t dodge my attack this time! I will puncture your heart!” Mad Owl roared, his sight fixed on his enemy’s heart.

Ten meters!

Five meters!

Three meters!

A sharp wind suddenly whistled when Mad Owl’s gimlet just a meter away from Chen Xiaobei.

“BASTARD! DIE! Chopping my arm off? You’ve lived far too long!” Sky-Monkey jumped up suddenly. His right arm was gone which in turn greatly diminished his combat power, but he still had the strength to blow off the bastard’s head!

“Watch your back!!!”

Luo Puti screamed from afar. Chen Xiaobei was in a fatal position! Two enemies intending to kill him were closing in! His fate was sealed in the very next second, and she felt that she herself would not be able to get out of this either!

“Sky Monkey! Nice! That fool’s death is now certain! Hahaha…”

Long Aotian and his gang were getting excited. They were absolutely certain that Chen Xiaobei would not be able to survive and logically speaking, they weren’t wrong.

Unfortunately for them, Chen Xiaobei was unpredictable. Logic did not apply to him.

*Whoosh…*

Chen Xiaobei suddenly turned at the critical moment. Channeling all his strength into his arms he swung the Demonic Dragon Apocalypse at Sky Monkey!

“Oh my god! This guy is insane!”

Sky Monkey was caught be surprised again. He never thought that Chen would actually turn around and attack him.

“Wind!”

Chen Xiaobei’s black saber landed on Sky Monkey’s left arm and bent it at an impossible angle! All he thought about was killing the piece of thrash, and he had left himself defenseless!

*Splat…! *

Sky Monkey’s left arm flew off his shoulder!

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Sānjiè hóngbāo qún, 三界红包群
Status: Ongoing Author: ,

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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