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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 195

195 A Red Envelope From Granny Rong!

Chen downloaded the clip and sent it to Mengpo after sending the Red Envelope. He then briefly explained the line dancing steps to Mengpo. He did not get an immediate reply. However, Chen received a message from Mengpo after the lunch.

Ding!

[You have been invited to join the Little Apple Funland! Accept or decline?]

“Little Apple Funland… That is some adorable name…”

Chen did not expect this at all. He was so shocked after he tapped accept. There were three thousand people in the new group that Mengpo just created! Wait! Three thousand ghosts, not people!

There were Granny Zhang, Granny Li, Granny Fang, Granny Wong… And whole bunch of other grannies! Chen was overwhelmed by it. All of a sudden, Chen saw a familiar name! He was stunned. The officer of this group was none other than the legendary Granny Rong from Daming Lake!

Chen could not believe what he just saw. He was pretty surprised by the Wei Xiaobao incident last time. The granny group was even more unbelievable! At the same time, a series of messages started to pop out in the group.

Mengpo: Let’s welcome God Chen!

Granny Zhang: Welcome! God Chen! You are our savior!

Granny Li: That’s right! Initially, we thought we were going to be consumed by the grudge that we held on for a long, long time! Now, the song that you just sent us had lit up our hopes of living again!

Granng Fang: Our stone cold hearts began to warm up when the song played in the background!

Granny Wang: We feel so young and energetic whenever the dance with this song!

Granny Rong: Thank you, God Chen! We will never forget that you are the one who found us a safe harbor for our lost souls! I’m going to dance to this song every single day!

Soon, Chen’s phone was flooded with messages. Almost all the members from Little Apple Funland sent a message to Chen. All those were truly genuine messages. Chen was so shocked when he received three thousand messages.

“All I did was teach them the line dancing? Why did it become such big deal?”

“These grannies are like those old people from old folks home. Their hearts were crushed by loneliness as time passed by. There was almost nothing for them to hold onto. Thus, most of them just spend their time waiting, to die. These old people would feel so happy when their sons and daughters visited them. To them, a simple line dancing had brought them so much hope. They never asked for more. We are the ones who did not give enough to them!”

Chen: Everyone! This is nothing! I’m so overwhelmed by your gratitude!

Mengpo: God Chen! You are too humble! And, you are worthy of our gratitude!

Granny Zhang: That’s right! You are the only one in three realms which had the heart to save us from our loneliness! There’s no one else worthy of our gratitude except for you!

Granny Li: Yes! Only you can provide us with such an awesome dance and song! God Chen, you are the best in these three realms!

Granny Fang: The song; Little Apple has conquered our hearts completely!

Granny Wang: Let me give you three hundred and twenty likes!

….…

Chen: Hahaha! I will look for more interesting songs and dances and send them to you guys, since all of you like it so much! Then, you guys won’t have to listen to the same song over and over again!

Mengpo: What?! There will be new songs?

Granny Zhang: And, new dance moves?

Granny Li: What will that be? What will that be?

Granny Fang: Please tell us now!

….….

Chen: Be patient, everyone. I have a lot of interesting songs in my song collection! I will prepare three songs for you guys next time; The Coolest Diversity, Please Bring Me Around Old Driver, and The Song of Five Rings!

Mengpo: Wow! Three songs! God Chen, you are awesome!

Granny Zhang: God Chen, you are the coolest guy ever!

Granny Li: I wish that you will be able to live forever!

Granny Fang: That’s a wrong thing to say!

….….

Chen chit chatted with them for a short while. A message lit him up when he was about to leave the chat group.

Granny Rong: God Chen! You have done a great favor! As an officer of this Little Apple Funland, I have to represent my sisters and give you something to show our appreciation towards your effort!

Ding!

[Granny Rong just sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Granny Rong: This is not something valuable! But, it represents our gratitude! I hope you don’t mind this old item that I just gave you! 

Chen: No! I don’t mind at all! Thank you so much!

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Granny Rong! You have received the Needles of Damnation! It had been stored in your treasure chest!]

“The Needles… Of… Damnation”

Chen was sweating when he looked at his cellphone screen.

“This is the real legendary Granny Rong from Daming Lake!”

“Could it be the needles that she used to poke Zhiwei?”

Chen’s eyes were wide opened. He then proceded to open the treasure chest.

Ding! 

[The Needles of Damnation; the torture tool of Granny Rong! It was soaked inside the grudge and Yin Qi in hell for a thousand years! Thus, it has become a spirit item! It can be used to magnify the pain when it pokes inside someone’s body! Do you want to withdraw it?]

“Damn… This is some awesome tool!”

Chen tapped on no and laughed evilly, “I don’t have the fetish of torturing someone! But, I will not hesitate on having my enemies have a taste of this awesome needle!”

*Meow…*

Xiaobai was standing behind Chen; It jumped on Chen’s shoulder with minimal effort.

“Damn! I did not know the agility of a one-start Spirit Beast can be so great!”

Chen was really impressed.

“Pssst…There’s nothing great about this simple move!”

Xiaobai licked his paw arrogantly and said, “Check out the backyard! I saw some guests there!”

“Guests? What kind of guests will go through the backyard to enter the house, instead of front door?!” Chen was puzzled.

Soon, his face was filled with anger.

…….

Two suspicious persons could be seen hiding in the bushes in Chen’s backyard.

“Brother Ji, I… When should we do it?” The skinny guy with sharp chin asked.

“Almost there! Get ready! We are going to it now!” Brother Ji is a fatty. He stood up slowly. The skinny guy gulped and followed him.

Two of them were holding a can of gasoline in their hands. They then walked towards the mansion suspiciously!

“Brother Ji! This is my first time killing someone by burning down the house… I’m really nervous…” Sweat started to roll down from the skinny guys’ face.

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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