Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The Ninth Young Lord’s mansion.
Chen Xiaobei went to the back door, made sure no one was around before coming out of his invisible mode.
He then took out his phone and dialled Old Meng’s number.
Compared to the temperamental Xiemen Dingjun, Old Meng was a much better character.
Less than two minutes after they hung up, Old Meng came and welcomed him personally.
“Mr. Chen! Come in!” Old Meng was very polite. “Since you’re here already, why didn’t you come in through the front door?”
Chen Xiaobei explained, “Old Meng, you yourself saw how much the Tie Family hates me at the headquarters today afternoon! If I walked in through the front door and the Tie Family finds out, the Ninth Young Lord would be stuck in the middle!”
“It must be hard for you! You’ve giving so much thoughts to the Ninth Young Lord, but the young lord may still be angry and he might not want to see you!” Old Meng said.
In the Chamber of Commerce, Chen Xiaobei did not give face to Ximen Dingjun at all, and was unyielding towards Tie Hongji!
With Ximen Dingjun’s personality, it was only expected that he was unhappy.
Inviting Chen Xiaobei to the mansion was not Ximen Dingjun’s idea. It was Old Meng who suggested it. He made the decision on his own.
“I was in the wrong for not giving face to the Ninth Young Lord!” Chen Xiaobei quickly said. “As soon as the banquet is over, I came here as quickly as I could to apologize to the Ninth Young Lord!”
“I know, but the Ninth Young Lord is like that. I’m afraid he might not want to see you for quite a while!” Old Meng said.
“The Ninth Young Lord will see me, for sure! I have Spiritual Medicine that could cure his illness once and for all!”
“Spiritual Medicine? Isn’t that the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick’s Moonshine?” Old Meng asked.
“This is not a medicinal liquor. It’s a Drago Penis Rehmania Pill that my Sifu made himself! It’s much more effective than the medicinal liquor. He just needs to take one and he’ll be completely cured!” Chen Xiaobei said, with a straight face.
“Great! I’ll go report to him now!” Old Meng nodded. “The Ninth Young Lord loves women, and had been hoping that you would be sending the wine soon! But since you have something much stronger, the Ninth Young Lord will definitely want to see you! If it’s as effective as you said, he will most probably forgive you!”
“That’s good then, Old Meng. You’d better go inform him. I can’t wait anymore!” Chen Xiaobei urged.
Once Old Meng took off, Chen Xiaobei retrieved a Heavenly Dog Biscuit from his Infinite Space Ring and pulverized it.
After that, he took out a special Spiritual Medicine, and crushed it as well.
Chen Xiaobei spat into the crushed pieces of Heavenly Dog Biscuit, added the crushed Spiritual Medicine, stirred them together, and rolled them into a ball like a glutinous piece of Tang Yuan.
This ‘fortified’ Heavenly Dog Biscuit was obviously prepared for Ximen Dingjun.
The military advisor Sima Liang said that Chen Xiaobei was a bold but a dense hothead. The reality, however, was the exact opposite.
Chen Xiaobei had already foresaw that the Chamber of Commerce would be heavily guarded, and barging in through the door would be a suicide mission.
A wise intervention was the best option in a situation like this.
Once Ximen Dingjun had eaten the Heavenly Dog Biscuit, Chen Xiaobei would have procured himself a key chess piece to overcome this whole thing!
Then circumventing would be very simple!
“Mr. Chen! The Ninth Young Lord invites you!” Old Meng ran over, and saw the ball of medicine in Chen Xiaobei’s hand. “Hurry up and go in. With this Spiritual Medicine, the Ninth Young Lord will definitely forgive you!”
“I think so too!” Chen Xiaobei grinned.
There was no way Ximen Dingjun would not forgive Chen Xiaobei after eating the Heavenly Dog Biscuit!
At the bedroom.
Ximen Dingjun was spread out on his tiger skin bedsheets, his neck stuck out as he waited eagerly to see Chen Xiaobei.
Like Old Meng said, Ximen Dingjun was a lustful man, but because he had squeezed himself dry, he could not get it up on bed. So, he had been waiting for Chen Xiaobei to come visit him with a bottle of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.
When he heard that Chen Xiaobei had come with a Spiritual Medicine much stronger than the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine, Ximen Dingjun was over the moon.
“Greetings, Ninth Young Lord.”
Chen Xiaobei walked in, led by Old Meng.
“Let’s skip the formalities, Mr. Chen! Bring the Spiritual Medicine over here now!” Ximen Dingjun said excitedly.
“Yes!” Chen Xiaobei handed the medicine over to Old Meng.
Old Meng was Ximen Dingjun’s personal bodyguard, so apart from fighting off enemies, he was also in charge of testing Ximen Dingjun’s medicines.
Back in Overgrown Forest, Old Meng had drank the first mouthful of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.
Chen Xiaobei had to pass the Heavenly Dog Biscuit to Old Meng or he would get suspicious.
Old Meng, however, could not have a bite of the biscuit.
“Old Meng!” Chen Xiaobei quickly said, “I know that you’re supposed to test the medicine for Ninth Young Lord but this Spiritual Medicine must be taken whole. You can just lick it. Don’t taste too much or the medicine will lose its effectiveness, and the Ninth Young Lord won’t be cured completely!”
“Mm, alright!” Old Meng nodded.
“Lick? That’s disgusting! Just bring it over!” Ximen Dingjun said impatiently.
“Bu… But that’s against the rules…” Old Meng protested.
“Rules my ass! You’re here, aren’t you? If Mr. Chen tries to harm me even for one bit, he will die! Mr. Chen is a smart man he won’t such a stupid thing!” Ximen Dingjun said.
“Tha… That’s true!” Old Meng nodded, and then passed the medicine over to Ximen Dingjun.
“My lower body’s sexual vigour can finally be restored! Wahaha!”
Ximen Dingjun shoved the pill down his throat eagerly.
“Ninth Young Lord, how do you feel?” Old Meng asked, concerned.
“I don’t feel anything yet… Oh! Ack!” Ximen Dingjun started to gag mid-sentence.
“Mr. Chen! What is happening?” Old Meng began to panic.
“This is normal! Old Meng, hurry up and get some warm water!” Chen XIaobei said.
“Warm water? Alright! I’ll go now!” Old Meng ran out of the room.
“Perfect!” Chen Xiaobei grinned, relieved.
This was all part of Chen Xiaobei’s plan!
The gagging was caused by the Spiritual Medicine that Chen Xiaobei had mixed in earlier so that he could distract Old Meng for a while.
That way, Ximen Dingjun could acknowledge Chen Xiaobei as his master without anyone knowing!
Xiemen Dingjun immediately became sluggish. After a series of questions and answers, he officially became Chen Xiaobei’s loyal hound.
“The water’s here!” Old Meng charged over. “Ninth Young Lord, you’re fine?”
“Mm, I’m fine now!” Ximen Dingjun nodded. “Old Meng, you can leave us now. I would like to speak to Mr. Chen in private!”
