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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 1038

1038 I Have Lost, Give It Back to Me

Chen Xiaobei first sent his Red Envelope to the group. After that, everyone did the same thing as well. With tens of thousands of group members participating in the Red Envelopes Snatching Session, the entire chat group was flooded with Red Envelopes.

“Let me snatch this one! That one and this one too!”

Chen Xiaobei had already prepared earlier to snatch as many Red Envelopes as possible. Both of his hands were tapping on his cell phone screen at lightning speed—faster than a sewing machine.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bull Demon King! You have received ten Bad Luck Talisman! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! That was fast! First blood! Bad Luck Talisman? What is that? Let me check it out now!”

Ding!

[Bad Luck Talisman: Crafted by Shaoba Xingjun. It can be considered as low-tier cursed talisman! One needs to call out the name of the person and the talisman will ignite. That would mean the curse is completed and the person’s luck value will drop immensely! Do you wish to withdraw it?] 

“Lower one’s luck value? Damn! This is exactly the thing that I need right now! That son of a bitch, Shen Gongpao is messing with me all the time! I’m going to let him have a taste of his own medicine! I will not let him snatch any Red Envelope!” said Chen Xiaobei with an evil smile.

“Withdraw!”

In one go, Chen Xiaobei withdrew nine pieces of Bad Luck Talisman.

“Shen Gongpao! Shen Gongpao! Shen Gongpao!…”

Chen Xiaobei repeated the name, Shen Gongpao nine times inside his heart and the nine pieces of Bad Luck Talisman ignited automatically. The color of the flame was gray and it was not hot at all. That was why it did not burn his shirt and cell phone.

“It seems like I can’t notice the effect just yet! I don’t care anymore. Let me continue snatching more Red Envelopes! I want to see Shen Gongpao cry like a little girl later!”

Filled with anticipation, Chen Xiaobei did not know what was going to happen to Shen Gongpao but he was confident that there would be something bad happen to him later since he used all nine pieces of Bad Luck Talisman in one go.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Goddess Zixia! You have received a Sunlight Cache (Replica). It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! What the hell is a Sunlight Cache? During the eve of Chinese New Year, I managed to snatch a Moonlight Cache from Goddess Zixia and it allows me to turn back time! Maybe this item will allow me to fast forward time!” said Chen Xiaobei in an excited manner.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Hou Yi! You have received Sunslaying Divine Bow (Replica)! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Before Chen Xiaobei could read the properties of the Sunlight Cache, he managed to snatch another Red Envelope.

“Damn! Damn! Damn! The Sunslaying Divine Bow is here! This is going to be so awesome!”

It was such a thrilling moment for Chen Xiaobei to snatch as many Red Envelopes he could from hundreds and thousands of Red Envelope.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Master Luban! You have received No.8 Luban! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“No. 8 Luban? Damn! This is even more awesome! There’s only a No.7 Luban in Mobile Legends! I can’t believe that I manage to snatch the No. 8 Luban! F*ck yeah!”

Taken aback, Chen Xiaobei was thinking Old Wang would be really happy if he managed to snatch this robot since he was a hard-core fan of Mobile Legends!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Lu Bu! You have received a book called Yuanmen Archery! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Hot damn! Archery! This is such a coincidence! Lu Bu was famous for his archery skill and he managed to fully utilize his skill to stop a war! Clearly, his archery skill is best in this world! His archery skill is a perfect match for the Sunslaying Divine Bow that I just received!”

While he was talking, he managed to snatch another item! This was his fifth Red Envelope!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Diao Chan! You have received a Million Knots Heart! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Red Envelope from the pretty lady? I have no idea what this item is! Let me take a look at it later! This is my sixth Red Envelope! It would be awesome if I can snatch another one!”

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhao Yun! You have received a Dragon Scale! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn son! This is the Red Envelope from my idol! Wahahaha!”

Chen Xiaobei was so excited that he started to jump up and down. However, he did not expect that he managed to snatch one last Red Envelope before the whole thing ended!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Shen Gongpao! You have received a Black Tiger Dominating Hammer (Five-Stars Divine Item)! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

One should know that the Tesseract Thunder Pool was merely a One-Star Divine Item and Lei Zhenzi treated it like his own baby. During that time, he was not willing to hand it over to Chen Xiaobei at all. It was truly unbelievable that Shen Gongpao would send out a Five-Stars Divine Item!

“I know now! This is the effect of the Bad Luck Talisman! The curse is working!”

Shen Gongpao had never liked the members in the Red Envelope Group. Logically speaking, he would never send out such a valuable Red Envelope. The only explanation was that he was affected by bad luck!

Shen Gongpao: Shit! Shit! Shit! I accidentally sent out my Black Tiger Dominating Hammer! Who got it? Please return it to me immediately!

Monkey King: That’s such a shameless move! By right, one shouldn’t retrieve the Red Envelope that is sent out to the group!

Shen Gongpao: It’s none of your business! The group members respect me a lot! I’m pretty sure that they will return it to me!

If it were other ordinary members that got it, they would definitely return it to Shen Gengpao immediately since they were afraid of him. Unfortunately, the one that snatched his Red Envelope was Chen Xiaobei!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe… Shen Gongpao, your precious is with me! Do you really think that I will return it to you?

Shen Gongpao: What? You are the one that snatched my Red Envelope?

Clearly, Chen Xiaobei was the one that hated Shen Gongpao the most within the three realms.

Chen Xiaobei: There is no way that I will return this item to you! Hahaha!

Shen Gongpao: Chen Xiaobei! No… God Chen, this item is one of the very first Divine Item that I own! It was with me since the first day I begin my training! It’s not that powerful but it has a lot of sentimental value! I hope you can understand my feelings!

Chen Xiaobei: Save it! Have you thought about how I feel when you mess with me?

Shen Gongpao: I beg you! With your current Dao Path, there’s no way that you can wield this Five-Stars Divine Item! This hammer is no different from an ordinary hammer to you!

Chen Xiaobei: Hmm! You are right! I will eat it since I can’t use it!

Shen Gongpao: Eat it?!

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Sānjiè hóngbāo qún, 三界红包群
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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

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