Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Lin Jie… No, “Old Muda” was carefully picked up by the Combat Puppet and was thrown onto the rock…
Lin Jie felt like weeping but had no tears, his surroundings were all magma!
In The New Age, there was a very frightening thing called “Map Kill”! Some things must not be touched no matter what, or else only death would be awaiting the unlucky party.
For example, naturally formed magical storms, the distorted voids within space and the magma from the center of the earth, which was in front of Lin Jie now.
Normal magma would at most deal Fire Damage, but the magma flowing out from the center of The New Age once touched would result in death!
He was caught in a hopeless situation, there was a Dwarf Aunty with heavy makeup in front of him, looking at him lovingly. Her lips that were like sausages were about to touch Lin Jie.
Dwarf Identify!
[Dwarf Engineer Linda]: Level 25 Gold Boss, Health Points: 95,000
To challenge a Gold Boss single-handedly while trapped within magma? Lin Jie was still not strong to that extent.
“Linda…” Lin Jie couldn’t help it and took a step back, the sizzling sound of magma could be heard. It was like a starving poison snake that could not wait to eat.
“Darling…” the Dwarf Aunty’s sausage lips were already nearing Lin Jie.
“We, can we change a place?”
“No, no, no, don’t we normally like to do it here?”
Lin Jie felt chills down his spine, as he saw the lips getting closer, he could not take it anymore and slapped the Dwarf Aunty!
‘I’m still a virgin, a virgin that has not given my first time in two lifetimes! Just you, a few hundred years old sh*tty Dwarf wants to rape me? What kind of joke is this!’
Linda covered the face that was swollen by the slap with her hand and smiled happily. “You still really like to do different plays, I like this one…”
‘F*ck! This is still a Dwarf Aunty that has special hobbies!’
“Wait!” Lin Jie stretched out his hands, and his eyeballs turned quickly, “Darling Linda, I’m not sure if you have heard of a book named ‘Theory of a Beautiful Life’, it is the work of our great master of Entertainment, you definitely know who that is.”
Dwarf Aunty blinked her eyes, the expression on her face was completely one that revealed she had no idea, but she nodded her head and said, “The book that my beloved Muda loves, of course, I have read it before.”
“That’s great! Now, let us do a play, hehehe…” Lin Jie said and took out the rope that was used to pack items up, tying her up tightly and conveniently blindfolded her too. The Dwarf Aunty was relatively obedient, her expression of enjoyment could even let people vomit out their gastric acid.
“Darling, are you done?” Linda asked laughingly.
“I’m done, darling… Next, it might feel a little painful.” Lin Jie canceled his transformation. He resisted the disgust all over his face and pulled out his dual swords.
“Good, good, I’m looking forward to it very much… Oh right, I have hidden a present on my body as a reward for thinking of such a good idea, it’s at my…”
‘Huh? There’s still a reward? It would be a waste not to take it, it’ll be my compensation for the disgust.’
Lin Jie resisted his disgust and stretched his hand out and grabbed. He had really gotten a book!
“You’re so naughty…” The Dwarf Aunty played the woman and said shyly.
—’You have received “The Secret Records of Dwarfish Forging”‘
!!!
Lin Jie looked at the book in his hand and was instantly stunned! The Secret Records of Dwarfish Forging! That’s right, that was the reward for the first kill of the Three Sages, it recorded the Forging recipe of 20 Gold equipment. It was the biggest dream for current Blacksmiths, it was a good item that could be auctioned off at a sky-high price!
Even if all the players racked their brains, they would not think that a second book would appear in such a way, right?
“Hurry and start, darling!”
The Dwarf Aunty hurried Lin Jie, he gave a sinister smile and slid her neck with his sword.
-545!
As it was under a special status, the Dwarf Aunty’s Defense was decreased to 0. Lin Jie’s damage output was perfectly shown.
Army Obliteration!
-1000!
-511!
-503!
“Hahaha, I still love this feeling, darling, continue…” The Dwarf Aunty laughed tenderly.
Lin Jie glared at her and instantly used Blood Soul Multi-Slash to hit her too. ‘This Aunty is just too disgusting! It’s better to kill her as fast as possible.’
Although fighting the Boss without needing to move was the most relaxing, these few minutes were torture to Lin Jie! Anyone would have that feeling while facing an ugly monster that was screaming so loudly in pleasure while being hit.
Her Health Points gradually decreased, it was already nearing 5%!
“Da-Darling, I feel a bit like I can’t breathe, can you stop now?” The Dwarf Aunty finally felt something was amiss. Although she was asking with her mouth, her fingers started moving. The magma pierced through the air and formed numerous fireballs!
The sparks burnt the rope apart, and the Dwarf Aunty pulled down the cloth covering her eyes. She said furiously, “You! Human! …”
The blood reservoir was full! Broken Blade turned blood-red and chopped off the Dwarf Aunty’s head in one shot.
Golden light instantly descended!
—’You have killed Dwarf Engineer Linda! You have received 1,150,000 EXP.’
Single-handedly killing the Gold Boss of Expert-level dungeon! This great feat… Lin Jie really did not want to do it again!
Moreover, Old Jack and Old Muda, that gay pair were Rare Elites. If they were not respawned, then naturally there would not be an “old friend” in Linda’s memory.
Rich experience instantly pushed Lin Jie up to level 16, all the way up to 25% before it stopped. The dropped items even filled the rock platform!
35 Dwarf silver coins, a quaint longsword and a bow that was flashing with fire, as well as a purple “Smithing Diary”. Furthermore, 3 pieces of rare ore, and 10 bottles of edible magma.
[Sword of Explosive Lava] (Gold)
Can be used by Weapon Specialist and Elemental Sword Artist
Requires: Level 15
Attack: 85-140
Strength: +12
Endurance: +12
Parry: +3%
Strength Judgement: +10
Additional effect: Attack level +3, Defense level +3
Additional Effect: Lava, you enhance your weapon with the power of lava. Every attack will have an increase of 30 points of Flame damage, lasts for 30 seconds.
Weight: 7 pounds
This sword satisfied all of the requirements for Weapon Specialist: high attack, added both strength and endurance, increased Strength Judgement, and also increased the chances of parry. It provided a powerful enhancement to the steady battle and fighting skills of the Weapon Specialist. Moreover, it even added icing to the cake and had an extra output skill.
Lin Jie thought for a while and decided that giving it to Netherblue would not be bad. ‘That girl, once she becomes proficient in the techniques I taught her, in addition to this sword, her strength will definitely rise to another level.
Picking up the longbow, Lin Jie’s pupils constricted.
[Wind-Fire Bow] (Gold)
Can be used by Hunters
Requires: Level 15, Agility: 35
Attack: 75-95
Agility: +20
Attack Speed: +6%
Movement Shooting: +2
Consecutive Multiple Shooting: +5
Additional effect: Critical Hit level +5
Additional effect: There are chances where your arrow or skill will turn into fire arrows, dealing an additional 20 points of damage and cause fire attribute damage.
Weight: 4.5 pounds
Wind-Fire Bow was the best weapon a Hunter could use before level 20! Part of the Hunter’s attack output came from the bow and another part came from the arrow. Currently, all that the Hunter used were normal arrows with only 0-2 attack. Whereas if one was equipped with Wind-Fire Bow, it was possible for normal arrows to turn into fire arrows with an attack of 20!
The fire arrows had an additional attribute, that was after it hit its target, it dealt a 10% continuous output. In other words, once a fire arrow was shot, the Hunter’s output would at least increase by 15%!
This bow was even stronger than the Sword of Explosive Lava, it could even be one of the best weapons!
‘Good item!’ Delighted, Lin Jie stored his bow back into his backpack. Although this Gold Boss was a little disgusting, the drop items were not bad.
As for the “Smithing Diary”, even though the quality was much higher, its usefulness to Lin Jie was not big. Meanwhile, the edible magma was another type of freshwater, not only could it regen mana, but it could also add 15 points of Flames Immunity. As for its flavor… it tasted almost like plain water and would not let one’s throat feel any discomfort.
Beside the Dwarf Engineer, there was another control panel that could operate the puppets to send himself out. Lin Jie activated the Orb of Deception in joy and transformed into Old Muda yet again. His butt was pinched again, and with a thud, he was thrown outside…
On the way towards the second to the third floor’s passageway, Lin Jie’s luck was much better — he did not meet any bast*rd Old Muda’s neighbor’s friend, son or uncle. He walked through it expressionless, the Dwarves’ discipline was loose, so nothing abnormal happened.
At the passageway, the first Dark Gold Boss of the dungeon was spawned—Great General Lorya!
His job was Hunter, and he had 6 Dwarf underlings. His passive skill was Consecutive Shot, with one arrow, he could shoot the whole team; quite a huge number of teams had died under his hand.
Also, that Boss’ personality was quite interesting, not only did he like to play together, he did not have any consciousness of being a Great General. His demeanor was totally like the head of a mafia, it really rendered the players speechless.
“Hahaha, I win again!” Lorya’s loud laughter resounded. Through the door, one could see he was playing cards with six underlings. That’s right, he was playing cards!
Bosses would also be bored, monsters also needed entertainment! If Lin Jie had not been reborn, he would definitely be so shocked that his jaws would be wide open, just like the other players who saw it for the first time, thinking, ‘That doesn’t make sense at all!’ So, Lin Jie, on the contrary, was unfazed and was planning in his heart how to successfully pass through.
“Old Muda, come here!” Lorya called out to Lin Jie while shuffling, “My underling is too useless, you come and play cards with me! Don’t worry, play to your heart’s content! You’re not allowed to leave unless you beat me!”
Lin Jie widened his eyes. ‘Play cards? You sure it’s not to fight?’
A bunch of underlings quickly ran towards Lin Jie and grasped hold of him, pulling him to sit down directly opposite of Lorya. The underling that was replaced had an expression of ‘a huge load was taken off his back’.
“Boss, I’ll go and patrol, in case humans come inside.”
“Go, go, go, if humans dare to come in, I’ll gun them down in one shot!” said Lorya impatiently.
“Boss… you use a bow.”
Lorya glared at him and took out an arrow, shouting, “Sound!”
He grabbed his underling, took an arrow and forcibly stabbed it into his head. The underlings harmonized a “bong!” which made Lin Jie dumbstruck.
Due to abnormal death, his underling quickly respawned, and he said smilingly as he shivered, “Boss’ gun is so impressive!”
Great General Lorya laughed out heartily, and spread the cards out for all to see, “Come, let’s play!”
Lin Jie took a look at the cards in his hands, ‘Stone the crows, 3456,89JQ, WTF is there to play?’
“Yo, that card in your hand is not bad, give it to me.” Lotta took a look at his underling’s cards and took a few cards to put into his hand. He then shouted loudly, “I’m going to play my card! 3 to A! No one wants it? 3 to A! Okay, I’m finished!”
Lin Jie almost spat out a mouthful of blood. ‘How can they play cards like that?’
“Money!” Lorya stretched out his hand.
Lin Jie was shocked, it was a good thing that this Dark Gold Boss did not notice him. He could only take out a few Dwarf currency silver coins into his hand.
“Hahaha, continue, continue!”
“I win again!”
“I win again, hahaha!”
Lin Jie felt like weeping but had no tears, that was the highest level of cheating! He would take the cards right in front of you, then spread the cards out in the ground and ask money from you.
“Boss, I’ve already lost all my money…” said Lin Jie helplessly.
“If you don’t win me, don’t think of leaving!” Lorya laughed coldly, he squinted his eyes.
Lin Jie gritted his teeth. ‘Come!’
Therefore, outside the passageway, yelling could be vaguely heard.
“A pair of K!”
“Don’t want!”
“Three 2s!”
“Don’t want!”
“Hahaha, the last two cards! One 5!”
“F*ck!” Lin Jie was flustered and exasperated, he threw away all the cards. “I win! Eighteen Arhats [A mahjong term which represents in the thirteen tiles, one has four groups of three same tiles and after four kongs of the four group of tiles, draws the same tile of the last tile in hand and wins. It is worth 88 points.] plus dragon tiles with three red, green, white tiles each! Hand over money!”
