Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“Oh… understood, understood!” Yin Tianzong was at first lost, but he soon understood. He smiled a knowing smile, one that was known to all men. “This makes sense, a lot of sense! Brother Dali, what you said was simple, crude and effective! If the thing is like a toothpick, no matter how talented you are, it is useless, hahahaha!”
The Honorary Aristocrats all looked down at their crotch. Several faces turned obviously red, then guilty. These people fidgeted in their seats—everyone understood why. Wahaha!
“Brother Dali is awesome, this second point makes sense!” Tianyi immediately gave a thumbs-up sign. “Respect!”
Mu Huaqing was full of admiration. Hong Dali was really able to spout nonsense—but he liked it!
“The third point, heart. This means that if you want to woo a woman, you have to be considerate!” Hong Dali grinned. “You have to understand when she is in a good mood and pay extra attention to her at that time, correct? If she is in a bad mood, you have to pacify her, right? If you manage to do both, will you still have to worry about not winning her heart?”
“Yes!” Yin Tianzong nodded vehemently. “This makes sense! I’m bad at doing this, I cannot understand a woman’s mood. I must pay more attention in the future!”
Hong Dali continued, “This word ‘fine’, is the fourth point! It means to be attentive. You have to remember the other party’s birthday and what they like or dislike. Things like these are very important. For example, if the woman likes eating sweet things but you insist she eats spicy things, she hates sour things but you insist on eating them—that’s looking for trouble. This is very important!”
“Understood, understood!” Yin Tianzong nodded vehemently. “Cater to their desires! Aiya, Brother Dali, your words have enlightened me!”
“Brother Dali really has a way or two.” Tianyi continued to give a thumbs up. “No wonder Brother Dali always has beautiful companions. If I was a woman, I would like you too!”
“What utter rubbish!” Tang Muxin snorted. “How come I don’t see him treat me like that usually?”
Li Nianwei comforted her. “Actually, there are a lot of things that Young Master remembers and does that he does not talk about. Young Master does quite well for this point.”
“Sister Nianwei, you are always taking his side!” Tang Muxin felt it was unfair for Li Nianwei. “I don’t see him remembering things about you.”
“Young Master.” Li Nianwei’s expression was gentle. She said, “I know Young Master is good to me. I know everything he does for me.”
As the two of them whispered to each other, Hong Dali moved on to the fifth point. “Face, this is simple—respect! When you meet people outside, they call you Brother! When they see you, they have to bow and address you as Big Brother or Master. This makes the women feel that going out with you is an honor. She feels respected and a sense of security! This way, she will naturally like to go out with you! Otherwise, if you get no respect wherever you go, how are you going to pick up any women?!”
This hit close to everyone’s hearts!
Who were all these people here? They were Aristocrats! Yin Tianzong was a true-blue Galaxy Aristocrat and the rest were all Honorary Aristocrats. They were definitely respected by people no matter where they went.
Respected everywhere!
Therefore, although Hong Dali was supposed to be talking about the seven-word mantra for picking up women, he was actually flattering everyone!
Yin Tianzong laughed and swept his hair back. “Aiya, Dali’s words have won my heart, won my heart! This is what it means, correct. No matter where a person goes, he must be respected. Without respect, how is he going to pick up women? He might as well just be a tortoise.” As he spoke, Yin Tianzong looked at the other Honorary Aristocrats. “Next time, when you see me, be a little more relaxed. Otherwise, if you don’t manage to pick up your girl because of me, I will feel bad, okay!”
This was like being given a great concession. The Honorary Aristocrats were ecstatic. Many immediately labeled Hong Dali a love expert!
Some even secretly vowed to send Hong Dali a token of their appreciation when the advancement assessment was over!
Hong Dali continued, “Skin, this is the third most important point when picking up women!”
Everyone asked, “How is it important?”
“Skin, refers to tough skin. That means to be tough and sturdy.” Hong Dali continued making up things. “There is a saying that says love is stronger when there are more obstacles, so you must love persistently! Every single person must realize that to love, they must not be afraid of pain! If you want to pick up women, you cannot give up once you meet a setback! Think about it, women are sensitive and they have big emotional fluctuations. A lot of the time, they are not really angry when they say they are angry. They are just pretending to be angry so that you can pacify her and give her some sense of security. At this time, if you get scared off, how would the woman feel? Right?”
Everyone nodded in unison. “That makes sense!”
Honestly speaking, Hong Dali was really talented. With barely any effort, he managed to easily attract everyone’s attention and manipulate their emotions. No wonder he was known as Invincible Brother Dali. Young Master Dali creates miracles. Believe in Young Master and you would be able to find a wife!
Yin Tianzong was awestruck. “Dali, where did you learn all this? You’re invincible!”
At this time, everyone asked in unison, “What about the last word, ‘thick’?”
Hong Dali laughed and said, “Thick is easy. Your wad of cash must be thick enough! Money is the guts of heroes. If you have money, you can flirt around the world. If you don’t, it will be hard to meet even one step! You don’t have to be rich enough to go up against a country, but you have to be generous, it will not do to be stingy! When you have dinner with a woman, you must be able to pay for her and arrange for transport. You could not possibly ask her to go dutch and pay for her own share of dinner, right? So, thick means you have to be generous. It will not do if you nitpick almost everything.”
The Galaxy Aristocrats and the Honorary Aristocrats were both wealthy people. Once they heard what Hong Dali said, they felt a sudden surge in their confidence. They nodded. That’s exactly the kind of advantage they wanted when picking up women!”
Tang Muxin glanced at Li Nianwei—Hong Dali was too good at spinning tales. Haha. He had them all fooled. Powerful!
Tang Muxin said, “Speaking of which, Dali is actually quite dashing when he’s bluffing people…”
Li Nianwei said, “Young Master is indeed very talented, hehe.”
…
On the other side, the Galaxy Aristocrats Area.
First, there was a group of people happily defrauding Hong Dali. Hong Dali did not seem to mind and bought everything that was offered. Then, he caused such a big commotion. This time, everyone got curious.
Honestly speaking, Hong Dali had some talent. No matter where he went, he was the center of everyone’s attention. It was not easy to do that!
Jiang Qianxue instructed the guard. “Go again and see what is happening there. Why is there such a big commotion?”
All the Galaxy Aristocrats waited in anticipation—although their statuses were elevated, they were also curious and nosy…
Soon, the guard returned. This time, he was sweating even more profusely than before. “Lord, Young Master Dali is explaining things to people again…”
One of the Galaxy Aristocrats asked curiously, “What is Hong Dali talking about again? Tell us what is happening.”
“It’s like this.” The guard related the story to everyone as he wiped the sweat from his brow. “First, Young Master Tianyi asked Young Master Dali if he had any tips for picking up women…” He glanced at Jiang Qianxue and she nodded almost imperceptibly. “No need to hold back.” Thus, the guard continued, “Young Master Tianyi asked if there was any trick to picking up women because the two ladies with Young Master Dali were very beautiful. So Young Master Dali started telling them about the ‘seven-word mantra for picking up women’…”
The seven-word mantra for picking up women!
Just the title sounded sophisticated and classy!
Why were all the Galaxy Aristocrats here? Buying the rare attribute gems was just a secondary reason. They were really here for Jiang Qianxue. Now that they heard there was a secret way to successfully pick up girls, they had to listen carefully!
Everyone asked in unison, “What is the seven-word mantra for picking up women?!”
“It’s like this…” The situation made the guard sweat even more profusely. “Young Master Dali summarized the meanings of the words bold, big, heart, fine, face, skin, and thick…” The guard immediately repeated what Hong Dali had said. When he finished recounting the seven points, the Galaxy Aristocrats looked like they had found a treasure. All of them nodded vehemently. “It’s a must, definitely! Hong Dali really is quite talented!”
All of them turned their gaze to Jiang Qianxue—it was obvious Jiang Qianxue was to be their first experimental target!
“Hong Dali!” Under the lascivious gaze of the group of wolves, Jiang Qianxue could no longer stay calm. “When the auction is over, I promised I won’t kill you!”
…
“Bold, big, heart, fine, face, skin, and thick…?” Li Tianxing repeated the words twice silently, then looked over at Hong Dali with an increasingly serious look in his eyes.
Danger! He felt a sense of great danger!
Hong Dali was definitely skillful! Without taking into account his status, the fact that he was able to say things like that, as well as the speed at which he became the center of attention, made Li Tianxing, who had always led a privileged life, edgy.
It was true that Galaxy Aristocrats were not allowed to marry outside of their race, but there were exceptions to everything. There had been cases when Galaxy Aristocrat females had fallen in love with males from other races! Jiang Qianxue’s stand right now showed that, although she was not in love with Hong Dali, she was closer to him than to anyone else. If she really fell in love with him…
That must not happen! No matter what!
Li Tianxing thought to himself, “No, Hong Dali must not be allowed near Qianxue again. Hong Dali may be a prodigal, but he has a glib tongue. Women are weak against sweet talkers. Jiang Qianxue may not be one of those, but I have to take precautions just in case. I must bring Hong Dali’s arrogance down a notch! Yes, if I do it too obviously, Qianxue may object, but…”
He calmly thought about it and remembered the woman Tianzong had come with. He called for the guard and issued some instructions in a low voice, then the guard left.
The guard had just left when Yin Tianzong walked over from the Honorary Aristocrat Area and saw Li Tianxing. He immediately went “eh”, and turned aside to avoid him while muttering under his breath, “What has brought the big ice cube here? No wonder it’s so cold here.”
