Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Thinking up to this point, Hong Dali hurriedly waved over a lackey. “Li Yang, what is the best phone on the market currently?”
“Smartphone?” Li Yang thought for a while and said, “The smartphone designed for the masses should be the Pear Phone, I think? The one that has a bite on it. Currently, the market price for it is 2,500 yuan and is considered to be the best phone for the masses. If you want something even better, you will have to tailor make it, like the phone you are using now, Young Master. Young Master, you want to change your smartphone?”
Hearing Hong Dali ask about smartphones, Li Nianwei was a bit curious too.
“Ah, haha, I just feel like squandering.” Hong Dali laughed loudly and said, “Li Yang, go and help me buy… Yup, buy a hundred Pear Phones. I thought of a new idea to squander today!”
Li Yang left in bewilderment. While walking, he thought, Young Master thought of another new idea to squander today. I wonder what this new idea is. Buy a hundred Pear Phones? This item… Forget it, I shan’t be bothered about it anymore. Young Master is a godly person, his wisdom isn’t something that we lackeys can fathom!
Li Nianwei curiously asked, “Young Master, this idea of yours… Do you need our help?”
“Er…” He couldn’t let anyone see what he was going to do, so Hong Dali decisively shook his head. “Ah, no need, no need. I’m just going to try out something, the rest of you just go and do your own stuff. Oh right, Sister Nianwei, when Hatsune Miku is created, how about opening a concert for you and Chuyin? Thinking about it, I haven’t opened a concert in a very long time, hehe.”
“Sure!” Upon hearing that she could do a concert again, especially that this time it was with Hatsune Miku, even with Li Nianwei’s indifferent character, she was still excited. “That will be great. By that time, the concert will definitely be very lively.”
“That’s for sure. Previously, I was thinking that it wasn’t worth your time joining those small competitions and such. Once Hatsune Miku is created, the masses will definitely be astonished! Haha!” Hong Dali’s eyes were full of expectation. Hatsune Miku, coupled with the goddess-level singer Li Nianwei, hehe…
“Then, I shall thank you first, Young Master.” Li Nianwei smiled and said.
The two of them waited for a while more. After 10 minutes or so, Li Yang came back carrying a large boxboard and panting heavily. “Young Master, I have bought back the Pear Phones you asked for. Puff… Puff… I wiped out the storage of three Pear Phone shops in the vicinity. Now, there isn’t a single Pear Phone left to be found nearby, only their packaging is left.”
“Good job!” Hong Dali delightedly said, “Reward, 10,000!”
“Thank you, Master!” Li Yang decisively bowed and thanked him.
“Haha, I shall go and tinker with it now.” Hong Dali carried the boxboard into an individual small office. As he walked, he said, “Sister Nianwei, go and play with them first.”
“OK, Young Master.”
Upon entering the room, Hong Dali pulled down the curtains and locked the door. Then, he excitedly took out all of the smartphones in the box.
It wasn’t an easy task to take out a hundred smartphones. He only completed it after a whole 10 minutes or so. Hong Dali wiped away his sweat. “I shall use these phones to test how my skill actually works.”
Saying so, he picked one of the phones and walked to an empty area. Then, he silently said, “Breakdown!”
Speaking of which, it was really amazing. Under his watchful eyes, the phone in his hand floated in the air just like that. Then, with a Shua sound, it became a pile of spare parts. And in his hand, a black phone screen quietly lay there!
At the same time, the System interface in Hong Dali’s mind also provided a caption for this screen—
“Perfect-grade smartphone screen. Special extra ability: Pressure resistant. It can easily withstand two tons of pressure and not suffer any damage.”
What… What the heck, what kind of strong ability is this!
Just such a smartphone screen can actually withstand two tons of pressure smashing on it!
“This is good.” Hong Dali laughed loudly. “From now on, my smartphone doesn’t need any more screen protectors! Brouhaha!”
This ability is definitely very useful! Very useful indeed!
Let’s continue!
PA! Another phone was broken down, this time it was a motherboard that remained. The System gave its caption again—
“Perfect-grade smartphone motherboard. Special extra ability: Water resistant. Even if it’s in the process of charging and thrown into the water, nothing will happen to it.”
Oh, hehe, this is awesome too. Smartphones are most afraid of being dropped onto the floor and into the water. With this water resistance, what do I still need to be afraid of… However, this ability feels quite average. The one I am using now is already waterproof—let’s continue to breakdown!
PA! Another motherboard!
This time, the extra ability was awesome: “Super strong reception. It can receive satellite signals from anywhere in the world, no matter if there is interference or not.”
Brouhaha! This one is better than the one just now! This ability is very useful. From now on, I don’t need to be afraid if there’s no reception in the elevators anymore, hahaha!
Looks like I did the right thing in picking this skill. Hahaha, this skill is really too awesome!
Hong Dali was overjoyed and continued to breakdown the smartphones— PA! It was a battery this time!
“Perfect-grade smartphone battery. Special extra ability: Super battery. It can better absorb and keep the electricity charged inside. Its battery capacity is five times that of a normal phone, and it will also never be damaged.”
What the heck! What the heck!! What the heck!!!
Hong Dali’s eyeballs almost popped out from staring at it!
This extra attribute is totally invincible! From now on, I will not need to be afraid that my smartphone will run out of battery anymore when I am reading novels in class! Five times the capacity of a normal battery! Brouhahahahaha! This time, I can read the novels anyway I like. I can read it from morning till night and don’t have to worry that it will run out of battery!
This time, I will not just read novels, I will listen to songs too, I will watch videos too, I will even play games on it too! Didn’t Liu Mingxin give me a Chess Cards account with unlimited game coins in it? This time, I’m going to play those games that will lose a billion coins with a bet of 100 million coins! I will lose from morning till night!
Hong Dali was overjoyed and continued to breakdown the smartphones!
After that, the items were all roughly the same types. Basically, they had all kinds of awesome abilities. After he broke down all the hundred smartphones, in the end, Hong Dali took out his limited edition smartphone that cost over a hundred thousand yuan and broke it down!
PA! Unexpectedly, the item that was less left this time was the outer cover of the smartphone. He thought that it would be a motherboard or a battery…
However, when Hong Dali saw the caption for the cover, he was instantly astonished!
“Perfect-grade smartphone outer cover. Special extra ability: Water resistant, super pressure resistant, a nouveau riche appearance.”
“Water resistant: Can be used normally in the water without fear of battery discharge or damage to the interior components.”
“Super pressure resistant: It can sustain the pressure of 50 tons and not be damaged, there will not even be a scratch on it.”
“Nouveau riche appearance: The entire phone body is the luxurious and kind nouveau riche golden color, extremely beautiful and artistic.”
OK, looks like the third extra ability is purely to fill in the numbers—but I like it!
Now that I have this nouveau riche appearance outer cover, combined with all those awesome extra attributes… Next time, if anyone dares to offend me, I will just use this smartphone as a brick to smash him! And I will definitely not need to worry that there will be damage to the smartphone!
After all the phones were broken down, Hong Dali chose meticulously and obtained the following perfect-grade spare parts:
One perfect-grade motherboard, extra attribute: Super reception, able to receive satellite reception from any place.
One perfect-grade screen, extra attribute: Super pressure resistant, able to withstand 50 tons of pressure(this one is better than the first one).
One perfect-grade battery, extra attribute: Super battery, have a battery capacity that is five times that of a normal smartphone battery.
One perfect-grade outer cover and a perfect-grade camera, extra attribute: Super electric eye, 80 million pixels.
Having these perfect-grade parts, Hong Dali couldn’t bear to wait anymore. He placed all of the parts on his hand. “Machine assemble!”
Thus, all of these parts flew up and gathered in the air. With a PA sound, a super cool nouveau riche golden streamlined smartphone came into existence.
This nouveau riche golden smartphone was practically the fighter jet amongst smartphones. The whole smartphone body was as big as a palm, a super big screen that was 5.8 inches and had the most incredible parts out of all the smartphones that he broke down. Even the pickiest person wouldn’t be able to find a single fault on this phone!
And when Hong Dali saw the caption for this smartphone from the System, he was totally astonished!
“Perfect-grade smartphone: All of the parts are perfect-grade. When combined, the performance increased again. It now also has a super-large interior memory capacity of 2,048 GB, and also a surround stereo sound speaker.”
Actually, this wasn’t much, just that the performance was enhanced. What caused Hong Dali to be surprised was the next factor.
“This smartphone can undergo a second transformation, one more independent perfect-grade part can be attached to it.”
This condition is very awesome!
It can attach another independent perfect-grade part to it!
That means to say that if I have a better part next time, I can just install it on this smartphone!
That means, this smartphone can still be upgraded! What shall I put on it next time? A lighter? A nail-cutter? An electronic scale?
Speaking of which, such a gorgeous phone suddenly shooting out a small fire after aPA sound, that will be very cool, won’t it!
Brouhaha! I shan’t care so much anymore, this item is enough for me. Next time, if there is something good, then I will just install it on this smartphone!
Now that Hong Dali had already gotten this super awesome and majestic smartphone, his mood was super good.
He then casually assembled a few more perfect-grade smartphones. As for the remaining spare parts… Hong Dali randomly picked one up to have a look. The caption that the System gave was: “A damaged spare part. A normal spare part that was left after being broken down. Can’t be used.”
Oh, so it’s considered damaged. Rubbish, just throw them all away!
Speaking of which, there were only four to five types of important components for a smartphone. Hong Dali gathered all of the remaining perfect-grade parts together and assembled another 20 or so perfect-grade smartphones. Then, he brought them out of the room and shouted, “Sister Nianwei, Sister Xiaoyi, come and collect your phones! Haha!”
