Chapter 1034: Asking For Direction
Translator: RITF_Rain Editor: Chrissy
Han Bingxue couldn’t see Erhuo’s eyes, but he could feel that in the dense fog, Erhuo was staring at him with eyes full of disdain.
“Meow…” Erhuo humphed. ‘This Han Bingxue boy is truly a retard! Can you truly protect my master? Are you overestimating yourself? Do you think they are our enemies? They are my underlings! Look at you, nervous like hell. And they say you are famous… Pah!’ That was what Erhuo meant.
“Boss, what did it say? Is it speaking ill of me?” Han Bingxue asked discontentedly.
Stupid or not, he was sensitive to such a feeling, so he asked!
Ye Xiao tried not to laugh and he said, “You think too much. It just wants to exchange names with you. From now on, the cat is Han Bingxue and you are Erhuo [1]. I think it is a good idea. Look at its white hair. It is white like snow, clearer than snow. It won’t disgrace your name. Its name Erhuo suits you perfectly too. Don’t you think?”
“Fxck!” Han Bingxue was so angry.
[Damn you! Your cat is bullying me! You as its master is bullying me too! You think you are great because you are the boss?]
[Fine. You are great. But you can’t bully people like this!]
Suddenly, a blood-stench swept over with fierceness. A huge being had come near in a short time. Although they couldn’t see the face of the animal, and couldn’t tell what kind of beast it was, they could feel that it was huge like a mountain.
It was like a mountain with murderous qi.
It felt like that.
Ye Xiao didn’t care much. He just stood there with his arms crossed on the chest, waiting for the next move. He naturally understood what was going on.
Erhuo was making a weak and gentle voice, “Meow? Meow? Meow ah?”
The unknown fierce beast answered, “Ohhh… Roar… Hoh… Ah.”
Erhuo, “Meow? Meow, meow?”
The beast, “Oh, wow, wow…”
“Meow.”
“Aw…”
“Meowm meow…”
“Aw ohm oh…”
Then they finished talking. The beast was slowly moving backward and said, “Wow, oh, oh?”
“Meow!”
– Shoot! –
It was the blood-stench again…
That beast suddenly disappeared at an unbelievable speed. If they could see it, they would see a huge white tiger, which was over a thousand feet tall, with all its body soaked with sweat…
It wasn’t sweating because of tiredness… It was sweating because of fear…
[Holy heavens! That scared the shxt out of me!]
Han Bingxue widely opened his eyes. Although he heard what they were talking, he didn’t understand a word. “Is it… talking to that beast?”
Ye Xiao said, “It is not you talking to the beast, apparently.”
Han Bingxue was curious, “What did Erhuo say? Do you know, Boss?”
Ye Xiao said, “Nothing serious. It’s just asking for directions. Do you need me to translate for you?”
Han Bingxue was even more curious, “You know cat language? Come on! Show me!”
Ye Xiao was pleased. He said, “Somebody! Come! I need a direction!”
Han Bingxue was stunned. “What? Boss? Who are you talking to?”
Ye Xiao stared at him and shouted, “What do you mean who I am talking to? I am translating Erhuo’s words. That is what it said first! It’s calling for somebody! Don’t make any stupid guess again, will you?”
Han Binguxe staggered. He nearly fell down to the floor, speaking with a twisted face, “Fine. I get it. That’s domineering! Quite domineering! What next?”
Ye Xiao smiled and said, “Second? Forget it. Let me just go through all of it. Listen carefully and don’t interrupt. What Erhuo said after the first was ‘Where is the way? Where should I go?’ And then the beast said ‘way to where?’ Erhuo said ‘to the fourth layer.’ The beast, ‘Just right ahead of you. Take a turn there and you will smell something nice. When you do, you turn right. That is where you are going.’ Erhuo went on asking, ‘How far is it? Tell me more!’ The beast, ‘About three hundred miles. Not very far.’ Erhuo said, ‘You d*ckhead! Why are you as stupid as this man beside me? Three hundred miles and you think it is not far?’ The beast seemed ashamed, ‘I am wrong. You are right. You are absolutely right.'”
Ye Xiao hadn’t finished yet, but Han Bingxue was already astonished. Han Bingxue gritted his teeth and asked, “What next then?”
“Then Erhuo said ‘Ok.’ The beast answered, ‘Great!’ Then the beast left, ‘Can I go now, boss?’ Erhuo said, ‘Piss the fxck off. You are more annoying than Han Bingxue. Such a d*ck…’ The beast seemed happy and it said, ‘Luckily, I am not Han Bingxue. Just give me a word and I will smash Han Bingxue into a piece of shxt.’ Erhuo said, ‘Get away! Do not make me sick. A Han Bingxue is enough to make me look stupid. With you, do you think I still have a second of relief? Just go away!’ So the beast just left… happily…”
He finished the whole story, nodded, and said, “That’s it. Any questions? Anything you don’t understand?”
Han Bingxue gritted his teeth and spoke with a pale face, “No! I understand all! I never knew that you not only know cat language, but also the spiritual beast language… Now I realize you are already such an advanced person who is like some rare special spiritual beasts…”
Ye Xiao spoke with a smile, “That’s flattering. I will remember your word. I will keep it in mind. I know for you, who are even worse than animals, this is quite a strike in the head. Just take your time and accept it.”
Han Bingxue looked upset and started to sigh.
[This is getting even harder.]
[Boss is better and better at humiliating people.]
[The two beasts shouted at each other for some reason and then he actually made up a story to humiliate me out of it…]
[How brilliant!]
[I never noticed he had such talent. People change when time passes. That’s so typical!]
In fact, even though Ye Xiao didn’t translate the conversation in a nice way, he didn’t lie about even one word. He didn’t even exaggerate it.
Erhuo did say those words.
The white tiger did say those words too… It was all real…
Erhuo finally got the right direction. It didn’t hesitate, just ran out to it.
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[1] Erhuo(二货) means fool in Chinese.
