While Li Yundong and Su Chan were busy flirting with each other, a cold snort reminded them that Ruan Hongling was right next to them.
Su Chan stiffened in Li Yundong’s arms like a frightened deer. After a long while, she recovered from the shock and stuck out her tongue at Li Yundong, saying playfully, “This is all your fault! I feel so embarrassed now!”
Li Yundong chuckled and muttered to Su Chan, “You were being too noisy.”
Su Chan gently punched Li Yundong in the chest and said teasingly, “You’re so naughty. It’s you who was shouting too loudly.”
Li Yundong felt aggrieved and complained loudly, “It was your caressing that made me noisy, okay?”
Su Chan retorted with shame and vexation, “You were asking for it!”
She angrily burrowed into Li Yundong’s arms, grabbing and biting at him. “Stop accusing me! Or I’ll never play with you again.”
Li Yundong burst out laughing and covered Su Chan’s mouth. “Hush, keep your voice down, or we’ll get scolded.”
Only then did Su Chan stop to make her grand retort. She conducted herself like a general who had won the battle and was returning to his court. “Humph, I’ll let you off! By the way, you’d better practice the 64th formula of masturbation well by yourself!” She smiled cunningly and said with a chuckle, “I’d better not practice it with you, or you’ll blame me for the noise.”
Li Yundong’s heart swelled with gloom. He thought to himself, “Why does someone have to ruin everything every time? Will I have to get my fortune told in advance next time? This is simply too much!”
Li Yundong fell back on the bed with a long sigh. Su Chan got up with a smile and covered Li Yundong’s body with a quilt. She curled her lips up into a charming arc and said, “Yundong, I’m going back now!”
Li Yundong’s expression was one of sadness. “What? You want to just walk away now? How could you leave me alone? Are you going to abandon me?”
Su Chan giggled, “I just sneaked out of the house, so now I must go back!” After that, she leaned down to kiss Li Yundong’s forehead and said softly, “Honey, I will treat you well for the rest of my life. I will never abandon you!”
Li Yundong quivered. “You have to keep your promise!”
Li Yundong had always maintained a commanding presence. This was the first time Su Chan had seen him acting like this. She immediately burst out laughing and felt very happy because she knew that he truly cared for her. Her heart was almost softened by joy and it made her want to stay.
But after a moment’s thought, she chose to leave anyway. She walked to the door and said in a low voice, “Honey, I’m leaving now. I will miss you!”
Li Yundong blinked at her and said, “Oh, I will miss you too.”
Su Chan opened the door and blew a kiss to Li Yundong, her eyes full of charm. She giggled, then turned around and walked away, leaving nothing to Li Yundong but her alluring fragrance and sweet voice drifting through the house.
Li Yundong stared at the departing figure of Su Chan. After a long time, he chuckled, then waved his hand and closed the door. He rested his head on his arms and looked at the ceiling, as if there was a twinkle and the smile of his little lover on it. He couldn’t help showing a gentle smile.
When he came back from using his Yin Spirit, he felt that the Fox Zen School was in a pretty bad and dangerous place right now. However, he also felt that the world was truly beautiful. It seemed that as long as Su Chan was by his side, all kinds of intrigues and mysterious enemies were not even worth bothering about. Even if the world came to an end, Li Yundong would not feel flustered at all.
“What’s there to be afraid of? If worse comes to worst, we’ll roll with the punches! If anyone wants to hurt the Fox Zen School, I’ll destroy their sects! Hmph… However, I’d better hurry up and find a place for these gorgeous beauties to live. Otherwise, I’ll collapse cooking so much food for them every day.”
Li Yundong thought about this and slowly fell asleep, awakening at the first light of the next day.
Li Yundong got up, opened the door, and found Ruan Hongling practicing Wuqinxi on the balcony. She was a rare beauty with a graceful figure. At this time, she was wearing a close-fitting tracksuit, making her look even more attractive.
Ruan Hongling heard him moving and turned back to see Li Yundong. She immediately snorted and said sarcastically, “Did you sleep well last night, Zhenren Li?”
Li Yundong felt very embarrassed as he murmured, “Honestly, you just had to mention that, didn’t you?”
He then lifted his head and said with a hollow smile. “What a nice day!”
Ruan Hongling snorted. “If sister Zi Yuan finds out that you were doing that in her bed…”
Fear gripped Li Yundong and he hurriedly bowed to her. He smiled apologetically and said, “Zhenren Hongling, I believe that you are a righteous girl and you will never betray me. Isn’t that right?”
This was the first time Ruan Hongling had gained the upper hand when quarrelling with Li Yundong, and it was also very surprising for her to meet Li Yundong, who was taking the initiative to show weakness. She felt proud and couldn’t help but lift the corners of her mouth, but soon she put on a straight face and raised her chin high. “Hum, that depends on me!”
Li Yundong sighed and said seriously, “Since you didn’t want to let me off, I guess I’ll have to tell the others that Ruan Hongling Zhenren, a disciple of the Linggong Sect of Zhengyi School, eavesdropped from the corner of the wall last night. If such a scandal spreads, you can imagine the huge sensation that will be brought about.”
Ruan Hongling was furious and stamped her feet, shouting with anger, “I didn’t listen at the corner of the wall all night, I just heard it for a short while, okay?”
Li Yundong laughed and clapped his hands. “So, you admit that you did it? Haha!”
Ruan Hongling was so mad that she yelled, “How dare you slander me like this! It’s you guys who were so noisy that I couldn’t help but hear it!”
Li Yundong put his palms together, looking like an enlightened monk, and solemnly said, “Amitabha. The external relationship is Zen, and the internal chaos is settled. The external appearance is a form of chaos, the inner heart is a form of chaos, and the external is a form of separation, a form of self-consciousness, which is only for the view of the world. The thought of the realm is chaos. If one is calm in the face of the various realms, that is Zhen Ding. Ruan Hongling Zhenren, your cultivation quotient is not high enough!”
Hearing Li Yundong put the blame on her and say that she didn’t have enough concentration, she was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and said loudly, “You are using the ‘Surangama Sutra’ to criticize me? And bullying our Taoist people who haven’t read the Buddhist Scriptures? Let me tell you, I read all of the classics of Buddhism and Taoism at the age of fifteen! Are you going to have a debate with me today?”
Li Yundong laughed loudly. Just as he was about to speak, the Immortal figure of Zi Yuan suddenly flashed and appeared on the balcony. She looked at them in confusion and asked, “Who wants to have a debate? Why are you arguing so early in the morning?”
The Buddhists liked to play zen and debate the contents of the Buddhist doctrine with others, which was called Biannan on Buddhism. When Zi Yuan asked, Li Yundong immediately smiled and said, “I’m just playing a joke on Hongling.” As he said that, he winked at Ruan Hongling and said, “Isn’t that right, Hongling?”
Ruan Hongling was so angry that she open her mouth, but just as she was about to retort, she suddenly thought of something. “Oh, no, this guy is incredibly shameless. When the matter gets out, he won’t even be influenced at all. However, my reputation will be ruined by him. No, I can’t allow myself to become a dog in the manger.”
Ruan Hongling glared at Li Yundong angrily, then snorted and turned her face away.
Zi Yuan looked at her in confusion, then turned back to Li Yundong and curiously asked, “What’s wrong with you guys? Why are you arguing so early in the morning?”
Li Yundong quickly changed the topic instead of answering her. “By the way, have those little foxes woken up?”
“They woke up before dawn. Everyone knows that you’re going to take them out to see the house tomorrow, so they’re all waiting for you,” Zi Yuan said, smiling.
Li Yundong couldn’t help but show a bitter smile, “I didn’t say that I would take them all out to look for the house. If so many fox spirits go out, it will cause chaos in the human world.”
Zi Yuan smiled and said, “You’ve made your bed, now you must lie in it. Other than the Mystical Silver Foxes, all the Sect Leaders of the Fox Zen School firmly controlled their own sects. They were all afraid that these fox spirits would run about and cause chaos in the human world. You, on the contrary, directly set all of them free, releasing them from the mountain!”
Li Yundong looked at Zi Yuan with a strange expression. “I think that you’re mocking me? Am I right?”
Zi Yuan pursed her lips and burst into laughter. “How would you know? Is it so obvious? However, I really want to know one thing. Zhenren Li, how will you deal with this group of fox spirits?”
As soon as she finished her words, they heard the screams of the little foxes waiting outside: “Leader, get up! Leader, get up!”
These fox spirits all had crisp and tender voices. Their shouts were like a flock of birds singing together, and Li Yundong suddenly felt a headache coming on. Ruan Hongling gloated and said mockingly, “Li Yundong, ha, Li Yundong, you deserve it!”
This time, it was Li Yundong’s turn to glare at her. He turned around and walked out to the balcony. Before people in the community could stretch out their heads to see what was going on, he quickly jumped to the balcony. As soon as he landed, he saw the little foxes kneeling neatly on the carpet, ready to call him one by one. But when they saw that he had come back, they immediately closed their mouths and looked at him obediently.
Li Yundong pretended to be angry and said, “Why have you stopped shouting? Why don’t you shout even more loudly? Go on, keep hollering!”
These foxes looked at each other and stuck out their cute red tongues. Then, they all turned their heads and looked behind themselves. Li Yundong also looked back and saw a person hiding behind the foxes, standing with her head stuck out, looking around and rolling her eyes. When the person saw Li Yundong looking over, she found that she couldn’t hide anymore. Then, she grinned and stepped out. Li Yundong looked back and found that the person was very attractive. Apparently, it was Su Chan.
“Are you the ringleader?” Li Yundong asked angrily.
Seeing that Li Yundong was enraged, Su Chan hurriedly walked over with her head down and pretended to be sincere. She said pitifully, “Leader, I, I won’t dare to do it again.” Then, she took advantage of the fact that she had her back to the group of foxes and mouthed quietly, “I saw Zi Yuan go there. I was afraid that she would find something out, so I called you over quickly.”
Li Yundong was suddenly enlightened. “This girl is really a fox spirit. She’s so cunning! But the charade has to go on, otherwise how will I be able to lead this team in the future?”
Li Yundong deliberately put on a straight face and said, “Forget it. Your punishment is to do the laundry for me for a month!”
Hearing this, Su Chan pulled a sad, surprised face. “Ah?”
But when the other foxes heard this, they all couldn’t help thinking, “What kind of punishment is this? This is love!”
They couldn’t bear it anymore. They got up one after another and began shouting to Li Yundong, “Please punish us too, Leader!”
“Leader, I’ll help you wash your pants!”
“Leader, let me wash your socks!”
There was also a good-looking little fox who said in a weak voice, “Leader, let me wash your underwear for you…”
Someone who had been too late to speak and could see that everything of Li Yundong’s had already been claimed for cleaning by others spoke up tentatively to ask, “Leader, shall I bathe you?”
These little foxes were all extremely beautiful and their voices were so gentle that even an iron man would become soft in the face of them. Li Yundong was speechless. He thought to himself, “God! Although I have a strong will, I can’t resist the temptation of so many fox spirits!”
Li Yundong reproached him with a righteous look, “Stop! How dare you make fun of the head of the sect early in the morning!”
To one side, Cao Yi also said scoldingly, “Nonsense! Is this the first time you guys are seeing a man? Are you all so horny?”
Li Yundong was just about to respond to her loudly when suddenly he felt that there was something wrong with this sentence. “Horny? What does that mean? Am I that unattractive? Cao Yi seems to be a very calm person in daily life, how can she sometimes be so stupid?”
Li Yundong felt depressed in his heart. Fortunately, Cao Yi’s next words were sensible. “Go and do your own things. Let your leader wash up! We will be ready to go out later!”
Li Yundong thought in his heart, “I didn’t say that I would take them out with me. Could it be that Su Chan told them?”
He suddenly cast a glance at Su Chan. Sure enough, she had a guilty look on her face. When she noticed him looking at her, she quickly averted her eyes.
Li Yundong snorted and went to the bathroom. Su Chan was smart enough to rush ahead of him and say loudly, “Leader, allow me to squeeze the toothpaste for you!”
The rest of the foxes sighed one after another. “Oh my! I missed such a good chance to suck up to Leader. Senior sister Su Chan is really the one who is closest to him now. I’m so jealous!”
Li Yundong went into the bathroom. Seeing Su Chan smiling and handing over the toothbrush that had had toothpaste squeezed onto it, Li Yundong glared at her and said, “Silly girl, why did you ask them to go out with me? Don’t you think this is all a big mess?”
Su Chan grinned cheekily and said, “You are so stupid. We’re finding a house for them! Not for you! If you don’t let them go, what will you do if they are unsatisfied and make trouble for you? Wouldn’t it bother you?”
Li Yundong laughed and said accusingly, “You are so smart! I guess it was you that wanted to go by yourself, but you’re afraid that others will disagree with it, so you faked my order and encouraged them to go together!”
Su Chan’s eyes were wide open, and her face was full of amazement. “Leader, your have seen right through me! I really can’t hide anything from you! You’re too brilliant!”
Li Yundong glared at her and said, “Silly girl, don’t do this again!” After that, he suddenly turned to look more closely at her and said, “Hey, do you mind clearing out of here? How can I take a dump if you’re right there?”
Su Chan covered her face with her hands and squealed with a smile, “Oh God, I don’t want to see it. It’s so hairy!”
Li Yundong laughed loudly. When he had finished his ablutions and walked into the living room, he suddenly found that not only were all of the people of the Fox Zen School dressed neatly waiting for him, but also Zhou Qin and Su Chan were dressed in gorgeous clothes as if they were competing in fashion and beauty. Even Zi Yuan and Ruan Hongling were standing in the living room and looking at him.
Li Yundong was stunned and stuttered, “What… what are you all doing now?”
Su Chan answered with a smile, “Leader, we’re all waiting for you!”
“Zi Yuan, you’re going too?” Li Yundong asked in surprise.
Zi Yuan smiled slightly, nodding as she said, “If you have time today, why don’t we go and take a look at the shop together? Besides, you can’t let all the disciples of the Fox Zen School live in the same place, and you lived in a different place by yourself. If something happens, how can you protect them? Let’s find a house to live in together.”
Li Yundong smiled bitterly. “You’re right! Okay, let’s go together!”
As soon as he had finished his words, the little foxes looking at him with eager eyes suddenly cheered. They opened the door and ran out like a swarm of agitated bees. They all whooped and jumped, baring their fangs and brandishing their claws to the outside world.
“D*mn it, this is simply a group of spirits fresh from the mountain. It’s as if a host of demons is dancing in riotus revelry!” An ominous idea suddenly flashed through Li Yundong’s heart. “These guys will not tear down Tiannann City, will they?”
