The two cuddled together, listening to each other’s heartbeat and breathing over each other. After a long while, Li Yundong suddenly smiled and whispered, “My little girl, we haven’t been so intimate for a long time.”
Su Chan smiled sweetly and said softly, “Yes, and we haven’t kissed each other in a long time either!”
Li Yundong couldn’t help smiling. “Then let’s have a kiss?”
Without a second thought, Su Chan inched towards Li Yundong and gave him a hard kiss on the cheek, making a loud, wet sound as she did so. Then, she drew back her head and giggled.
Li Yundong pretended to be dissatisfied as he complained, “No, no! You can’t just kiss my cheek. That is the behavior of a child. You should kiss somewhere else, you know.”
Su Chan’s petite face turned red, but during the dark night she was not afraid of being seen by Li Yundong. She asked with a giggle, “Then where should I kiss?”
Li Yundong smiled and pointed to his mouth, “Why, here of course!”
Su Chan rolled her eyes mischievously and said with a smile, “Then you must close your eyes!”
Li Yundong pretended to be angry, “Silly, it’s so dark here. Why should I close my eyes? If you don’t kiss me right now, I will be forced to kiss you hard. Hum, it’d be a serious felony to make me take the initiative to kiss you!”
Su Chan let out a cry and asked timidly, “What will the punishment be?”
Li Yundong laughed. “I’ll pull down your pants and spank you!”
Su Chan twisted her body restlessly and said with coquettishly, “No, you are so bad! You will break my butt!”
Li Yundong smiled evilly and ran his hand down Su Chan’s body. “Let me touch it. I really want to know how I could break it.”
Su Chan giggled and grabbed his hand. “Okay, okay. I will kiss you!” With that, she pursed her lips and kissed Li Yundong’s mouth like she was a chick pecking at rice.
Li Yundong wouldn’t allow her to get away so easily. He grabbed her and kissed her hard again and again.
At first, Su Chan still had the energy to giggle, but as Li Yundong’s tongue pried open her teeth, her smooth, beautiful body became like a stream of warm water, softly melting into Li Yundong’s arms. This little girl was kissed by Li Yundong again and again and she groaned as her breathing became heavier.
When their lips parted, the little girl wiped her wet mouth and giggled. “My mouth has gone numb! You are so naughty!”
Li Yundong laughed, “Little girl, in the past, when I asked you to give your virginity to me, you said that I hadn’t arrived at the Zhuji phase yet, so it might hurt me. Hah! Now I have achieved the Zhuji phase and become your leader. You’ve got to give it to me, don’t you?”
As he spoke, he reached his hands out to touch the girl’s soft chest.
The little girl laughed despite herself. She quickly covered her chest with her hands and shook her head like a rattle-drum, growing panicked. “You want to do it right here? No, no!”
Li Yundong felt differently. He grabbed the girl’s breasts and said with a devilish grin, “Don’t you want me? Are you sure you want me to stop?”
Su Chan struggled and said with a smile, “You’re truly evil!”
Li Yundong held the little girl in his arms, lightly nibbled her ears, and handled her with a smile. “Haven’t you heard this joke? Well, let me tell you. There was a beautiful girl who was often molested by others on a bus. Later, she told her mother what was going on. Her mother told her that when someone touched her upper body next time, she should shout ‘don’t!’, and when someone touched her lower body, she should shout ‘stop!’ When the girl heard this, she vowed to remember it. The next time she got on the bus, someone touched both her upper body and lower body at the same time, so the girl shouted, ‘Don’t stop!'”
Li Yundong chuckled and touched the girl’s most secret and precious place with his other hand. He asked with a laugh, “Are you also going to shout don’t stop?”
Hearing this, Su Chan pressed her chin tightly against her chest, lowered her head, and giggled. She said with a smile, “It’s you who said ‘don’t stop’, not me!”
Li Yundong burst out laughing. “Yes, madam, I will not stop!”
Only then did Su Chan realize that she had said something wrong. She hit her first against Li Yundong’s chest and scolded him with a smile, “You’re so bad! You only know how to take advantage of me! No, You can’t do this here!”
Li Yundong begged with a sad voice, “My little girl, I have been gone for a long time. Don’t you feel guilty about treating me like this?”
Su Chan leaned against Li Yundong and said imploringly, “Honey, of course I’m yours, but I really don’t want to do it here. This is Zhenren Zi Yuan’s room. I… I feel so embarrassed!”
Li Yundong’s face suddenly became serious. He pretended to be angry as he said, “Then why did you come here to seduce me!”
Su Chan giggled. “I didn’t! I’m just here to keep warm!”
Li Yundong said with a straight face, “You are warming up now, but what if no one puts out the fire in my body? What should I do?”
Su Chan was so shy that she covered her face with her hands and giggled. “Well what do you want me to do? I just don’t want to do that kind of thing here! I’m begging you, darling. I’ll give you anything you want.”
Li Yundong said with a dejected expression, “Those are just words. You won’t give me what I want most. Huh, you’re just fooling me!”
Su Chan buried her head in Li Yundong’s arms and said coquettishly, “Well, honey, be good! You’re in a cultivation-raising phase. You can’t break the Yuanyand’s primordial Yang body for me. It’s really a pity!”
Li Yundong couldn’t help but be shocked. “Last time you said that you would wait until I reached the Zhuji phase realm, and now you’re talking about this. Could it be that I can only look but not touch you for the rest of my life?”
Su Chan ran her fingers along Li Yundong’s cheek and said with a smile, “Shame on you. You’re the leader of a sect, but all you think about is dirty things. Shame on you!”
Li Yundong said seriously, “Nonsense, how can I be serious amongst a group of fox spirits?” He continued with a smile, “What’s more, the sages also said that lust and the desire for sex are just parts of human nature! It’s a romantic thing for men and women to enjoy. What is there to be ashamed of?”
Su Chan giggled and said in a muffled voice, “Sounds reasonable, but I don’t want to do it and I won’t change my mind. This is the room of Zi Yuan, and Ruan Hongling is still nextdoor. I don’t want to to do it here! Besides, now you’re so powerful, I can’t take advantage of your power to nourish my Yin. But what if we do it and you take away my Yin? Then I’ll be even weaker.”
Li Yundong let out a long sigh and said, “After all this talk, you’re still giving me a ‘no’. God, did you deliberately send such a spirit to punish me? Zhou Qin said that I must have sacrifice my previous lives’ happiness to cultivate a romance like this in this life, but I think that I must have been a playboy in my previous lives, so this time God has sent a spirit like you to torture me!”
Su Chan giggled when she heard that. She said, “Honey, Sexual Yoga is all about you plucking my power or me plucking yours. It’s very difficult for two people to pluck each other’s and then improve their skills together, unless…”
Li Yundong quickly asked, “Unless what?”
Su Chan rolled her eyes and said with a smile, “Unless we have similar powers, you can take the Yin Qi in my body for your own use, and I can take the Yang Qi in your body for my own use. This would be true Sexual Yoga. The way of balance is the best. Otherwise, one side’s weakness can lead to death. You should know that when the essence realm is opened, it will be the weakest moment for one person. If one is not careful, they will get possessed and be doomed eternally.
Li Yundong said with a sad face, “D*mn, is Sexual Yoga really that dangerous? Then when will your cultivation catch up with mine?”
Su Chan giggled. “That depends on how well you teach me!”
Li Yundong said bitterly, “How disturbing…” As he said this, he suddenly had an idea and added seriously, “Well, I’ll teach you a peerless kung fu move now!”
Su Chan faintly felt that Li Yundong’s words did not bode well, but she still pursed her lips and asked with a smile, “What kind of peerless kung fu?”
Li Yundong grabbed the little girl’s hand and moved it down to his crotch. He then said with a righteous face, “The 64th formula of masturbating!”
Su Chan withdrew her hand suddenly and blushed. She laughed so hard that she fell into Li Yundong’s arms. Breathless and still giggling, she said, “You’re so naughty. What kind of a magic skill is that?!”
Li Yundong said with a serious face, “Don’t look down on this kind of magic. This is a peerless magic skill for dealing with emergency situations. If you don’t learn this magic skill, I’m afraid that you won’t even be able to protect your virginity today!”
Seeing that Li Yundong was trying to frighten her with a straight face, Su Chan also pretended to be timid. She carefully reached out her hand and tentatively said, “In that case, I’ll have a try!”
Li Yundong saw that he had spent a lot of time talking and was finally getting somewhere with the girl. He burst out laughing and said, “Well, young people like you should be open to trying new things! As the saying goes, practice leads to true knowledge…”
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly took a deep breath. “Ah, stop! Do you think that you’re pulling up turnips!?”
Su Chan replied in a innocent voice, “Oh… then how should I do it? I don’t know. You teach me!”
Li Yundong sighed sadly. He raised his right hand and said to Su Chan, “Look, this is your Qianbei. The 64th formula of masturbation has already reached the ninth level. Quick, come and say hello to your Qianbei!”
Su Chan giggled and touched Li Yundong’s right palm, then said deliberately, “Ah, I pay my respects to you, Qianbei. Ah, you have so many calluses on your face!”
Li Yundong was furious. “You little brat, how can there be calluses! How can there be any calluses on a person’s face!”
Su Chan laughed so hard that she almost couldn’t breathe. She responded with a smile, “Well, there actually aren’t any calluses. It’s so fair and clear!”
Li Yundong snorted and raised his right hand, acting like some sort of god. “That’s more like it. I can’t believe that you didn’t respect a wise old man! Hurry up and kowtow to the pioneer three times!”
Su Chan was born to be good-humored, and she had happened to meet Li Yundong, who was also a jokester. She laughed so hard that her eyes curved into crescent moons. She then sat up seriously and kowtowed three times to Li Yundong’s right hand.
After Su Chan had kowtowed, she looked at Li Yundong with blinking, orb-like eyes and said, “That’s it!”
Li Yundong pretended to be displeased. “There was no sound at all. You’ve not been pious enough!”
Su Chan said with a look of grievance, “We’re on the bed. How can I make noise by kowtowing?”
Li Yundong snorted and turned his head away. “Don’t ask me!”
Su Chan thought for a while, then giggled suddenly and kowtowed again. Every time she kowtowed, she would make a tapping sound with her own mouth. Li Yundong almost laughed when he heard that. He glared at her and said, “Providing the sound yourself? Do you think you’re dubbing for a television series?”
Su Chan threw herself into Li Yundong’s arms and acted coquettishly. “Come on, my dear, I’ve already acknowledged you as my master. Don’t make things difficult for me!” Then her eyes suddenly fell on Li Yundong’s left hand. She couldn’t help but ask, “By the way, your right hand has cultivated the 64th formula of masturbating to the ninth level, but what about your left hand?”
Li Yundong was stunned, but he quickly said, “My left hand is your master’s wife, and she has been busy practicing another set of magic skills!”
Su Chan grinned and asked, “And what kind of magic skill might that be?”
Li Yundong snorted and replied, “Your master’s wife has been cultivating the irresistible caress! If you don’t believe me, why don’t you let her try it out on you?” After saying that, he wiggled the fingers of his left hand, full of malicious intent. He looked at Su Chan’s alluring body and grinned wickedly.
Su Chan hurriedly hugged Li Yundong’s right hand and said, “I’ll practice the 64th Formula of masturbating.”
Li Yundong smiled as if his trick had succeeded. He said with a smile, “Then hurry up and cultivate it now!”
Su Chan replied in a weak voice, “Fine, but don’t blame me if I can’t do it right!” She stretched out her hand to Li Yundong.
Li Yundong closed his eyes, his expression one of ecstacy. After a while, he opened his eyes again and looked at Su Chan helplessly. “Are you playing a lute or something? Could you use a little more strength?”
“Oh…”
“Hey, be gentle, are you kneading dough?”
“Oh…”
“Hey, do you think you’re chopping firewood?”
“Oh…”
After a long time, Su Chan finally seemed to get the hang of it and Li Yundong began to feel comfortable. He took a deep breath and whispered, “Oh baby, don’t stop.”
Su Chan raised her head and blinked at Li Yundong. This little girl’s face looked particularly charming under the moonlight. Her eyes were as soft as silk, and the corners of her eyes were curving up, making her look indescribably attractive.
Li Yundong couldn’t help but hold the girl and kiss her passionately. Their mouths seemed to meld and become one. When Li Yundong was ready to come, they suddenly heard a sneer. “Humph!”
The thunderous voice made Li Yundong and Su Chan jump up in shock, and the lust in them faded away at once.
