“You, you, you…” Dong Xiaoye’s pretty face was instantly turned purple. She was so panicked that she couldn’t even say anything properly. But the more she wanted to jump away to get rid of me, the more her trousers would press my hand closer to her skin.
“Stop jumping! My hand got stuck!” Because Dong Xiaoye was still splitting her legs, the trousers were stretched extremely tightly. Coupled with her bouncing around, again and again, my hand was completely trapped inside. I couldn’t get it out at all.
Dong Xiaoye said fiercely: “If you dare touch me again, this old woman will definitely eat you!”
I threatened: “If you don’t stop jumping around, you will be the one that gets eaten!”
Chu Yuan and Dongfang were watching on the side. Not only was she embarrassed, but I also felt embarrassed too, alright? We were both very angry, and just when our argument got louder and louder, we heard the two girls exclaim at the same time.
It turned out that while Dong Xiaoye kept trying to jump away from me, we got closer and closer to the east wall. When the two little girls on the side screamed, Dong Xiaoye’s back hit the aluminum ladder leaning on the east wall. Because of the impact, she fell forward and hit the bridge of my nose with her forehead, causing me to fall back in a wave of dizziness. As I fell back, the lifted right leg of Dong Xiaoye finally regained freedom, but the two of us were still entangled together, so she screamed and fell with me.
A big human pressing on top of me while falling, you could imagine how hard and fierce the fall would be. Before I even had time to catch my breath, I saw that the slightly aluminum alloy ladder swayed twice and fell towards Dong Xiaoye’s back. Not only that, because of the falling ladder, it caused a chain of reaction, the bamboo sticks and thick cushions that were leaning on the wall behind the ladder also fell down due to the impact.
My face turned pale in shock. In spite of my internal organs tumbling in pain, I took a quick deep breath and instinctively rolled over to swap my position with Dong Xiaoye, protecting her underneath me. All I felt afterward was a sharp pain in the back of my head, followed by the heavy weight that crashed down on me like Mount Tai. We were completely buried alive by those thick cushions.
The weight was really heavy, but it was not to the point that we were not able to move. I lay on my stomach on top of Dong Xiaoye, and with only one elbow pressing against the mat next to Dong Xiaoye’s head, I was barely able to prop up my upper body. I was unable to use any force at all! And the reason for that was… My right paw was still caught between Dong Xiaoye’s legs!
This posture was really awkward!
“You… um…” Dong Xiaoye fell hard. She hasn’t realized what happened yet, and still wanted to scold me. But as soon as she turned her face, her lips were pressed against my face!
I also felt quite embarrassed, but I had a thick-skinned face. Enduring the pain of being hit by the ladder from the back, I jokingly said: “Xiaoye. I know it’s a special environment and a special situation, but you shouldn’t take advantage of me, right? My body is still pure…”
“Pooh!” Seeing that everything before her eyes turned dark, Dong Xiaoye immediately realized what had happened, but she still refused to admit defeat. I could almost feel the burning temperature of her little face. “Move your paw away!” She said embarrassedly.
“You grip it so tightly, how can I take it away? ! ” I moved my right hand unhappily, trying to take it out. Suddenly, I heard a soft moan from Dong Xiaoye. Only until this moment, did I suddenly realize that my thumb was pressing on top of a soft and warm area…
“You, don’t move!” Dong Xiaoye’s tone was very weird, like anger and fear. She hissed in a lower voice, “I will break it if you dare to move again!”
I already realized where I was touching. I felt embarrassed and amused. “Didn’t you want me to take my hand off? How can I remove my hand without moving? Spread your legs…”
Dong Xiaoye immediately said anxiously: “What do you want to do? ! ” Her voice trembled, full of horror.
I was dazed, and then realized that the words “spread the legs” were too easy to cause dirty and lascivious thoughts. I couldn’t help but chuckle: “You even have time to think about that? I want to pull my hand out, not push in!”
“You!” Dong Xiaoye was even more embarrassed, “Pervert!”
“Yes, I’m a pervert, but you also said it yourself that you wouldn’t blame me if your trousers were split open.” the damn ladder was still laying on the back of my head, the pain became more unbearable. “Besides, this elder brother has already warned you that this dress is not suitable for a duel, but you didn’t want to listen to me. So even if I am taking advantage of you deliberately, you still can’t blame me. You did this to yourself.”
“Nonsense! ! ” Dong Xiaoye said angrily. Feeling that my hand had stopped moving, she said, “I need to teach the children a safety lesson. How can I dress casually.”
It turned out that this was the reason, I shook my head and sighed: “Remember our bet? Xiaoye, if you lose, you have to say that you are my beloved elder brother ten times. Don’t worry, as an elder brother, I won’t take advantage of you.” I said righteously, but in the face of the warm and soft temptation, it was simply too tormented for my paws. Fortunately, my right arm blocked the little Chu Nan that was eager for some action. Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing.
“I lose?” Dong Xiaoye was taken aback. Then she just realized that she was now lying on the ground. “Chu Nan, you are so despicable, no wonder you want to keep me underneath…”
“Nonsense!” My left arm supporting my upper body started getting numb, and I could barely prevent my body from pressing onto the woman’s towering chest. The beads of sweat from my forehead slipped to the tip of my nose and dripped down. I tried my best not to show my pain and exhaustion in my voice and smiled bitterly: “It is a man’s nature to protect women. This is an instinctive reaction, a subconscious behavior. Do you think I want to do it? Actually, I’d really love you to be in this position instead of me.”
Before Dong Xiaoye could speak, we heard Chu Yuan shouted anxiously outside: “Elder Brother, are you okay? Hanging in there, we will remove the cushion immediately! ”
“Elder Brother Nan, you need to be a good man, and don’t take advantage of Elder Sister Dong!”
Dongfang Xiaoniang’s words made my face blush. God damn it, this bratty girl. We were just trying to distract ourselves from this. You made us think it again.
“We are okay. But Yuan Yuan, you need to hurry up. I don’t think I will be able to hold it for long…” My arm was sore and I was physically exhausted. When I spoke loudly, I could no longer conceal the tremor of my voice.
“Little Chu, are you…injured?”
I felt that the back of my head hurt a lot, but tried to conceal it: “No.”
“Don’t try to be brave, I can hear it. Were you hurt by the ladder?” Dong Xiaoye’s tone was a little anxious. She had already noticed my abnormality. Twisting her body, she tried to push everything on my back away. She even ignored that her movement would increase the friction between her private area and my paws. However, after a few tries, she could only say helplessly, “I can’t move my legs, the cushion is too heavy…”
“Then I can only try to endure it as much as I can,” my heart was throbbing, but I still tried to say it sternly: “Don’t worry, I won’t move my hands without your permission. I will definitely not take advantage of you, so you can rest assured.”
It was too dark, so I couldn’t see Dong Xiaoye’s expression. Only after a moment of silence, she said coldly: “Do you think that you are not taking advantage of me now?”
I chuckled, “It’s just an accident, I didn’t do it on purpose.”
“Yes, you didn’t do it on purpose.” Dong Xiaoye paused, and suddenly whimpered: “But I still feel that I got taken advantage of by you. You jerk! You have touched almost every part of my body! Today, even if I lose, it is still not over! If I don’t beat you to death, I will not give up.”
Clearly, Dong Xiaoye was angry, so I chose to stop provoking her any further.
“Why are you not talking?”
“What do you want me to say?” I smiled bitterly: “If I beg for mercy, will you let me go?”
“No!” Dong Xiaoye said simply: “I’m telling you, expect you, no one has dared to take advantage of me since I was young! ”
“So?”
“So…so…so…” Dong Xiaoye said many ‘so’ for a long time, but she didn’t know what to say next.
I couldn’t help a chuckle.
“Don’t laugh!” Dong Xiaoye hissed at me fiercely, then gritted her teeth and said, “You made me look like a fool in front of Yuan Yuan and Xiao Dongfang today. I’ll get my revenge sooner or later. If you let me have a fight with you again, and let me vent my anger, I will forgive you.”
After all, Sister Tigress still didn’t want to accept the fact of losing. I snickered lecherously, “Are you going to wear the same trousers again? Then I will be very happy to fight you.”
“Stop it! You Jerk! !”
Her shout was so loud that it startled Chu Yuan outside, “Elder Brother, what did you do to elder sister Dong! !”
I anxiously said: “Nothing!”
Dong Xiaoye whispered: “Nothing? Nothing my ass!”
I retorted embarrassingly: “You think I like it? !”
Fortunately, Chu Yuan couldn’t hear the two of us whispering. She simply responded, “oh”.
I didn’t know if she really believed it or not.
Then I heard Dongfang Lianren said loudly: “Elder Sister Dong, your phone is ringing. Someone is calling you, what should I do?”
Dong Xiaoye said loudly, “Yuan Yuan, Xiao Dongfang, hurry up and move those things away.”
When Chu Yuan and Dongfang heard that, they thought Dong Xiaoye was in a hurry to answer the call, so they hurriedly responded and carried on moving the things on top of me away.
When one of the cushions was finally moved away, my body suddenly felt a little lighter. After I propped up my body with my left arm, my waist and abdomen were finally able to exert force. When I arched my body, I quickly moved my hand out of her trousers before Dong Xiaoye was able to move her legs, causing Dong Xiaoye to let out a soft moan embarrassedly again.
Although it was unintentional, I had indeed done something that I shouldn’t have done to her, so I apologized: “I’m sorry.”
“If an apology is useful, why do we still need the police?”
I was speechless. Did she want to arrest me or what? Did she not know how it happened? She needed to at least take half of the responsibility, right? I was so angry to a point that I didn’t want to talk to her. It took a long time before I heard Dong Xiaoye finally ask hesitantly, “Why did you talk nonsense to children?”
“What nonsense?”
“Say I am… your girlfriend…”
I was dazed for a moment and then chuckled: “I said it was a misunderstanding. The way that little girl asked questions was so strange. I was misled by her…”
Women, especially single women of marriageable age valued reputation very much and they were also very sensitive about their reputations. I didn’t dare to joke about it, so I explained what the children said to Dong Xiaoye. Dong Xiaoye also burst out chuckling after she heard it. At the same time, she couldn’t help but complain, “those brats, I didn’t know how elder sister Chen educated them.”
I sighed, “Exactly.”
If there weren’t those little brats deliberately asking those misleading questions, Dong Xiaoye would’ve been so angry with me, and what had happened earlier wouldn’t have happened, right?
