Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Zhang Zian had not forgotten that the beach they were on was an FKK area, which was the designated clothing-optional area. That meant that stripping down naked was legal in this area.
Zian had brought his binoculars along in order to search for nude ladies on the clothing-optional beach. It would be better if the lady had a busty chest, long legs, fair skin, and was also beautiful.
Too bad it was winter now… Zian had been here for several days and he had not even seen a single living young lady, let alone a naked one!
Of course, even in an FKK area, it was still rude to stare directly at a lady’s privates. This was when the binoculars would come in handy.
Originally, Zian had despaired. He thought that it was impossible to find a nude lady on this beach before summer came, which was why he listened to Richard’s suggestion and knocked out the lenses of the binoculars to keep the Helicid Pteropod in them.
Thinking back on it now, Richard definitely did it on purpose. Tempting him to break the binoculars, then telling him that there was a nude lady in front of him… he should’ve known. When did the b*tch bird ever have any of Zian’s good intentions in mind?
With his suspicions, Zian tiptoed and looked out in front of him. In his heart, he could not help but suspect that Richard was making a fool out of him––maybe there wasn’t any nude lady in front of them.
However, he did see one vaguely. Under an abandoned lighthouse, a naked lady laid there on the beach. She seemed to be sunbathing and was curvaceous with eye-catching, fair, white skin.
Galaxy was there too, curiously walking around the nude lady.
What to do? What should be done at this point?
Zian was too far away and was not able to make out the details of the lady. He got very antsy.
Zian thought about it: the only way was probably to put a bold face on and walk over, then claim to be looking for his cat.
This is a good idea.
While abroad, Zhang Zian constantly reminded himself that he needed to pay attention to his words and deeds, as he must not discredit the image of the Chinese. If he was unable to control his own eyes from looking when in front of the nude lady, then he would insist that he was Japanese or Korean so that the blame would be shifted…
With his thoughts running, Zian was no longer bothered to check if there were any other rare marine creatures in his surroundings. He jumped around the reef like he was doing acrobatics and stretched his steps as he rushed towards the lighthouse.
As he got closer, Zian deliberately slowed down his steps and said loudly, “Haha, I’ve finally found you! Galaxy, you actually ran all the way here…”
While he was speaking, Zian’s eyes sneakily glanced towards the nude lady.
She laid on the beach with nothing on and her body from the waist down was submerged in the sea water. Her curly hair, dark green hair––like the color of seaweed––was draped over her shoulders and her skin was like cream with not even a single speck of flaw. Her face was turned to the other side and she had no reaction to Zhang Zian’s voice.
Zhang Zian was speechless. Does she not understand Chinese? Do I have to say it again in English?
“Meow. Zian, you’ve run out of time!” Galaxy said as it raised its head.
“Yes, yes, I’ve run out of time. It’s my loss.” Zhang Zian straightforwardly admitted his loss. In that moment, hide and seek was not his focus.
But, the way this lady sunbathed was really strange. Only her upper body was exposed under the sun while her lower half was submerged in the sea water. Was she not afraid that her upper body would be tanned to a wheat color while the lower half of her body remained a fair white?
This doesn’t seem like a sunbathing pose. Instead, it looks like… a victim who drifted ashore?
With that thought in mind, Zhang Zian was shocked. Is this lady a victim of a shipwreck? Is she dead?
Zian gripped his phone tightly. If she was a castaway, he was supposed to call the police, right? What was the number for the German police again?
Of course, if she was still alive and was just a drowning victim, he should not waste any time and perform immediate resuscitation. For example, he could bravely offer his first kiss to give her artificial respiration and compress her chest with sufficient force to perform cardiac massage on her…
In an instant, a noble sense of justice that sprouted from helping those in distress filled his heart.
“Ga?” Richard suddenly cried out with no reason or warning.
“What now?” Zian turned and asked.
“Nope, nothing.” Richard was unusually silent and a hint of gloating flashed in its eyes.
Zian approached the lady. He bent over and poked her shoulders with his fingers. “I’m sorry, but are you okay?”
From his fingertips, Zian felt the warmth and elasticity of her skin from his touch, proving that there was a very high chance that the lady was still alive. Her warmth made him start to fantasize…
There was still no reaction from her; she was not making any movements or sounds.
I should drag her out of the water first instead of letting her soak, right? There’s a lot of strange marine creatures nearby… what if she gets bitten or stung? That would not end well.
So, Zian pulled on her arms and forcefully dragged her out of the water.
He couldn’t help it as his eyes drifted down—her partially visible shoulder blades, her chest with a great contour as seen from the side, her slim waist, and that voluptuous butt wrapped in light blue scales…
Hold on!
Scales––what?!
This is not the nude lady I want!
From her waist down, the so-called nude lady had a light blue fishtail as the lower half of her body. Her wide caudal fin unconsciously slapped against the surface of the water, splashing water and creating ripples.
Zhang Zian was so shocked that he released his grip. The lady fell down onto the beach with her face buried in the sand.
“Cough, cough!”
All of a sudden, the lady woke up. She supported her body up with her slender arms and wiped off the sand on her face in a casual manner. Her seaweed-like, dark green, curly hair drooped down naturally, and coincidentally, her hair covered the front of her chest.
“What are you doing? Why did you throw me to the ground?” She glared at Zhang Zian.
“I also have questions for you… Is that fishtail of yours real or fake?” Zian glared back, refusing to back down.
Pa pa pa!
She used her caudal fin and slapped the surface of the water a few times, splashing droplets of water onto Zian’s face. She then angrily said, “What do you mean real or fake? You’re really rude!”
After he got scolded by her, Zian wiped off the water droplets on his face and subconsciously said out the lines he prepared earlier, “Actually, I’m Korean.”
“Ha?” She looked at Zian with doubts before she flatly disapproved his claims. “You’re not Korean! My oppa doesn’t look scrubby like you!”
“What?”
Now it was Zhang Zian’s turn to be dumbfounded. The half-human and fish person had just uttered an amazing line!
Looking like she had just recalled something, she shook her head and looked around. “Where’s my oppa? Where’s my long legged oppa?”
After looking around for a very long time, she saw that Zhang Zian was the only male on the beach. She couldn’t help but show disappointment on her face.
Reaching the limit of his patience, Zhang Zian said, “Hold on a minute! Let’s make things clear! Who are you? And who is your long legged oppa?”
“Hmph!”
She proudly raised her chest, but unfortunately it was covered up by her hair so nothing could be seen.
“My name’s Sihwa. It means to blossom with a radiant beauty in the world. Isn’t it nice?” She added, “It was given to me by my oppa!”
“Let’s put aside whether the name is nice or not. Who is your oppa? Where is he?” Zhang Zian asked. “I’ll help you look for him so he can quickly take you away.”
She looked troubled as she scratched her head. “I don’t know where he is… I’m waiting for him to appear, but he did not appear no matter how long I waited so I came out to look for him! According to the plot, he’s supposed to save me on the beach…”
The plot? What the hell? This fella writes novels, too?
Zhang Zian had so many things he wanted to rant about.
She stared at Zhang Zian again, but not for long before she shook her head, mumbling to herself, “No that’s not right, my oppa doesn’t look like this!”
“I’m sorry that I was born looking like this!” Zhang Zian could not help but say.
She only struggled for a short while before she said with a firm belief, “Forget it. With the face of an extra, you’re probably just the extra responsible for being the curtain-raiser before oppa appears.”
Zhang Zian was so close to exploding right then and there after he was infuriated by her. She actually told him that he had a face that looked like an extra… How could that be tolerated?
“I really want to have a look at how handsome your oppa is,” Zian said with a sneer.
“En en, you’ll see. My oppa is the most handsome in the world. When you see him, you would probably be so ashamed to the point that you’ll feel like taking your own life. Wahahaha!” she said with a smile of glee as her caudal fin slapped on the surface of the water even more vigorously.
“Sure. I’ll wait and see if your oppa’s going to appear and if he’s really that handsome.” Zhang Zian sat down on a rock that was slightly dry while he waited to see her make a fool out of herself. He was also waiting for Fina, Old Time Tea, Snowy Lionet, and Famous to make their way over.
