Chapter 218: Giving A Name
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
It was the next day.
Zhang Zian kept the Apprehensive Bird and Cat from the Book in his cell phone all night so he could have a good night’s sleep.
It was dawn when Zhang Zian woke up. He practiced martial arts upstairs first, then took a shower and changed his clothes. Picking up his cell phone, he felt pressured.
Honestly, he didn’t want to release the two. One was a gay bird, and the other was a lesbian cat. What a weird group!
However, he had to release them, otherwise there was no way he could increase their friendliness. If he kept them in the cell phone, they would just take up two pet bars. He clicked open the Pet Hunter game. There were three empty pet bars provided by the game. Since Galaxy, Fina and Old Time Tea were not in the game, there were two additional free pet bars.
While he was practicing martial arts and taking a shower, Galaxy and Old Time Tea both got up. Fina was as lazy as it had always been. It had just woken up after he was done with everything.
Zhang Zian released the Apprehensive Bird and Cat from the Book to the ground.
Richard was smart this time. As soon as it started falling, it flapped its wings and flew up. It yelled as it flew around the pet shop, “Good morning, Jeff! Did you miss me? I thought you had given me up by putting me inside your cell phone for such a long time.”
Zhang Zian warned it, “I am telling you, if you poop as you fly, I will beat you up!”
“Squawk! Bad boy, Jeff!” Richard didn’t care about the warning but instead started yelling excitedly, “When you picked up the rope and wanted to play sexual games with me, I knew I was getting close to your heart. I just didn’t expect it to be so quickly! I am going to help you. Do you have…”
“No!” Zhang Zian stopped it. If Richard continued, Zhang Zian would be curious about what it was talking about, and then he would google it. Who knew what would happen next!
“Squawk! Squawk! My little Jeff is shy. That’s fine. I will teach you well… Squawk?” Richard flew around and found the freshly-released Cat from the Book, “Another cat?”
Arriving in a completely strange place, Cat from the Book was a bit scared. It slowly moved its eyes around the store and saw Galaxy playing hide-and-seek with the kittens and Old Time Tea enjoying its morning tea. It then ignored Zhang Zian and locked its eyes on Fina, who was walking down the stairs elegantly.
“My Queen! Let me lick your fur!” It quickly ran over to Fina.
Sitting on the recliner, Zhang Zian didn’t move, but stopped Cat from the Book with one leg: “Wait!”
“What a dick! What is it now, you want a fight?” Showing its sharp teeth, Cat from the Book tried to scare him off.
Pointing at the other elfins, he said, “You are new. Introduce yourself to your other friends. This is basic etiquette.”
Cat from the Book opened up its big blue eyes, “Introduce myself? I only care about my Queen!”
“Squawk! Squawk!” Richard was flapping its wings in the air and said to Cat from the Book, “Hey, white cat! Hearing from your words, are you…”
Cat from the Book didn’t notice the Apprehensive Bird before. Now hearing it in the air, the cat said, “You sound gay. Are you gay?”
Richard landed in front of Cat from the Book, “I never would’ve thought I could meet a gay friend in this pet shop! What’s our slogan?”
Cat from the Book nodded and said, “Real love only exists among the same sex.”
Richard responded, “Different sexes only produce offspring.”
“Meow!”
“Squawk! Squawk!”
The gay bird and lesbian cat looked at each other and laughed, which frightened Zhang Zian.
“Well, since we are both gay, let me introduce myself,” Cat from the Book said to Richard, yet it had been staring at Fina the whole time. “My name is…’
“Snowy Lionet!” Zhang Zian interrupted.
“No!” Cat from the Book was pissed off. “My name is Snowy Snitch!”
Old Time Tea laughed, “Snowy Snitch… It is not as good as Snowy Lionet.”
“I like it! I don’t care what you think!” Cat from the Book was offended.
“Well, you are a pretty girl, why would you want to be called a snitch?!” Old Time Tea’s response had a double meaning. It knew that Cat from the Book taught other cats to steal. Also, Zhang Zian told Old Time Tea about Snowy Snitch’s history–it was all because of Pan Jinlian’s poor training.
Old Time Tea felt sorry for Cat from the Book. It was used by its owner to attack the enemy’s kid. It was killed immediately after the plan was carried out. Maybe Pan Jinlian was really fond of Snowy Snitch, but it was only a cat to her. The child was innocent and did not deserve to die after all. So was the cat. They died because of people fighting.
Zhang Zian agreed, “You have long hair and look like a lion. Snowy Lionet is a much better name for you.”
“I don’t care! My name is Snowy Snitch and that’s that!” Cat from the Book insisted.
Zhang Zian asked the half-awake Fina, “Fina, what do you think? Which name do you like more?”
“Why do you ask me?” Fina yawned, looked around and showed no interest in the topic. “When will breakfast be ready?”
“Isn’t it your servant? Do you want it to be Snowy Snitch or Snowy Lionet?” Zhang Zian said as he pointed at Cat from the Book.
Fina turned around and looked at Cat from the Book casually.
Cat from the Book sat elegantly, raised its head, opened up its big blue eyes, tucked in its tail and nervously waited for Fina’s answer. Honestly, Cat from the Book was very pretty when it behaved.
Fina looked at Cat from the Book, walked close seriously, raised one paw and picked out a small bunch of hair. It looked at the hair carefully.
This was the closest distance Fina and Cat from the Book had ever been. They were only one paw’s distance away from each other. They could hear each other’s breathing. Cat from the Book felt so nervous and happy. It almost fainted. Fina was perfect. Its green eyes were as clear and calm as water. Its golden hair was shiny. The most attractive thing was its elegant and graceful manner that only a queen deserved to have.
There was only one thought in its mind—Queen Fina was perfect!
Fina put down its paw and said peacefully, “You have such long hair. I think Snowy Lionet is a good name for you.”
“Sure! Thank you, My Queen, for giving me a name. My name is Snowy Lionet from now on!” Cat from the Book was shaking with excitement.
