Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Seeing that Taoist Devotee and Brick-moving Foreigner were about to leave, Ye Wanwan instantly blocked their paths. She spent money to hire them! But they wanted to run away without doing anything?!
“Where are you going?!” Ye Wanwan asked while staring at them.
“Going home to eat sh*t,” Brick-moving Foreigner answered.
“…” Fine, you win…
“Don’t forget what you came here for! You two were hired by me with hard money from that b*stard, Nameless Nie. Yet you want to run away without doing any work?! See if I’ll give you a bad one-star rating!” Ye Wanwan threatened.
Taoist Devotee and Brick-Moving Foreigner were startled, their expressions shifting instantly.
Getting a bad rating wasn’t a joke! Captain said that anyone who got a bad rating from their customers would lose a layer of skin…
Taoist Devotee looked at Ye Wanwan and clapped his chest as he said, “Boss Famous, don’t worry! Since we got gifts from you… no, I mean, since we got money from you, you should clear your troubles for you. We’re mercenaries with rigid principles! We’re professional employees!”
“Right, right, right. He’s right; we’re professionals!” Brick-Moving Foreigner clapped his hands in agreement and turned to Spray of Flowers and Iceberg Man with a ferocious expression. He shouted loudly, “I’m the one who opened this mountain and planted this forest; give me your head if you want to pass through this road!”
Iceberg man: “?”
“Huh? What?”
Even Ye Wanwan was dumbfounded. What’s wrong with Brick-Moving Foreigner? Did he have a brain spasm?! We came to be abductors, not bandits! Heavens, I need a Bodhisattva to come and save me…
“Um…” Taoist Devotee looked a bit embarrassed and quietly explained to Ye Wanwan, “Back in China… Brick-Moving Foreigner watched too much period dramas… and thinks it’s more imposing to speak like this… He’s talented at using his imposing aura to crush his opponents…”
Ye Wanwan’s lips twitched slightly. Why were these people more unreliable than Curly and his group from the Star Destroyer mercenary team… If she knew this, she would’ve just hired Curly’s team instead…
“Hmph!” Before Ye Wanwan could speak, Patriarch Yuan snorted and stared at Ye Wanwan. “Little Miss, it appears you hired two mercenaries to target me… Which Dao are you from?”
Ye Wanwan glanced at Patriarch Yuan. “Taekwondo, Jeet Kun Do, karate, and the Dao of the Starry Sky.”
Patriarch Yuan grew enraged. “Little b*stard, you’re playing me?!”
His figure flashed, and his palm shot toward Ye Wanwan.
“Scram!” Taoist Devotee retaliated with a finger and forced Patriarch Yuan to retreat with the mere force of his finger.
“Did you ask me before you tried to attack my employer?!” Taoist Devotee snorted.
“Hey, you d*mn quack. Your employer is an employer, but my employer isn’t an employer?!” Spray of Flowers protected Patriarch Yuan behind him and promptly cursed at Taoist Devotee while pointing at him.
“Blah! You d*mn ladyboy. As they say, there’s no such thing as fathers and sons on the battlefield! Attack!” Taoist Devotee snorted.
“There aren’t fathers and sons on the battlefield?” Spray of Flowers was dumbstruck. “What do you mean?”
“Ladyboy, he’s saying he’s your father!” Brick-moving Foreigner answered.
Spray of Flowers was angered and looked at Iceberg Man. “Husband… The d*mn quack said he’s our father! Poison him to death with gu!”
However, Iceberg Man merely yawned and naturally sat down on the ground. A few breaths later, he went from sitting to lying, looking as if he became one with the floor without seeming out of place.
