Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
“Since a long time ago.”
“A long time ago? Why did you still try to get into Yu’s pants then?” Tang Chuan stared jealously at Qin Ning.
“When have I ever done that!”
“Come on, don’t deny it. I could tell.”
“It was because of Pudding and Little Bean, they kept trying to set us up. You know how smart they are.”
“How dare they set my wife up with another guy… I’m definitely getting my robot back.” Tang Chuan decided that revenge was a dish best served cold.
“What robot?” Qin Ning asked with confusion.
“Um, nothing.” Tang Chuan immediately shut up, worried that Qin Ning might find out his secret with Little Bean.
The MC called the twins up onto the stage. “You guys are really cute, why don’t you ask the bride and groom a question? I heard you guys are really smart, so don’t ask a hard one, okay?”
“Sis, you go.” Little Bean handed this mission to her sister.
“Pudding? I don’t think I’d be able to answer your question.” Ni Yang picked Pudding up with a smile while Chen Jie held onto Little Bean.
As their parents, Huo Mian and Qin Chu watched with amusement.
“What do you think Pudding’s going to ask?” Qin Chu tilted his head at Huo Mian.
“Maybe she might try to test his IQ… like how many light years we away we are from Uranus… What do you think, Honey?”
“I think she’s going to ask Ni Yang how many times they’re going to do it tonight…”
“Come on, your daughter’s not going to say anything like that, okay!” Huo Mian almost rolled onto the floor laughing.
“Just you wait, the twins have always been like that.” Qin Chu smiled.
“Okay, let’s see.” Huo Mian smiled back at her husband.
Ni Yang handed Pudding the microphone, and the latter asked Ni Yang. “Uncle Ni, give us six ways you can call your wife, go!”
“Um, honey, wifey, sweetie, darling, baby…” Ni Yang suddenly couldn’t think of a sixth one.
Tang Chuan quietly whispered, “Your majesty.”
“What are you blabbering about!” Qin Ning immediately stopped Tang Chuan.
“It’s almost time, Uncle Ni,” Pudding laughed.
“One more? I can do it… um, does sweetheart count?” Ni Yang asked.
“It does,” Pudding nodded before turning to Chen Jie, “You too, Auntie, six ways you can call your husband.”
“Honey, hubby, sweetie, darling, baby, sweetheart…” Chen Jie immediately said; she felt more relaxed since Ni Yang went first.
“You’re smart, Honey,” Ni Yang complimented.
“So Uncle Ni, you need to listen to your wife in the future, okay?” Pudding reminded.
“Not a problem.” Ni Yang laughed.
“Your turn, Little Bean, want to ask me a question?” Ni Yang loved the twins so he wanted to give them a chance to show off their personalities.
Little Bean took the microphone, which made both Qin Chu and Huo Mian nervous – there were so many reporters here, what if she said something outrageous and she became the headlines the next day?
“Uncle Ni, how many babies are you planning to have?” Little Bean asked.
“Ahem… our country’s encouraging us to have two, so two…” Ni Yang responded.
“What if my auntie wants more, will you have more with her?” Little Bean continued asking.
“Then we’ll have more, we’ll just pay the fines.” Ni Yang replied, and everyone burst into laughter.
“Okay then, so the real question… how long do you think it’ll take for you to impregnate my auntie?” Little Bean asked, and Qin Chu and Huo Mian both covered their faces in embarrassment…
Ni Yang’s face immediately flushed a dark shade of red upon hearing Little Bean’s question…
