Chapter 449: Alucard joined the chat group.
2 days later.
Victor, who was in the human world, was about to return to Eleanor to fulfill his promise.
“I leave everything in your hands, Ruby.”
“Mhmm.” She nodded in understanding, approached Victor, and kissed her husband passionately.
“Leave it to me.”
Victor laughed a little when he saw his wife’s sleepy face in bed, but he knew he could count on her.
“If my friends came here for information, which I think they will, let me know.”
“Suuuureeee~” Soon, she lay down on the bed and closed her eyes.
After some events last night, she felt quite tired and lazy, her insides were full, and her bloodlust was satisfied as well. All she wanted now was to get some more sleep.
Victor laughed gently and stroked Ruby’s head, he loved her red hair. He kissed her head, then covered her body with the red sheet.
He got up from the bed and stretched his body.
Crack, Crack.
Intense cracking sounds were heard, showing that his body was quite tense.
Wearing his black suit and putting on the gloves Scathach had given him, he left the room, and the first thing he saw as he left was Natalia.
“Master.” She bowed in respect.
“Hi, My Saint Natalia.”
“….” Her eyes twitched a little.
“Master, please don’t call me that.”
“I’m sorry~.” He laughed playfully.
“…Why do you call me Saint Natalia?” she asked with genuine curiosity and a little annoyance.
She hated being compared to a Saint.
“…You have no idea how grateful I am for you, do you ?”
“Eh?”
Sigh.
“Traveling long distances, traveling between worlds so easily, is a blessing.”
“Your skill is very useful, and you never complain about using it to help my wives or me.”
“…That’s because it’s my duty to serve.”
“No, it’s not.”
“You are a servant of the Snow Clan, only the Snow Clan.”
“….” She was silent, having no way to counter that.
“Not to mention you’re from Clan Alioth, so you have more leeway than you think.” Victor stroked Natalia’s head lightly.
She felt a gentle sensation invading her body without her permission, a sensation she loved very much but didn’t dare express to others.
“You are helping me out of your own free will, and I really appreciate that.” He smiled kindly.
Natalia’s heart felt like it had been hit by a stealth attack now, not expecting those words from Victor or even his next words.
“That’s why I call you Saint Natalie, it’s a way of expressing how grateful I am to you… Even though you hate the name Saint, I’ll look for another nickname now, umu.” He nodded at the end.
“…….”
‘Motherfucker, it’s not enough to just ruin any chance of me being interested in a man in the future, so now you want me to be in love with you?’ She thought with a red face and her head down.
When living with the ‘most handsome man’ declared by the goddess of beauty herself, her standards of man unconsciously became very high.
Which was a normal thing, as the same thing happened with Victor. Living with his wives, his wives’ mothers, and these beautiful vampires, his standard of womanhood got very high. Now, hardly any human woman could gain his attention.
It’s just a natural thing.
Victor is an Adonis and blessed by the goddess of beauty.
He could become the ultimate Playboy, and hardly any woman, mortal or not, would deny his advances.
But he doesn’t, and why should he? He already had beautiful wives, beautiful maids, and a lot of problems to solve, and doesn’t want to add more problems to his immortal life.
‘Oops…’ Victor stopped stroking Natalia’s head when he felt he was taking too long.
“Let’s get going?” Victor started to walk.
“…Yes.” She replied, still with her head down. When Victor walked away, she looked at his back with a complicated expression.
‘Tsk, bastard… That’s not fair.’ She shook her head several times to get that thought out of her head.
‘He must seriously control his actions. Doesn’t he know how deadly he is to women?’ She thought, feeling a bit of urgency, even though she knew that Victor didn’t act like that with everyone, but only with people he appreciates, this… this…
“….” She crouched to the floor.
‘GAHHHHHH’.
Walking calmly towards the surface, Victor received a message, and picking up his cell phone, he saw the name:
[Horny Goddess]
“Vic, I was thinking and, as an ancient goddess, I have a lot of connections, so sometime in the past, I decided to create a chat group with the gods that I trust. They are gods from different mythologies that have come together. Do you want to participate?”
“Oh?” Victor flashed a curious smile.
“Sure~… But why do you want to put me in this group?”
“It is not obvious? It’s because I trust you… Anyway, I’ll add you.”
“…” Victor was speechless for a moment.
He knew how horrible it was to have the enmity of the goddess of beauty, and he had personally seen the result of this woman’s wrath.
But it seems that having her ‘appreciation’ was a problem too. If she liked you, she would fill you with her ‘love’ to the point where it became suffocating, and the person who received her love would end up dying, or she would end up killing you because of this ‘love’.
She really was very exaggerated, as expected of the goddess of beauty.
‘Hmm, I’ve noticed small traces of that in the times I’ve visited her, but she’s really similar to them, huh… In fact, I think she’s worse than them because of her love-related divinity.’ Victor’s smile inadvertently grew wider.
[The Sigma Male joined the chat group.]
[Goddess of love went online]
“That’s Aphrodite.”
[Goddess of War came online]
“Oh…?”
[AManOfCulture went online]
[Lolicon went online.]
“What the fuck? Lolicon?” Victor’s eyes glowed blood red.
[TheMostBadssGoddess came online.]
When the entire group got online, a shower of messages began to appear.
AManOfCulture: A new god? Look at that arrogant name: The Sigma male… Aphrodite you…
Goddess of love: What? It is the truth. Unlike you, who likes animals, he is a real man, and he is not a god.
AManOfCulture: We already said that we don’t talk about it here… And I was young.
Goddess of War: How rare for you to invite someone who isn’t a god…
Goddess of love: Meh, he’s not a god now, but in the future…? Probably.
Chat…
Lolicon: Impossible. Becoming a god isn’t that easy, and it’s even more impossible in this modern age.
The Sigma Male: Oya? Thank you for your trust, Aphrodite~
Goddess of love: Umu, count on me: [Gif: proudly beating her chest.]
TheMostBadssGoddess: …
“Hmm?” Victor looked around and, after seeing that message, swore he heard a voice in his head saying, ‘Nice to meet you.’
The Sigma Male: Nice to meet you too.
Chat…
AManOfCulture: Impossible. How can you understand that?
Goddess of love: See? What did I say to you? Fufufufu, as expected of my chosen one. [Gif: As expected of you]
The Sigma Male: Who knows? I’m not sure either.
Victor spoke the truth, he sincerely didn’t know how he could understand it.
TheMostBadssGoddess: …
Once again, Victor felt someone talking in his head: ‘My name is Kali, what’s yours?’ Her voice was quite cold and neutral.
The Sigma Male: My name is Victor, Kali.
Goddess of War: Shit, this is real. He can understand it!
Lolicon: I don’t know how to feel about this… [Gif: depression.]
AManOfCulture: +1
AManOfCulture: I’ve known the goddess Kali for thousands of years, and I’ve never been able to understand her… How can a mortal do that?
Goddess of love: Idiot, the goddess is very special. I’ve told you a million times to train your soul if you want to hear it.
Goddess of War: Bitch, please. You know how hard it is to train your soul… Wait a second…
Goddess of War: A mortal trained his soul!? [Gif: Shocked cat.]
Lolicon: [Gif: A purple titan saying: Impossible.]
AManOfCulture: Hey, hey, it’s time for your initiation rite! Send a photo of yourself to the group.
Loki very much wanted to see the face of the man/mortal who trained a soul to be able to hear a goddess like Kali.
AManOfCulture: By the way, our photos are in the personal saved file of the group if you want to see our faces.
The Sigma Male: Aphrodite?
Goddess of love: It’s true, there is that. I’ve done it in the past as a way to bring the members closer.
Goddess of War: Send now!
Everyone in the group: +1
The Sigma Male: Sure… Then I see the group photo @AManOfCulture
AManOfCulture: No rush. [Gif: Dog Like.]
Victor has never taken a picture by himself since he became a vampire, so he decided to take one now. He turned on the front camera, took a picture of his neutral face, and sent it to the group.
The Sigma Male: Done.
The group waited a while, and when the photo was uploaded, the reaction was instantaneous.
Chat…
Goddess of War: I have urgent matters that require my immediate attention.
[Goddess of War went offline.]
AManOfCulture: What the fuck!? How can a mortal be so handsome!?
Goddess of love: Fufu~.
TheMostBadssGoddess: …
[You are beautiful.]
The sigma male: Thank you, Kali.
Goddess of love: Whoaa, as expected, even a goddess like Kali is not immune to your charm, umu.
TheMostBadssGoddess: … [I’m immune, but it’s no lie he’s handsome.]
Goddess of love: … Hmm, just wait for him to become a god, then even you won’t be immune.
TheMostBadssGoddess: … [I doubt that.]
The sigma male: You have a lot of confidence that I will become a god, huh… Where do you get that confidence from?
Goddess of love: Fufufu, of course, it’s from my ‘Love’.
“….” Victor smiled in amusement. He realized that she had no proof of his ascension to a god, she just had confidence that if it was him, he could become a god.
‘She’s adorable.’ He can’t help but think about it.
Lolicon: A-A-A-Alucard!?
AManOfCulture: Who?
Goddess of love: Are you living under a cave, Loki?
AManOfCulture: Give me a break, Aphrodite. I haven’t been out in the human world in a long time.
Goddess of love: Make sense.
“Hmm, Victor may be famous in the mortal world, but for the pantheons that are quite closed to the outside world, he’s still not known, which is a good thing… The only god who knows him is Susanoo because of the incident with Inari… Wait, with this incident, shouldn’t the gods know him? Why didn’t it get much attention from the pantheon? It must be because it was Scathach who killed the goddess?”
Unlike Victor, Scathach was famous even in the most closed pantheon. After all, she has lived a long time.
So the news that Scathach had sent a god to rest wasn’t all that surprising.
The Sigma Male: Do you know me?
Lolicon: You invaded my country and caused mass genocide not so long ago!
TheMostBadssGoddess… [Oh?]
The Sigma Male: Cool… Anyway. I have things to do, see you later.
The Sigma Male: Aphrodite, thanks for the invite.
Goddess of love: Sure~, then come over to my house. I have something for you.
The Sigma Male: Later.
[The Sigma Male went offline.]
AManOfCulture: He rejected a god, Aphrodite… And ignored a god… He is a MAN…
Goddess of love: He didn’t reject me! And, yes, he is a man. Now you understand the nickname I gave him. [Gif: Cat Cool.]
[Goddess of War came online.]
Goddess of War: Aphrodite…
Goddess of love: Oya? The goddess is back, did you have a good bath?
Freya, who was in her palace, looked at her wet bed, her face turned red, and soon she furiously typed:
Goddess of War: BITCH, who is he!? Why is he so handsome!?
Goddess of War: How can a mortal be more beautiful than a god!?
Goddess of love: Hey, don’t you remember Adonis? There are mortals who are more beautiful than the gods.
Aphrodite completely ignored what she asked.
Goddess of War: But it’s not at that level! For a moment, I thought he was a god of beauty! Who is he!?
Goddess of love: Just think he’s a new Adonis, bruh. It’s not uncommon for a mortal not to be this handsome, and after I gave him my blessing, he got even more handsome.
Goddess of War: [Gif: Pikachu choked.]
Chat…
Goddess of War: Did you bless him to make him more handsome!?
AManOfCulture: Isn’t that against the rules? Someone call the admin! That man is cheating!
Goddess of love: I’m the ADM, bruh.
AManOfCulture: The ADM, and the Hacker teamed up!! This is a shit game!
Lolicon: His name is Victor Alucard, commonly called Alucard. He is the 5th Count of Vampires, a new pillar of Nightingale. [Gif: lifting glasses]
Goddess of love: Thank you for ending the surprise, Susanoo. [Gif: eye roll.]
Lolicon: Why am I guilty…?
Goddess of love: Your existence is unholy, and if it weren’t for your acquaintance with me, I would have left you a eunuch.
Lolicon: Hahahaha, that’s a good joke.
Goddess of love: …
Lolicon: That is a joke, right? … Right?
Goddess of love: …
Lolicon: Gahhh, I already said I haven’t touched Inari. I like boobs and ass, okay? So change my name!
AManOfCulture: +1, Oppai for Victory.
Goddess of War: Disgusting creature. [Gif: Spits on the floor.]
[Goddess of love admin changed Lolicon’s name to CourtingTheDeath]
CourtingTheDeath: Finally! Thanks, Aphrodite-Sama!
Goddess of love: [Gif: Humpf.]
The group is agitated for a few minutes until Loki speaks.
AManOfCulture: A new Count, huh… Does that child have so many expectations of this man?
Goddess of War: That kid could kill you, you know?
AManOfCulture: I know. Damn those progenitors and their OP skills.
Goddess of love: You talk like your divinity isn’t OP. Who in the world can see through your lies, Loki? As far as I know, only Odin with that eye can.
AManOfCulture: Kukuku, I am the god of lies after all~.
Goddess of War: Aphrodite, is he your new lover?
Goddess of love: Nah, he rejected me.
Chat…
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After 30 minutes.
AManOfCulture: The Sigma Male.
TheMostBadssGoddess: +1
CourtingTheDeath: +1
Goddess of War: +1
Goddess of War: Now, I’m curious to meet the man who rejects the goddess of beauty.
All chat: +1
Goddess of love: Humpf, fuck you!
[Admin: Goddess of love went offline.]
Goddess of War: I think I will go to the human world after a long time.
AManOfCulture: I will, too. I’m curious now…
…
Aphrodite, who left her profile status offline, just smiled when she saw Freya and Loki’s messages.
“Fufufu, come to the net, my little fish, I will make good use of you.” Aphrodite’s pink eyes gleamed intensely, and her smile only grew.
Looking at the picture of Victor in her hand, a heart symbol appeared in her eyes.
She started breathing heavily, “I’ll save this to the cloud… I’ll print it too… I’ll put it on the flash drive too… Actually, I need more pictures… I’ll take more when he gets back. ” With each sentence she spoke, her breathing became heavier.
And her love divinity went haywire.
Again, that day, the area around Aphrodite had a sudden surge of new couples forming.
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