Chapter 329: I Only Sent Some Night Soil
After Lin Fan and Liang Yichu went on separate paths, Yichu started to gather manpower to ship night soil from all around the city.
As for Lin Fan, he returned to the Land of the Alliance’s main camp and continued to lay in his chair.
He didn’t have any fruits and he didn’t have anyone serving by his side.
“As expected, I am still used to such a life.” Lin Fan exclaimed. He thought back to the times when he had Gou’zi by his side; he really had nothing to worry about, not having to worry about the small things in life as Gou’zi was perfectly able to take care of everything.
Now, his only regret was that he didn’t know where his cousin went.
He would rather Cousin follow beside him than run about outside. It was too dangerous outside and if one wasn’t cunning enough one wouldn’t be able to beat others.
Lin Fan looked into the distance and slowly calmed down. He wasn’t as emotional as before.
He still had no idea as to the use of the God Domain in his body.
It was the same as before.
Apart from some grey mist floating out, there wasn’t anything else weird about it.
It made him annoyed.
If he could activate the effects of the God Domain, then he would definitely have more fighting skills.
He was looking forward and hoped that after a short period of time he would be able to notice its use.
No matter whether or not it was possible, he had to give himself a bit of confidence.
“Young Master, so you are over here.” Old Wu appeared beside him, “Old Master has been searching for you for so long but hasn’t found you.”
Lin Fan smiled, “Why is Father looking for me? Is he asking me whether or not I caused the situation over at Alliance?”
“Right, Old Master wants to ask about that.” Old Wu said. Young Master was so calm. One didn’t need to think much and it was obviously him.
“Eh I did it. I can’t beat them through fighting, so I don’t dare to head over. I can only slightly disgust them.” Lin Fan was helpless. He really wanted to let the Alliance know that he did all of that, so that they could hate him more.
If they didn’t hate him, then it was totally useless.
Old Wu was really curious.
“Young Master, I remember that Old Master trashed your Bug Controlling Technique internal strength, how could you still cultivate it?”
This was a problem that Old Wu didn’t understand.
That was impossible.
Once Old Master did anything there was no such thing as miracles. Normally speaking there would be nothing left, so one didn’t need to worry about it anymore.
Lin Fan said, “He trashed it but I continued training. Actually, I didn’t face any problems.”
Old Wu looked at Young Master in shock. He actually didn’t know how to reply. Young Master made it sound so simple, but he knew that that was impossible.
“Old Wu, are you busy now?” Lin Fan asked.
Old Wu said, “Young Master, I am quite free now.”
Lin Fan smiled, “That’s good. I will lay down and not move. Can you help me get some fruits and a cup of tea.”
“Okay, Young Master, please wait for a while I will go get it.” Old Wu’s heart was filled with questions but he didn’t ask anymore. Young Master had his own thoughts, so it was best if he didn’t ask anymore.
Lin Fan laid on the chair and stretched. What a lazy life…
Very quickly, Old Wu carried over many things that Lin Fan loved to eat. Gou’zi was in charge of all this in the past and he had gotten used to not doing all of this already.
“Young Master, Insect Valley’s Bug Controlling Technique is best kept a secret.”
Old Wu reminded Young Master. His words were the truth and he hoped that Young Master could remember it.
“Eh, understood.” Lin Fan replied.
Although he said this, actually he didn’t care about it at all.
So what if he understood?
Cultivation techniques were learned to be used. To hide and be sneaky wasn’t his style at all.
He ate the fruits and drank the tea. He was having such a free and casual life.
Over at Laoshan City, he had to be serious but it was different in You City. He could release himself and let himself free and do whatever he wanted.
How could he think that just because he didn’t offend Alliance, that they would let him off?
That was impossible.
So he had to offend them and make them explode. That would be the perfect outcome.
Old Wu told Old Master about the news that he received from Young master.
When Lin Wanyi heard it, he was quite shocked, “How is that possible?”
Old Wu said, “Old Master, are you sure you trashed it?”
“I definitely did. How could I let him cultivate that?” Lin Wanyi said and then thought about it for a moment. He shook his head, “It seems like this kid has hidden many things from me.”
“Maybe you letting Young Master leave was the right choice, otherwise, he wouldn’t have become so strong.” Old Wu smiled.
Lin Wanyi shook his head, “Haiz, what is the use of saying all this? He still returned in the end. Who knows what this kid is even thinking?”
Old Wu smiled, “He came back because he was worried about you and missed you.”
“This kid has a bit of conscience, but I really hoped that he listened to me and didn’t come back.” Lin Wanyi had his own thoughts, and no matter what, he wouldn’t let this brat die ere.
….
It wasn’t too late but it was already dusk.
“Brother Lin…” In the distance, Liang Yichu used a cloth to cover his nose. Oh my god, this smell was just unbearable.
He nearly vomited.
“Here, move it here.” Lin Fan waved his hands in excitement.
Later on, there would be a shocking battle.
Just thinking about it made him emotional.
Very quickly, a smelly scent spread everywhere.
Those workers who were moving the jugs nearly couldn’t take it anymore and fell to the ground. It was just too smelly.
To them, it wasn’t smelly when they sh*t, but who knew that mixing so much of it together would smell so bad?
No matter how strong one was, even if one’s nose was blocked, it could make one tear up.
“What is that smell?”
“What are those people moving?”
“Eh, I think it is like smelly tofu but it is much heavier than that smell.”
They raised their heads and looked at Young Master Lin. They couldn’t understand what the use of the jugs were for.
Very quickly, jug after jug of codename ‘nightsoil’ was shipped over and placed all along the walls.
Liang Yichu said, “Young Master Lin, they are all prepared. But what do you need them for?”
He wanted to know what their use was.
He was really curious about it.
“Hehe, secret.” Lin Fan seemed really secretive.
This secret made Liang Yichu even more eager to know the use of it.
“Thank you for your hard work.”
You City experts were the ones moving the jugs, although their cultivations weren’t high, they had contributed a lot to this battle.
No…
Not only them, but everyone in the city did. Their contributions were all in the jugs.
“Young Master Lin, why do you need all these?”
“Right, you are making the place really smelly.”
They didn’t understand. They used their brains and thought about it but it was hard for them to imagine what their use was.
Lin Fan didn’t say anything and told them to leave. The following scenes weren’t nice to watch.
Liang Yichu wanted to stay here but looking at Brother Lin, it was like he didn’t want anyone to remain.
That made him a little helpless.
Everyone left.
Lin Fan raised his hand and the lid flew open. The smell charged into the sky and then he tossed sword seeds into each jug.
If any social justice warriors saw this they would curse at Lin Fan; this was an insult to the sword. How could you corrupt and taint the pure sword, you aren’t worthy of using the sword?
To Lin Fan, this wasn’t the sword?
What was the issue? As long as he could use it, then there was no problem at all.
In case the jug would leak when he tossed it and taint the land, he used True Essence to seal the lid just in case.
“Alliance, I have prepared a huge gift for you, so please accept it.” Lin Fan looked forwards with a sinister gaze and awaited the battle that would definitely smell.
If people could remember him and this story could spread down.
He hoped that the name of this battle would be: You City Sh*t Battle.
The Alliance was a distance from here but that wasn’t a problem.
Lin Fan was a dual cultivator and had shocking strength. With strength alone, he could toss these jugs in.
“Rise.”
There was no need for more words. He just carried the jug and tossed it forwards. One jug after another turned into a shooting star and disappeared.
Alliance.
They suffered the bug attacks last night and were still cleaning up now. Each corner of the room were bugs and it was just disgusting.
Right now, it was dinner time.
Members of Alliance were queueing up and getting their food.
As the meal area was occupied by bugs, they were now clearing out the bugs and disinfecting.
So, everyone was eating on the empty land outside.
A bunch of people gathered together and were talking to one another. Although they were people of the Alliance, they came from all parts of the land.
“My friend is at Maigu City and he told me that it feels great there, they didn’t need to do anything every day. He just watches movies and listens to songs. Occasionally, he would get some benefits. It is totally different from here.”
“How did you all come to You City? You all got sent here?”
“Eh, the college sent me over and I hope that I will get some training to strengthen my ability. Who knew that the fighting here would be so frequent and the death rate would be so high.”
“Fighting for the Alliance is honorable.”
“Honor!”
They all said in unison. The situation here was really dangerous for them.
It was indeed honorable to fight for the Alliance, but they didn’t tell their friends about the situation here or tell them to choose wisely and to not choose You City.
The battle difficulty here was 10 times that of anywhere else.
Especially last night, it was like a demon wrapped around their hearts.
Those disgusting bugs just appeared beside them out of nowhere and terrified them.
The experts obviously didn’t care.
But to the research members, in front of those bugs, they had no way to defend themselves at all.
“Yi, look at the sky, there is something there.” Someone raised his head and noticed a black shadow in the clouds. But it was really blurry and one couldn’t see anything.
Everyone held their rice bowls and lifted their heads curiously. Slowly everyone focused on the sky.
“It seems like it.”
“Yi, it looks like it is about to rain.”
The moment he said that.
Hu la!
Thick drops of water fell. They were slightly yellow and there were some things with random shapes.
A research member was confused and muttered, “Yellow rain, is it some sort of radiation?”
He thought about it but had no idea.
With a smacking sound.
A pile of sh*t smashed right into his face. He grabbed it and looked at it. What is this? He smelled it.
It was so smelly.
Then, his body shook as he thought about something terrifying.
“Ah!” He moved his body and his hands were shaking. He cried out in pain like he had suffered serious psychological damage.
Some people were burying their heads and eating and the yellow rainwater fell into their rice bowl.
It was just rain, so they didn’t care.
Very quickly, some people smashed their rice bowls to the ground, “What is going on? The rice is smelly.”
“Sh*t.”
“This is sh*t rain.”
Honglong!
The explosions one heard from the sky sounded like thunder.
Sword Seeds exploded.
The jugs all exploded and the nightsoil inside fell from above like a flood.
When general Gang Xiong heard about the noise outside, he was shocked and charged out. It was total chaos and he shouted, “You all…”
Putong!
A sticky yellow unknown liquid watered all over his body.
His expression changed. He sniffed and a weird smell swept him, invading his nostrils. He then lowered his head and when he noticed the indescribable thing on his body.
It was like his brain had gone empty.
“This…”
he didn’t dare to imagine, he wasn’t willing to believe all this.
Urgh!
The disgusting scent caused Gang Xiong’s urge to vomit to increase. He bent his back to vomit.
“Gang Xiong, what is going on outside?” Zhu Daoshen frowned unhappily. What was going on?
“Don’t come out.” When Gang Xiong heard that sound, he turned around and waved his hand to stop him from coming out. But as he used too much strength and waved his hands too strongly, the unknown sticky item on his fingers shot onto Zhu Daoshen’s face.
There was a small piece that shot into his mouth.
Zhu Daoshen was calm but his heart was filled with fury. He raised his hand and he wiped off the thing on his mouth. Maybe because he broke the item’s stable state, it fell apart and the disgusting smell spread out.
“This is the smell of sh*t!”
His breathing became rushed but he suppressed the rage in his heart to look outside. It was all these dirty things, on the buildings and also on everyone’s bodies.
A bunch of people were running about in the yellow rain while a bunch had collapsed. They were hugging their heads and crying out.
At that moment, on the empty ground, one young man, who looked really exquisite, really handsome, was now covered in the sticky item. His hair, his face, his body, were all covered in sh*t.
He lowered his head, clenched his fingers, and his body was shaking as he walked forwards.
Xiu!
Another pile of sh*t fell on his head and split apart. However, he was expressionless and didn’t react, just calmly walking forwards.
He then sent the signal.
A questioning voice spread from the other side but the calm and handsome guy started to grumble, “Professor, I want to go back. I don’t want to stay here. I want to die, I really want to die.”
“Wu Hao, calm down, you must calm down. You are my best disciple and this is a good chance for you to rise up the ranks. I trust that no difficulty will cause you to give up.” The professor on the other end was confused about his disciple’s grumbling and felt like he was about to collapse.
What was going on?
Wu Hao had gone mad, “Professor, this isn’t any difficulty. This is hell. Last night when I went to sleep, I opened my eyes and there were bugs in front of me. Now, the sky is raining shit. I was eating when it happened. I am going mad, I want to go back, I don’t want to stay here anymore.”
The person on the other end kept silent, after a long while he slowly said, “All of this is for the Alliance.”
“Who cares about the Alliance!”
Pata!
The signal was cut off.
“Ah!” Wu Hao raised his head and hollered in rage. Rainwater fell into his mouth.
Peng!
He fell headfirst onto the ground. Unfortunately, another one had gone mad.
After a long while, the rain stopped.
A rare seven-colored rainbow appeared in the sky. It was really beautiful.
A thick smell wafted in the air, a smell that could make one give up. Even people who loved to eat stinky tofu couldn’t accept this smell.
General Gang Xiong’s face was dark and sunken. His body gave off a terrifying aura.
He was like a furious lion.
“Gang Xiong, go take a bath.”
At this point, Zhu Daoshen’s rage was no less than Gang Xiong’s. As one of the strongest generals, he was actually hit with such sh*t.
But he couldn’t be angry.
Looking at those members, they were about to go mad.
General Gang Xiong was provoked by such words. His eyes turned red and he hollered in rage, “Natives, I will kill you.”
Peng!
The alloy metal ground cracked.
Gang Xiong headed forwards. The natives did all this. This was too disgusting, this was really too disgusting.
“Gang Xiong…” Zhu Daoshen knew that Gang Xiong was in a bad state. He shouted but he didn’t worry about him, instantly disappearing from the area.
“Stupid thing, you are asking to die.”
Zhu Daoshen chased, his voice spread out, “All generals follow me, other commanders clean up the scene.”
The generals were still in a stunned state now.
Many thoughts ran through their heads.
Damn.
Was this something a human could do?
Now that they heard Zhu Daoshen’s voice, they quickly followed. With the current situation, it was obvious that You City was the culprit.
When they looked at Gang Xiong’s body, they were shocked.
“Damn, Gang Xiong is covered in sh*t.”
“Oh my god, if people find out, he will lose all his dignity.”
“Did General Zhu get hit?”
They discussed softly and felt like it was really possible, otherwise, why would he be so angry?
Actually, they felt really fortunate that they were in the room and didn’t go out. Otherwise, if they didn’t pay attention, they would think that it was rain and not sh*t.
It was really smelly.
They didn’t dare to chase Gang Xiong mainly because he was too smelly and standing beside him would cause one to be surrounded by sh*t.
On the city wall.
“What is going on?” Lin Fan was waiting for things to happen.
Maybe they felt really happy.
Suddenly, he saw movement in the distance. He didn’t dare hesitate and shouted at the top of his lungs.
“Father, come out! Someone is attacking!”
The moment he said this, Lin Wanyi appeared beside Lin Fan. He was too quick, so quick that one couldn’t even react.
Maybe this was fatherly love.
Honglong!
The other experts instantly came out.
“Damn, are the Alliance dogs so arrogant? They really think I, Zhu Shen, am easy to bully?” Zhu Shen was pissed off. The hand he used to hold the machete was shaking.
Gang Xiong was furious. He wanted to wipe out these natives but when as he got close, he saw Lin Wanyi.
He stopped right away and didn’t continue.
Lin Wanyi squinted, “You want to fight now?”
Zhu Daoshen said coldly, “Lin Wanyi, you have balls.”
The current situation was of two elders clashing. Lin Fan felt much better and safer. He wasn’t afraid and nothing would happen to him at all.
“Eh?” Lin Wanyi frowned. He didn’t understand what he was saying, “Why? Now then, you know I have balls?”
“Good, very good, I didn’t expect that you would actually do such things.” Zhu Daoshen said.
“What?” Lin Wanyi was confused. What was he saying? He had no idea at all.
At that moment, Lin Fan felt that he couldn’t keep silent. He needed to take responsibility for his actions. That was a problem of principles.
“Father, I did it. I gathered all the sh*t in the city and then shipped it there and gave them a sh*t rain. Look at Gang Xiong, he is covered in sh*t.”
“Guys, when we fight, pay attention to this sh*t man. Don’t let him touch you.”
“You might spit out sh*t.”
When Lin Fan said these words, the air froze.
Everything turned silent.
Everyone’s gazes focused on Lin Fan, and their gazes were a little abnormal.
Rage points +999
Rage points +999
….
“Why are you all looking at me, I just gave Alliance some sh*t. I didn’t give them any treasure.”
Lin Fan was a little nervous because not only were the Alliance members looking at him, but even his father was like he had given up some treasure to others.
He was innocent.
He just sent them some sh*t.
He didn’t give them anything else.
