“Well, I have two questions…”
As Naruto said those words, he put his attention on Yuna while everyone had their eyes on him. Well, everyone except for Karin, who was facing the other direction.
Additionally, Yuna had “accidentally” shuffled her legs around a little, resulting in Karin’s maid skirt shifting slightly, revealing her panty-clad butt to Naruto, Ino, and Haku. Surprisingly, she decided to wear underwear today.
Well, Naruto had spent his whole life with Yuna, so this didn’t face him in the slightest. Considering that both of his girlfriends were sitting next to him, his eyes were firmly fixed on Yuna, seemingly not even noticing Karin’s situation.
“First question: time or timeline?”
“Both.”
“Got it.”
As soon as Naruto asked his first question, Sasuke felt like he was hit by lightning.
‘Did Naruto just figure out our identities!? THAT Naruto!? The guy who would probably be unable to see through the disguise of someone just putting on some sunglasses managed to figure out that we are from the future with a mere glance!? How can this Naruto possibly be this different from the one I know? What the hell happened.’
While Sasuke’s mental breakdown was getting closer by the minute, Naruto asked his next question.
“You are going too far, nee-san. Isn’t violating time and space again just to have some fun a little too much?”
Yuna’s face deadpanned when she heard Naruto’s accusations.
“What do you mean by ‘again’, Naruto? You were the one responsible when it happened the first time. Additionally, I have nothing to do with these two being here. They came here on their own.”
Doubt still filled Naruto’s eyes, but he decided to drop the matter and focus on the two time travelers instead.
“So, I can make a good guess about their identities, but how about telling me who these two are anyway.”
Before Sasuke could open his mouth and get a regular introduction in, Yuna started speaking again.
“The small one is your and Hinata’s son: Boruto. Congratulations on the birth of your firstborn son, Naruto. However, I would have preferred if you didn’t make him with my girlfriend. By the way, you are the firstborn, right, Boruto?”
“Uh? Err, yes.”
Meanwhile, Boruto was still dazed due to the current situation and only reacted slowly to Yuna’s question.
‘What is happening in this timeline? Why is mom dating a woman? No, even more importantly, why is mom part of a harem? Why does dad have two women by his side as well? Does he also want a huge harem? And, maybe the most crucial question: Why do I have to be in a room with my two parents while they are flirting with other people?’
Since Sasuke had received multiple hits to his psyche during his stay in the Uzumaki compound, Boruto’s mental damage was significantly lower than his up until now, but the picture currently unfolding in front of Boruto swiftly reversed the situation. He could practically feel his mental faculties slowly grumbling away. Meanwhile, Yuna continued the introduction.
“And the other one is Sasuke Uchiha; I think you know who that is.”
“Mhh, Sasuke, huh? Okay.”
Although Naruto answered rather casually, Naruto’s answer was by far ther most tremendous shock he received today.
‘Naruto is indifferent to my presence here? He actually doesn’t care? That Naruto, who was literally willing to sacrifice his life for our friendship, doesn’t care about me? Aren’t we supposed to be fated rivals? The reincarnation of Indra and Asura? This is no longer on the level of things being different due to the presence of an additional person. What was prophesied to happen is literally getting shredded to pieces in front of my eyes.’
Yuna saw the distress in Sasuke’s eyes and couldn’t help but smile a little. The first few times she introduced Sasuke, she always said something outrageous, but this time she deliberately made it plain so that Naruto would have a disinterested reaction to Sasuke’s presence here.
Yuna knew about the “orignal timeline” from Hisoka, and she could more or less guess that the duo in front of her came from a timeline that was at least very similar to that one, due to how Sasuke reacted to the different people Yuna had shown him so far.
Obviously, she knew about the… peculiar relationship the “original Naruto” had with Sasuke and how obsessive he was about him, so she predicted that Naruto showing little interest in Sasuke would lead to a better reaction than giving an outrageous introduction. It seems like that prediction came true, as Sasuke’spupilss were wandering all over the room in confusion, as his thoughts were frantically racing in all kinds of odd directions.
‘A henge? Possible, but unlikely. I have the confidence to see through something like that. Maybe someone is controlling him with genjutsu? Is it Yuna? Perhaps she does it just to mess with me. That’s possible, but I think I would notice someone being controlled with genjutsu as well.
Maybe Kurama took over his body? That’s very possible, but why would he stay in Konoha if he did? Perhaps it has something to do with Ino and Haku that are together with him? Is Kurama the one with the weird fetishes instead of Naruto? Naruto has faithfully married Hinata in my timeline, and as far as I know, he had no other women he was seeing, so I think that might be possible. To think Kurama would be a pervert that does weird plays with a man and a woman. As for what he actually does with that kind of line-up, I would rather not know.’
Meanwhile, in a completely different timeline, a gigantic fox sneezed loudly, causing the man the fox was living in to tilt his head in confusion.
‘I didn’t know you could sneeze, Kurama.’
[Yeah, pretty weird. I’m not really sure what is going on, but I feel like someone is thinking something bad about me. Or rather, I feel like you should punch Sasuke in the face the next time you meet him.]
‘Sasuke? Why would I do that?’
[No idea, but I think it would be deserved.]
‘Err, okay, I will think about it, you know..’
