Translator: Exodus Tales Editor: Exodus Tales
“Uncle…”
She widened her mouth and tearily accused, “How could y-you smash your egg?”
“This isn’t my egg.” Mu Chen’s lips twitched as he replied, almost losing control. He wanted to strangle her.
The man breathed deeply.
He looked up and glanced at the broken egg in her hands indifferently, his lips twitched as he forced a smile at the sight of her teary eyes, “This is your egg.”
Ye Sang pouted and wanted to cry.
This is the eggie she spent the whole day with, wuwuwu.
And Mu Chen mercilessly smashed it.
She was upset.
But the culprit Mu Chen continued to stab knives into her heart.
The man looked at the egg in her hand for a while and forced back his laugh.
“Little friend.”
He couldn’t help but say, “Your egg…”
After a pause, Mu Chen said,
“…Is broken.”
“…” Ye Sang’s round cat eyes were filled with tears and sobs overflowed. She completely broke down and wailed, “Wah——”
He’s bullying her!
Wuwuwu.
Ye Sang had never felt so wronged like this!
Mu Chen: “….”
His head was hurting from the noise. He looked at the little thing and laughed angrily, “You said my balls are f****** broken and I didn’t cry, why are you crying?”
Ye Sang ignored him and kept wailing in despair.
Mu Chen’s temples throbbed furiously and felt horrible.
The reality proved that brats were too hard to comfort.
If his study’s soundproof system wasn’t good enough, all the maids downstairs would’ve heard her.
And they would think that he’s abusing her.
YeSang stared at him with her round cat eyes and pouted while accusing through sobs, “Sangsang’s egg…”
Mu Chen heard about the egg again and felt sick.
He breathed deeply and clenched his teeth, “I’ll give you one tomorrow morning.”
The little thing wiped her tears away and after staring at him for a while, she finally stopped talking with a pout.
“Then, then….” She pointed at the test hesitantly, “Wrong question.”
Mu Chen controlled the urge to slap her and pulled her to him. The little thing smelled nice and she was a soft ball in fluffy pajamas, she was blank for a few seconds after getting pulled into his arms, “Uncle…”
Mu Chen ignored her and calmed himself down. He glanced at the wrong questions on the test paper and raised an eyebrow. He smiled lightly and his voice raised up brightly, “How could you even get these wrong?”
He discovered that all the wrong questions were math questions.
Other than a few choking answers for literature, the rest were decent.
Ye Sang pouted and humphed.
None of her grandpas could teach her math.
Mu Chen carefully checked through her test.
The further he went, the more his head started to hurt. What kind of responses are these?
“Fifteen times three equals eighteen?” Mu Chen pinched her soft earlobes and narrowed his eyes while smiling gloomily, “Brat, did your sports teacher teach you math?”
Even if a sports teacher taught her math, she shouldn’t be like this.
Ye Sang pouted.
Of course she could tell that this daddy didn’t like her, even hated her.
Mu Chen took out a thin bamboo stick and blinked his pretty eyes as he pulled a fake smile, “Good girl.”
“Let uncle teach you how to do these.”
The little thing: “…”
*
The big one and small one were battling against a test bitterly.
Mu Chen never thought that he would lose to kindergarten level math questions.
And he never thought that he would have to teach a brat how to do homework!!
And the thing was that this brat just won’t take anything in.
Mu Chen’s temples throbbed furiously and asked again, unwilling to give up, “Tell me again, what’s seven times eight?”
Ye Sang tilted her to the side and seriously counted with her fingers, then confidently replied, “Equals fifteen!”
Mu Chen: “…”
He felt the need to curse right now.
“What did you use to calculate it? Ye Sangsang!!! This isn’t addition, THIS ISN’T ADDITION!! How many f****** times do I have to tell you?”
The man had a mental breakdown and watched the sleepy little thing stare too much at the broken egg.
He seized the egg from her, “You are not allowed to eat! Let me ask you again, seven times eight equals to?!”
The little thing stood obediently in front of him but pouted unhappily as he took away her egg. She swayed her fluffy head and replied crisply and confidently, “Equals fifteen!”
Mu Chen: “…”
“Get the f*** out of here.”
He was dying from raging.
“Are you really Huo Yao or Shen Chuchen’s daughter?” The man stared at her suspiciously and furiously pinched her meaty little face.
He can’t imagine those two men who loved to stir up trouble having a silly penguin-looking little thing behind them every time they planned something evil.
The thought of it alone was enough to make him have a breakdown.
“Then I’ll ask you something else.”
Mu Chen breathed deeply and pointed at the test. He smiled and asked word by word:
“Can you guess the intention of the person who wrote the question?”
The little thing’s strand of hair drooped down. Because she couldn’t even eat her egg, she looked like she just lost her life goal.
Ye Sang replied gloomily with her milky tone, “He wants me to die.”
Mu Chen: “…”
Get out already!!!
He stared at the lifeless looking little thing and felt lost.
Why is there a terrifying creature like Ye Sang on earth?!
Mu Chen closed his eyes and forced himself to calm down. He pointed at the literature question and asked, “Hoeing the grass under the noonday sun? His sweat drips on the ground beneath the seedling? Why didn’t you do this?”
Did he even need to teach her something like this?
Didn’t her teacher tell her what this means?
The man stared at her and tried his best to calm down.
Ye Sang’s voice trembled. She got too many questions wrong and that dog daddy Mu Chen would hit her palm with the bamboo stick.
The little thing couldn’t stand it and sobbed as she replied, “C-Chu…He is too greedy…”
A question mark appeared on Mu Chen’s head.
The little thing covered her red hand from getting hit, “He doesn’t only want to f*** Dang Wu…”
Ye Sang felt wronged, “He didn’t plan to let Han Di and Xia Tu go too.”
Mu Chen: “…”
Chu He f*** Dang Wu? 1
F***? Dang Wu?
?!!
The man froze for a few seconds as he was deeply shocked by her logic.
Mu Chen grinded his teeth and asked back, “Ye! Sang! Sang!! Who taught you this?”
Chu He is too greedy?!
Is that supposed to be a normal answer?
Ye Sang shrank her neck and whispered, “G-Grandpa.”
Mu Chen laughed angrily.
He finally realized that it was one of the ten miracles that Shen Chuchen and Huo Yao haven’t strangled her yet.
