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Fishing the Myriad Heavens Chapter 366

Chapter 366: Dumbfounded

Chapter 366: Dumbfounded

Translator: AstralGhost Editor: Kurisu

The yard was filled with all kinds of different flowers blooming together. Many of the flowers which were not supposed to be growing at this time of the year were blossoming resplendently. Numerous butterflies and bees flitted through the garden jovially.

Mystic One, the Cerberus and the little fox were all sitting before the pot, watching the donkey soup with unblinkingly eyes.

Bei Feng lightly sprinkled some salt into it and recalled the Azure Alchemist Fire.

Initially, he had thought of using the Alchemist Azure Fire to burn the evil source energy away. That was because the flame simply sounded too amazing. However, the flame itself was nearly extinguished when it came near to the evil source energy. From then on, Bei Feng did not dare to take that risk anymore.

A large pot of donkey broth was soon done, and paired with hot piping White River Rice and some specially prepared chili sauce.

Every grain of rice was cooked to perfection, with none sticking together. When bitten into, it tasted like top grade caviar.

With a light bite, the rich taste of the fragrant white rice permeated through the mouth. Each grain was chewy, yet not sticky at all.

Donkey broth belonged more to a light and refreshing kind of food. It could be eaten by itself, and did not lack in taste.

However, Bei Feng had already grown used to having rice with every meal. He did not eat it just because the bland taste of rice complemented everything. Although the lightness of the broth was good in itself, the meal would not contain the joy and enjoyment of stuffing one’s face with rice if it was eaten alone.

The donkey meat was thoroughly cooked; its texture was somewhat similar to jelly when grabbed by the chopsticks. One could see the meat quivering lightly as they raised it to their mouths.

Bei Feng gently swiped the meat over the chili sauce, tainting it with a faint crimson sheen. He sprinkled some chopped fresh green onions over the top. At a glance, the meat looked incredibly appetizing!

The Cerberus looked unblinkingly at Bei Feng with all three heads, while the little fox also sat down like an obedient child. It’d even brought its own bowl to the table and was sitting there calmly.

Mystic One had completely discarded her ice queen image, sitting on the edge of her seat like a greedy child.

An unprecedented calm reigned in Bei Feng’s heart at this moment. Every time he looked over to the side of the table at the empty set of plates and chopsticks, he would fall into a solemn silence.

Seeing the bunch of hungry fellows sitting in front of him, Bei Feng could not help but chuckle a little. He fished out the huge thigh bone and placed it before the Cerberus.

Then, he calmly picked up the little fox’s bowl and scooped a small spoonful of soup for it. As for Mystic Moon, she only received a ladle of soup and two pieces of meat.

The two beasts and one human looked up at Bei Feng with stupefied expressions as though they were thinking of rebelling.

Looking at the little bit of food before them versus the huge pile of meat before Bei Feng, everyone nearly cried aloud together about the injustice!

“This Lord Dog wants meat!” the Cerberus demanded through mental transmission as it cast a disdainful gaze at the smooth bone before it. That bone was so smooth that it looked like it had been licked clean by a dog before. There wasn’t the slightest morsel of meat on it at all!

“Meep!”

The little fox stood up on its two legs and meeped in protest. It pointed its little paws at the two pieces of meat in Mystic One’s bowl in a disgruntled manner as if it was saying, “I don’t want soup. I want meat too!”

Mystic One didn’t say anything, but a sneaky look passed on her face as she eyed the large pile of meat in front of Bei Feng.

“A bunch of greedy ghosts! Finish what you have in front of you first! If you’re not stuffed to death by the time you’re done, I’ll give the whole pot of meat to you!”

Bei Feng snorted with exasperation.

Seeing that their protests were ineffective, the few of them could only lower their heads to tackle the food before them.

Each of them looked more ferocious than the other as they ripped at their food, as if they were imagining that the Bei Feng was in their bowls!

All three heads of the Cerberus were opened wide, revealing rows upon rows of incredibly sharp teeth!

“Kuang!”

“Yip!”

A tragic cry rang out, and everyone turned their gazes to the Cerberus.

“AH! AH! This Lord Dog is going to die from the pain!”

The Cerberus’s teeth had been shattered, falling all over the floor. Each head had lost at least three to five teeth, causing the poor creature to recoil with pain!

The huge thigh bone in front of them was completely unharmed. Apart from the scars left by Bei Feng when he chopped it apart, there wasn’t even a single teeth mark on it!

“Wu, wu!”

Insatiable and Black Hole whimpered pitifully and raised their heads at Bei Feng.

“What did those two say?”

Bei Feng didn’t know what those two fellows were saying, so he turned to Indigestion instead.

Indigestion had a weird expression on his face as he asked, “Are you sure you want me to translate it?”

“If I ask you to tell me, just do it. What’s the point of asking nonsensical questions?”

Bei Feng gave Indigestion a rap on its forehead and prepared himself to listen to what those two little fellows said.

“Those two idiotic fellows asked what kind of motherf*cking stuff you just fed to them, causing all their teeth to drop!”

“Bang!”

Indigestion fled as soon as it finished its translation. But before it could get far, it was caught by Bei Feng again and given another sharp rap on the head.

Indigestion pouted in an extremely aggrieved manner. It felt like it had been wronged greatly. It was you who wanted this Lord Dog to translate for you, but it was still this Lord Dog that got hit in the end!

Bei Feng shook his head with exasperation. With a flick of his hand, Soaring Rainbow flew out and darted around his body briefly. Then, it instantly appeared beside the bone and brushed lightly against it once before returning to him.

After being refined continuously by Bei Feng’s bountiful blood and Qi energy, the structure of the Broken Star Ores and the Golden Geng metal had become more condensed. The next step would naturally be to meld the two different metals together, combining them into a brand-new type of metal!

The thigh bone which could not be hurt by the teeth of a powerful Cerberus was easily split apart in the middle by Soaring Rainbow into two pieces.

The Cerberus came leaping back eagerly at it pushed the bone apart lightly. A bright light burst out from the bone as it fell open, causing the Cerberus to squint all six of its eyes in response.

A bunch of gooey golden yellow marrow laid glistening in the hollows of the bone, emanating a thick fragrance.

“Ao-wu~”

Insatiable and Black Hole were so excited that they even began howling like a wolf!

“Indigestion, you should watch these two greedy little fellows properly! I don’t want to see a scenario where you lot die from being overstuffed!”

Bei Feng’s voice drifted over, causing Indigestion to shiver slightly.

At this time, it suddenly remembered the fist-sized piece of meat Bei Feng gave it the last time. That time, it had nearly gotten into trouble from eating too recklessly!

“However, this Lord Dog is now a peak primary stage Xiantian dog! That piece of meat the last time would only be sufficient to be a morning snack for this Lord Dog now!”

Indigestion smirked nonchalantly as it rolled out its tongue and lapped up some of that delicious-looking bone marrow.

The moment the bone marrow roiled down its throat and entered its stomach, the Cerberus immediately felt an incredible amount of energy surge through its entire body!

“Not good!”

Indigestion’s face changed drastically. Not bothering with the protests of the other two fellows, it charged madly towards the yard!

“Hong long long!”

A series of rumbling sounds drifted over.

“I’ve told you so earlier… you just wouldn’t listen.”

Bei Feng looked at the huge creature speechlessly. Looks like he would need to adjust his stance with these fellows again.

Sighing lightly, Bei Feng placed a piece of donkey meat into his mouth. The texture of the meat felt like jelly when it entered his mouth, quivering lightly.

Biting down lightly, he discovered that all the gelatinous quality of the meat was locked within itself, not overflowing in the slightest.

The first thing that came to mind when he bit down was that the meat was tender and chewy. As he chewed further, the smoothness and purity of the meat was displayed fully. The taste was the last element to be unleashed.

The fragrance of the meat was so intense that it was like watching a hundreds to millions of tons of lava spewing out from a volcano, enveloping everything around it!

This sort of heavenly taste coupled with the tenderness of the meat caused anyone who tried it to sink into a perfect state of blissfulness!

“The ancient people indeed didn’t lie!” Bei Feng exclaimed aloud and proceeded to gorge himself with the food.

Although it seemed like there was a lot of food in the pot, most of it was just soup. The meat on the thigh bone had mostly been sliced off by Bei Feng in the beginning after all.

This time, the amount of donkey meat most likely did not even reach two jin. However, just this two jin of meat was enough to make Bei Feng feel so bloated that it was uncomfortable. After eating just a third of the meat and drinking some soup, Bei Feng immediately rushed off to practice the Minor Illumination Body Tempering Technique to remove the excess energy from the meat.

Fishing the Myriad Heavens

Fishing the Myriad Heavens

垂釣諸天
Score 8.5
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2016 Native Language: Chinese
Tired of the schemes and strifes of city life, Bei Feng finally returned to his hometown in the countryside While picking asters ‘neath the Eastern fence; My gaze upon the Southern mountain rests; Rearing a few chickens and ducks, I shall lead a simple and leisurely life! However, who would have thought that fate would play a huge joke on Bei Feng? All kinds of magical items and beings of the Myriad Worlds could actually be fished out of the Ancient Well in his yard! Even a chicken reeled out of the well ended up chasing Bei Feng all over the yard and beating him black and blue! Speechless and aggrieved, he asked the Heavens: if, that day, he’d fished out a Dragon instead of a chicken, what would’ve happened to him!

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