Translator: Atlas Studios Editor:Atlas Studios
Qiu Qiu called not only to announce the good news of winning the championship.
“Master! Our first place is a done deal! I’m not surprised at all! We’re the first to complete it, and our surgical perfection is also first place. If we don’t win the championship, who will? Do you know what I’m most surprised about now, Master?!” Qiu Qiu was incoherent with excitement.
Gu Qiqi had to move the receiver away from her ear. “Yes. What’s the most surprising?”
“Good people will be rewarded, evil people will be punished!” Qiu Qiu said these words with a righteous expression.
Gu Qiqi laughed out loud.
“You’re going to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my midterm exam paper, right?”
“Hehehehe, Master! Really! Look at how kind we are. We treated illnesses and saved people. The outcome was definitely deserving of first place. Whereas some people’s hearts became so dark that they died. Indeed, they’re definitely first from the bottom!”
“Yes. Are the last places the team from the clinical medicine school and Forensic Medical School?”
D*mn it. Master, are you a fairy descending to the mortal world? How did you know?!”
Gu Qiqi was speechless.
Of course, she knew.
That was because, cough, cough, cough. She had dug this pit herself just to cheat those two teams to death.
Qiu Qiu said in admiration, “Master, I never expected them to be so stupid! Didn’t the clinical medicine school draw the rabies patient? Liu Guanghui was so smug. After giving the patient a rabies serum, he was still waiting to be first place. Guess what happened in the end?”
Gu Qigi said lightly, “In the end, he missed the tetanus shot.”
“D*mn it! Master, I admire you too much! Really, he didn’t notice at all that a wound was cut by a rusty wire on a dog chain. It wasn’t a bite from a dog, so that wound should be treated according to tetanus. In the end, naturally, he lost half of his points and only received a pitiful 50 points. It’s even
inferior to the 60 points from the veterinary school! Today, the happiest people will be those from the veterinary school. The goddess they admire is first, and the clinical medicine they hate is last, haha.”
Gu Qigi was speechless.
This should be attributed to the little dirty turtle cutting a wound on the fake patient with the wire in its mouth.
“Master! Do you know what happened in the Forensic Medical School? The patient that Qin Zhiming drew needed emergency treatment for pesticide poisoning, He thought that it would be over if he gave him some antidote…”
“He didn’t expect that the patient still had some skin burned by pesticides. He didn’t notice.”
“D*mn it, Master! I’m already prostrating myself in admiration towards you! Brilliant! It’s precisely because of this illness that they missed out on it. Thus, it was also a miserable 50 points. Hahaha, the professor from the Forensic Medical School darkened his face on the spot and reprimanded Qin
Zhiming. He said that he actually made such a stupid mistake after studying for two years. It was simply embarrassing. He left in a huff…”
Gu Qiqi said, “Yes. He has been busy stepping on two different boats these two years and fooling around everywhere. Naturally, he’s ignorant and incompetent.”
She rubbed the little dirty turtle’s head rewardingly. Not bad. The two teams’ pits were dug perfectly. They couldn’t say anything about their sufferings.
The little dirty turtle shook its head and wagged its tail smugly. “Master, I’ve also done what you wanted me to do just now! I’ve already added some ingredients to that Yang Xiaoging’s favorite cigarette according to your instructions and mixed it in the smoke! I’m just waiting to see the outcome of him
courting death, heh heh!”
Gu Qiqi: Very good.
Waiting to harvest the next unlucky person!
Qiu Qiu reported smugly and asked Gu Qiqi if she wanted to attend the celebratory banquet tonight.
Suddenly, halfway through her question, she wailed. “How can this be?! Shen Ping is too cunning! He cheated!”
Gu Qiqi raised her eyebrows… “What’s wrong?”
