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Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1490

Chapter 1490 - If you don't know how to do anything, what did you come out for?

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

Are you surprised?

Even if I don’t actively stop the needle as it shoots towards me, you can only dream of it actually piercing through my body!

On the outside, Song Shuhang had the virtuous lamia readily protecting his body. On the inside, he had the Tyrant King Expert’s Shield of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure, which also had the ability to automatically protect its master. In addition, he had the Fifth Stage Black Iron Godly Armor, which also had a similar automatic body protection effect.

Even if these weren’t with him, he still had spiritual energy protecting his body.

The anesthesia gun’s shots would never have been able to reach Song Shuhang’s actual body.

[Damn it, what just happened? Is there any glass on this guy’s body?]

[Let’s all shoot him together.]

[If so many anesthesia shots were to penetrate his body, wouldn’t he die?]

[It’s fine. As long as we handle this well, we can deal with his death quite easily.]

Song Shuhang thought, They’re this cruel?

If that’s the case, don’t blame me.

The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth rose slightly. He was getting ready to see these guys’ expressions after a short while. After all, it was natural to repay kindness with kindness and cruelty with cruelty.

Did they really think that he was easy to bully just because he had a kind-looking face?

At this moment, a gate appeared and opened right in front of Song Shuhang.

It was a spatial gate.

Could Senior White have finally had enough playing around?

No… Senior White would never use spatial gates when traveling. His spatial talent was completely different from the spatial gates of Tribulation Transcenders.

In that case, who was it?

The virtuous lamia also sensed the spatial fluctuations, so she no longer played with the random small fries, and immediately wrapped her figure around Song Shuhang’s in order to guard against what or who might emerge from the spatial gate.

Due to their attention having been drawn to the spatial gate, they didn’t even notice the needles from the anesthesia guns being shot and rebounding.

Bang, bang, bang.

All the needles nailed themselves on the scales of the tail of the virtuous lamia, twisting strangely along with her tail.

In the eyes of the invisible guys, just as the anesthesia needles were about to hit the shop owner, they suddenly stopped in mid-air before twisting around strangely.

[Superpower?]

[Mental powers?]

[However, hasn’t the subject of superpowers been proven to be false? We haven’t found the possibility of superpowers activating within human beings.]

[This is strange, ready your weapons. I don’t believe that he’ll be able to block even bullets.]

At this time, a jade foot stepped out of the spatial gate.

The feet were as white as jade, slightly arched, the curves were graceful, and the toes had pink nail polish.

Afterward, a girl in a black skirt stepped out of the spatial gate.

On her skirt, there was a pearl that was as big as a pigeon egg.

The moment that the black dress girl appeared, she saw a group of strange guys holding strange weapons, and shooting at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang seemed to turn a blind eye to them. He supported his chin with his interlocked fingers while having a serious look on his face.

“Hmm… I didn’t expect you to have such a hobby. You like sitting still and having people attack you?” The black dress girl looked at Song Shuhang, and calmly said, “If you have such a hobby, then I could help you with that.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

If I said that I’m trying to act cool, would you believe me?

That’s right, although I’m sitting still and letting them shoot me wildly with their anesthesia guns, I’m only showing off. You have to believe me.

Those invisible guys couldn’t stop their eyes from widening when they saw a woman with black hair and a black dress suddenly appear in the restaurant.

What kind of magic was that?

How did she suddenly appear here?

They really could not grasp how this woman in the black dress appeared—could it be that she had run over at supersonic speed?

“Hello, Senior Chu.” Song Shuhang smiled slightly. “Senior Chu, did you also discover that I just opened a business? Have you come as a customer?”

“Opened a business?” The black-dressed woman turned her head, looked around, and then she asked in confusion, “A restaurant?”

Song Shuhang said, “Exactly.”

Pavilion Master Chu Two calmly said, “But I’m already quite full today after eating 11 tentacles, the very large kind.”

Song Shuhang said, “You can have dessert after dinner, can’t you?”

Then, he turned around.

Ugh… Chu Chu was still fighting the patterned man in the Inner World.

Song Shuhang was afraid to open the Inner World at this moment.

Pavilion Master Chu One was still soaking herself in the living spring. If he were to open a gate to the Inner World, Pavilion Master Chu Two could immediately sense Pavilion Master Chu One’s aura, and take that opportunity to dive into his Inner World.

At that time, he wouldn’t be able to stop Pavilion Master Chu Two.

As such, he could only find someone else to replace Chu Chu.

Song Shuhang stared at the few guys who were invisible, and said, “Hey, you guys, stop being dazed. You shot me with anesthesia guns, so stop fooling around. Do you really think that I can’t see you?”

The group of guys who were invisible felt bitterness in their hearts—they realized that the strange shop owner had found them long ago.

Song Shuhang pointed at invisible man number one, and asked, ” You, do you know how to make desserts?”

Invisible man number one shook his head.

“Idiot, if you don’t know how to make desserts, what did you come out for?” Song Shuhang sent a slap towards him.

The palm wind made a thunderous sound.

“Bam~”

Invisible man number one’s helmet was smashed into pieces, and his entire person was sent flying and spinning away while blood covered his face.

With a bam, invisible man number one had fallen.

The invisible equipment on his body lost its effect, and his bloody face twitched as he passed out.

Song Shuhang continued to ask, “Next, you, can you make desserts?”

Invisible man number two said, “I… I can make scrambled egg rice?”

“Fool, I can also make egg fried rice. I can even make golden egg fried rice, probably even better than you. If you aren’t as good as me, then why would I need you?” Song Shuhang sent out another slap.

Under the ferocious wind from his palm, the sound of booming thunder resounded.

“Aaah~” invisible man number two screamed as he was sent flying out.

His helmet shattered in midair while his face became bloodied.

With a puff, invisible man number two had fallen.

He landed less loudly than invisible man number one because half of his body landed on him.

“Next, what can you do?” Song Shuhang turned his head and stared at invisible man number three.

“Die, you damn devil!” Invisible man number three took out his gun and shot at Song Shuhang wildly.

The rain of bullets lit up the entire restaurant.

Song Shuhang looked impatient, and when invisible man number three fired, he sent out a slap.

This time the palm wind turned into a whirlwind visible to the naked eye, and all the bullets that shot towards Song Shuhang were caught by the palm wind, and became part of the whirlwind.

The palm wind fell on the invisible man number three.

“Boom~” All of the armor on number three’s body exploded.

Number three screamed like a pig being slaughtered as his entire body became covered in blood.

“Bang~” He got stuck onto the wall first, then slipped down, leaving a trail of blood on the wall.

The remaining invisible people were all stunned silly.

The eyes of the blonde girl under the cash register shone brightly, her hands balling into fists.

The shop owner is an ordinary person who has not undergone a mechanical transformation, yet he has such monstrous strength.

What kind of technology is this?

How did he become so powerful?

Is he from the Department of Superpower Research? Biochemical Warrior Department? Variant System? Or Gene Unlocking System?

The blond girl found her spirit for research burning fiercely.

I really want to know, I really want to understand…

The delicacy of knowledge, I really want to taste it!

The desire for unknown knowledge made her forget her fear.

Song Shuhang looked at the fourth invisible person, and then raised his hand. I’ve suddenly gotten a little lazy, should I just directly send out a palm?

Invisible man number four anxiously asked, “Shop owner, are you not going to ask me if I can make anything first?”

If the shop owner were to send out a palm, he would follow in the footsteps of his companions, rotating 360 degrees in midair with a bloodied face before falling unconscious.

He felt a sharp pain just seeing it.

Song Shuhang said, “Can you?”

“I can. I really do know a little. I can bake cakes. I can see that there is an oven in the kitchen, and I should be able to use that. If there’s cream, I could make it a little more beautiful. I can also serve a simple vegetable salad on the side.” Invisible man number four quickly added, “My ex-girlfriend liked to eat cakes, I learned to make it at the time.”

Song Shuhang said, “A talent! Our restaurant needs talents like you. Take off your equipment and go and make a cake. Tell me if you don’t have enough ingredients.”

Invisible man number four quickly took off the invisible equipment and weapons on his body before running all the way to the kitchen to make a cake.

Song Shuhang looked at invisible man number five. “What about you? What can you make?”

How could he receive Senior Chu Two only with a cake? The more dishes, the better.

Invisible man number five raised his hand, and said, “I can make ice cream. If there aren’t enough ingredients, I could make some smoothies instead.”

“Very well, take off your equipment and go to the kitchen to help.” Song Shuhang waved his hand.

Invisible man number five felt relieved.

Then, Song Shuhang looked at the last invisible man.

“I don’t know anything, are you going to beat me up?” Invisible man number six said with tears streaming down his face.

Song Shuhang said, “What are you afraid of? I’m not the devil. I noticed that you were the only guy who didn’t shoot me with an anesthesia gun. You were worried that I would get hurt if the dosage was too large. You have a good personality. Take your equipment off, and I can let you off.”

Invisible man number six took off his equipment after pondering for a moment.

“Right, before you leave, look at my finger.” Song Shuhang showed his virtuous finger.

Invisible man number six looked at Song Shuhang’s finger.

The virtuous finger flashed sharply.

Invisible man number six exclaimed, “Ah, it’s so bright, what the hell!”

The puppet maiden appropriately used the memory-erasing technique.

Then, she waved her finger.

Afterward, invisible man number six was sent flying out of the restaurant.

The door to the restaurant closed automatically.

Invisible man number six looked around with a dazed expression. “Strange, where am I? I remember that I received a mission? What was the mission?”

Pavilion Master Chu Two was expressionless as she watched Song Shuhang finish dealing with the group of invisible people.

After Song Shuhang dealt with the invisible people, she said, “Before I eat, I have something to ask you. My head, when are you going to return it to me?”

Song Shuhang solemnly said, “What? Senior Chu, what do you mean ‘your head’? I don’t know anything.”

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “Then I’ll ask you another question, where’s the Almighty Merchant?”

Song Shuhang said, “This, I really don’t know.”

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “If you don’t know anything, what did you come out for?”

F*ck, isn’t that the line I just used?

Cultivation Chat Group

Cultivation Chat Group

CCG, Xiu Zhen Liao Tian Qun, 修真聊天群
Score 8.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2015 Native Language: Chinese
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

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