Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations
The two security guards instantly whipped out their torchlight and aimed it straight at Zhao Xue’s clothes. A furry white cat slowly emerged from the blinding light.
“There’s a cat?”
With fear clawing through them, the two guards slowly approached this suspicious scat. However, the cat seemed to be startled by their movement and immediately disappeared into the bushes.
The two guards shot each other a confused look but chose not to chase after it. After all, what’s the big deal with a cat emerging from a set of clothes? They had far more important assignments to attend to.
Seeing the dead body lying on the ground, the two guards made the only logical decision – call the police.
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Meanwhile, the cat continued to spring through the gardens as if its life depended on it. Finally, it plunged head first next to a huge tree with its eyes staring blankly skywards.
“Why did this happen?” Zhao Xue raised her hands only to see a pair of furry paws.
She opened her mouth only to hear purring. She could not even utter a single word.
“I guess it’s only natural that I cannot speak now that I’ve turned into a cat.” Zhao Xue’s cat brows locked together as she began thinking about her next course of action.
At this juncture, she heard a series of low rumbling sounds emerging from within. A shadow slowly appeared from the bushes and it stopped immediately in front of Zhao Xue.
Squinting her eyes together, Zhao Xue was shocked by what she saw, “Carrot Head?”
The cat standing directly opposite her was a large orange cat which resided in her school. Zhao Xue would often take a detour to the canteen to feed it.
Because of all the food which the college students had kindly offered to it, the orange cat had a body full of long, luscious fur. It even sported a big, round belly, making it exceptionally adorable.
However, there was an unprecedented viciousness in its glare. It then slowly shifted it weights towards its hind feet and swang its tail from one side to another. The hostility was palpable.
“D*mn it. I think it’s the territorial instincts residing in all stray cats’ consciousness. Now that I have turned into a cat, she is treating me as her enemy!”
Zhao Xue struggled to return to her feet but it was futile. She couldn’t even exert a single ounce of strength to stand, leaving her completely helpless.
The strong body which she had trained using Sphynx Cat’s ability had vanished in an instant. The frightening explosive power which she once had was gone. She was stuck in the body of a three months old kitten.
“There’s no way I can defeat it.” Zhao Xue pondered, “My only option is to escape.”
To think that she was able to subdue the previous apostle with minimal effort and yet was held against her will by this ordinary cat.
The mere mention of the previous apostle caused her temples to throb with rage. If not for him force feeding her the medicine, she would not have ended up in this state.
While Zhao Xue was caught in her own thoughts, Carrot Head’s deafening meow jolted her out of it as it leaped towards her.
After a barrage of scratching and biting, Zhao Xue finally managed to limp out of the gardens. With a heavy heart, she thought, “This hurts like hell. I think my hind legs are completely torn from all that biting. I need to find a place to rest, fast. Also … I’m so hungry.”
Maybe it was because the cat was simply too frail which explained the excruciating hunger which Zhao Xue was experiencing. She was completely devoid of energy.
Suddenly, she noticed something in the corner of her eyes. The man looked like a pervert and exuded a bone-chilling aura. There was even a tinge of viciousness emanating from his eyes.
“Zhao Yao? What is he doing in my school?”
In her eyes, Zhao Yao was still that same ordinary man. She just thought that he somehow managed to swindle some rich man’s money to open his cat café. Despite his vile temper, he was still a harmless man.
“I should just reach out to him for help.” Zhao Xue thought, “Didn’t he open a cat café? That just mean that he loves cats, doesn’t it? I should seek refuge at his place and find a way to meet King George. He is the only one that can save me now.”
With her mind decided, she approached Zhao Yao with her remaining strength. Halfway into her journey, she suddenly felt a pair of tiny hands scooping her off the ground.
“Hmph?”
Zhao Xue was completely flabbergasted when she swept her head back. It was a young girl who was at most eight years old. She was overwhelmed with happiness as she exclaimed, “Tiny kitty!” The girl was grinning from ear to ear as she cradled Zhao Xue in her arms. There was no way Zhao Xue could break free regardless of how much she struggled.
The girl screamed, “Look! There’s a kitty cat!”
Instantly, four young boys rushed over with their eyes staring expectantly in Zhao Xue’s direction.
Her heart sank immediately, “Don’t tell me that I’ve ended up in the hands of these kids?” At the same time, she began to scream, “Help me! Someone!” However, it was futile. She couldn’t utter a single human word. All that was heard were meows and purrs.
Zhao Xue could only watch as her only source of hope disappeared before her eyes. Suddenly, a voice rang from behind her, “The five of you, can you return me my cat?”
One of the boys who sported a buzz cut retorted, “Why should I do that? We found this cat first!”
The kids turned around only to see this scary, weird-looking man who started sniggering, “Hmph, in order to deal with you kids, I especially devised a special technique. Behold my spell!”
The elementary school kids stood rooted to the ground as a deluge of information flooded their mind.
What was the product of adding 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + … + 100?
Mr. Zhang wrote four distinct integers on the whiteboard. By randomly adding three of the integers together, you would derive 45, 46, 49 and 52.What was the smallest integer amongst them?
How could you arrange 10 coins in 5 rows while ensuring that there were at least 4 coins in each row?
This was a technique Zhao Yao had devised after Porn Tsunami. It was created solely against primary school kids.
By digesting hundreds and thousands of questions from every available assessment book, Zhao Yao had condensed the questions into one which would strike fear in everyone’s minds.
“Ah! So many questions! So many!”
“I can’t do it! I simply cannot manage!”
A series of screams emerged from the students as they ran off in all directions. They even casually threw the cat on the ground as they made their escape.
Zhao Yao nodded his head contently as he observed the results of the mental battle. He rubbed the back of his hand against his forehead and thought, “Hmph, I guess this technique is still rather effective.”
He then cocked his head towards Zhao Xue and said, “Alright, don’t worry it’s over. Anyway, stop mixing around with these elementary school kids.”
Zhao Yao only came to her rescue when he heard a cat’s screaming amidst all the kids’ laughter.
On one end, he was afraid that the kids might accidentally hurt the supercat. On the other hand, he was afraid that the opposite would happen.
Because she was unaffected by Zhao Yao’s illusion, Zhao Xue had no clue as to how he managed to scare the kids away. Still, she was overwhelmed with emotions when she saw her brother standing immediately in front of her.
