Book 14 Chapter 02 – Re-visiting The Brothel
Xiang Shaolong agilely leapt over the wall and landed in the garden of Drunken Wind Brothel.
It is two am in the morning and the several entertainment buildings behind the main building are still lighted and filled with sounds of music and singing.
Xiang Shaolong took some time before he could determine the exact building Guan Zhongxie had hosted him earlier. Strangely, the building is still lighted. Xiang Shaolong was perplexed, thinking that another batch of guests is now occupying their room.
Curious, he took advantage of the shadows of the trees and bushes to creep nearer to the building. As silent as a mouse, he finally reached the perimeter of the building and hurriedly prone down with his heart thumping wildly.
He was taken by surprise by several strongmen guarding the main door and he could recognize some of them to be Lu Buwei’s personal escorts.
Is Lu Buwei here?
He peered harder into the darkness and noticed that the building was securely guarded by men in all four corners.
Of course, they do not pose an obstacle to an elite soldier like him who can climb walls and swing from buildings.
He scrutinized his surroundings and chose a tall tree besides the building. He stealthily shimmied up the tree and shot his grappling hook onto a roof tile. Once the rope is tightened, he carefully glided onto the roof and peeped into the building through one of the ventilation gaps.
He was so completely overwhelmed by what he saw that his body turned cold immediately and he nearly fell off the roof.
Under the illumination of the bright oil lamps, he saw Guan Zhongxie, Mo Ao, Brothel Owner Wu Fu, Guiyan and Dan Meimei analyzing the spilled wine under the table.
Wu Fu sighed: “Mister Mo is truly a genius. First, you advised me to use precious gifts to lower his guard; then we misled him that Meimei is going to poison him when the real culprit is Guiyan.”
Guan Zhongxie commented:“I am full of respect for Brother Mo’s abilities. Now, that kid thought that he had managed to escape our poisoning and will lower his guard. What a thrilling outcome!’’
The main door opened and a delighted Lu Buwei strolled in arrogantly.
As Xiang Shaolong was totally flabbergasted at this revelation, Dan Meimei gracefully leaped into the arms of Lu Buwei and cooed: “Meimei has scored a huge merit for Premier Lu. How do you plan to reward me?”
Lu Buwei hugged her slender waist before patting her hips and laughed：“Fine! Then let me serve you in bed tonight!’’
Mo Ao’s hand snaked out and embraced Guiyan, adding：“Premier must not forget our dear Guiyan. Without her skilful tongue, Xiang Shaolong will not be tricked.’’
Above them, Xiang Shaolong was nearly fainting. How he wished he can jump straight down and slaughter all of them at once.
Heaven!
There is a poison pill in his stomach now. He had no knowledge of surgery and his death is imminent.
Still embracing Dan Meimei, Lu Buwei walked over to the spilled wine and took a closer look. He chortled：“Xiang Shaolong, even with your intelligence, you are only good enough to be my puppet. You made a mistake when you thought you have discarded the poisoned wine. When the poison takes effect, you will die an unexplainable death.’’
Xiang Shaolong had a brainwave and saw a ray of hope.
If the pill is stuck in his throat, he can still survive.
Guan Zhongxie remarked：“Miss Meimei’s performance is brilliant. I am almost convinced by your acting too.’’
Lu Buwei leaned forward and kissed her tightly on the lips, making her squirm and aroused.
Guan Zhongxie clapped Wu Fu’s shoulder and smiled：“When everything is over, Boss Wu will surely be promoted to a high official post!’’
Wu Fu gave his thanks and worriedly asked: “Is there a chance that he may spit the pill out?’’
Leaning on Mo Ao, Guiyan assured：“Boss can put your mind at ease. The pill is very sticky and if not for his tongue entering my mouth, I will not be able to feed him the pill too.’’
Mo Ao revealed: “The weakness of the pill is that it sticks to the bottom of the wine cup. Otherwise, Little Yan need not feed him with your tongue and let him take advantage of you.”
Guan Zhongxie laughed：“He only took a little advantage. The big advantage will be taken by you tonight!’’
All the men laughed while the ladies protested.
Xiang Shaolong was in a state of panic. He could not wait to leave and remove the pill from his throat.
What an excellent plan! In the midst of all the kissing, he was intoxicated and did not realize that it was a kiss of death.
He was too careless and did not anticipate his opponent to guess that he knows Dan Meimei’s background. His earlier antics looked so ridiculous now.
Lu Buwei smiled：“The night is painfully short. Mister Mo should retire to Guiyan’s room and serve her well for her hard work.’’
He faced Wu Fu and added：“You have done well. I will see to your reward.’’
Laughing, he left with Dan Meimei still his in arms.
Xiang Shaolong groaned loudly.
From his open mouth, Teng Yi used a pair of bronze clippers to extract a black pill and put it on a plate. The pill is extremely small and it is about the size of a housefly.
Besides him, Tao Fang, Jing Jun, Pu Bu, Liu Chao, etc sighed with relief at the close shave.
Xiang Shaolong’s throat was scrapped and he could not say anything for the time being.
Teng Yi raised the pill to eye level and everyone clustered around to have a closer look.
Jing Jun viciously demanded：“What can we do to put this pill in Mo Ao’s throat?’’
Xiang Shaolong cleared his throat and spoke in a hoarse voice: “If this pill is put in a wine cup, it will stick to the bottom. However, it did not happen to King Xiaowen’s bowl of medicine.”
Tao Fang happily exclaimed: “In this case, we can find out the recipe and use the same herbs but improve on its stickiness. Once we can make it stick only upon reaching the throat, it will be a piece of cake to kill Mo Ao. The recipe can be preserved for other uses too.”
Teng Yi was shaken and glanced at Xiang Shaolong. They thought of Tu Xian and shook their heads at the same time.
If Tu Xian can poison Mo Ao without any difficulty, Mo Ao will be dead long ago.
Pu Bu interceded: “Even if we can improve the stickiness; it is still insufficient. How can we convince him to drink it in the first place?”
Xiang Shaolong concluded: “Let’s act according to circumstances. I will carry the pill at all times and poison him whenever possible. It is late! Let’s have some rest to have enough stamina to face Mo Ao’s devilish schemes tomorrow. Second Brother and Little Jun must be especially alert.”
Everyone agreed in unison and retired to their respective bedrooms.
Back at his own chamber, Xiang Shaolong was reminded of Ji Yanran and his other pretty wives. Deep in thought, he was abruptly disturbed by a shrill voice: “Master is back!”
Xiang Shaolong turned around in surprise and saw Zhou Wei lying on one side of his bed. Her clothes are slightly ruffled and she must have been sleeping before he came into the room. Staring at her tempting figure, Xiang Shaolong was agonized.
Since the deaths of Zhao Qian and the maids, he was mentally tormented and spent a year in living hell. Moreover, he was discouraged at his lack of success in battling Lu Buwei. He no longer wished to add the burden of new relationships to his existing heavy load.
That is the same way he feels about Qin Qing and Ying Ying.
He may have promised the Changping Brothers to woo Ying Ying but it is an obligation and not resulting from his true passion. Additionally, he is not confident of winning her from Guan Zhongxie.
Presently, Zhou Wei is giving him the biggest headache.
From her characteristics, Xiang Shaolong deduced that she is a stubborn girl with plenty of self respect. She will either love him or hate him to the core.
Fortunately, their relationship is just starting out and he can still worm his way out. He coughed: “It is so late and you should go back to sleep.”
Zhou Wei got up and paid her respects to him. She proceeded to gently undress his cloak and cheerfully replied: “I slept already and am very energetic now. Master Tao has assigned a rear room for me. Shall I help you take a shower?” By the time she finished speaking, her two cheeks have turned completely red.
Xiang Shaolong lamented secretly that he is truly lacking the company of his wives and his earlier brothel experience has aroused his 5exual desire. If he agrees to her company, he will have to bear with the consequences. But if he rejects her, would she be extremely offended?
Luckily, just as Zhou Wei is beginning to undress him further, footsteps were heard.
Astounded, Xiang Shaolong turned his head and saw Jing Jun. Stunned, he exclaimed: “Little Jun! What is so urgent?”
Jing Jun is still under the impression that Zhou Wei is Zhou Liang’s wife and stared at her suspiciously.
Xiang Shaolong instructed Zhou Wei to retreat into her own room and asked again: “What is going on?”
Jing Jun watched Zhou Wei as she left and inquired: “What is she doing here?”
Xiang Shaolong explained their sibling relationship and Jing Jun eyes lit up and sighed: “Third Brother is a blessed man. If she dresses up and apply make-up, her beauty will surpass the Tian sisters.”
Xiang Shaolong was inspired and asked Jing Jun to take a seat before smiling: “Is Little Jun interested in her?”
Jing Jun seriously answered: “Third Brother must be kidding. I will not dare to compete with you for her affections.”
Xiang Shaolong was pleased: “She is not my woman yet. If you are keen, you can try wooing her. I do not mind at all but instead will be grateful towards you!”
Jing Jun was overjoyed: “Hei! I shall give it a try! I am much better with girls now.”
Xiang Shaolong decided: “It is settled then. Why are you not sleeping and came all the way here to look for me?”
Jing Jun enquired: “Can Third Brother participate in an expedition with your injured leg?”
Xiang Shaolong responded: “As long as it is not a fight, I should be fine. What bright ideas do you have?”
Jing Jun whispered: “There is four hours from now till daybreak. If we want to kill Mo Ao, this is the best opportunity.”
Xiang Shaolong frowned: “Mo Ao is heavily protected with his own escorts in addition to Lu Buwei’s escorts. How can we kill him?”
Jing Jun detailed: “Of course we cannot resort to force. I am familiar with Drunken Wind Brothel’s layout and I know the location of the bedrooms of Dan Meimei and Guiyan. If we can slip in and force the pill down Mo Ao’s throat, we can turn the tables and wait for him to die an unexplainable death. Wouldn’t that be great?” Xiang Shaolong excitedly cried: “What’s the plan?”
Jing Jun opened his palm and displayed a twig that was about three inches long. He proudly proclaimed: “This is a twig from the tree of slumber. When it is lighted, anyone who breathes in the fumes will start to fall asleep. Anyone already asleep will fall into deeper sleep that he will not be awakened even if he is being slapped. Does Third Brother understand now?”
Xiang Shaolong thought it over and agreed: “You better inform Second Brother. If we leave him out of this fun, he will give us a terrible scolding.”
With their climbing skills, the three brothers slipped into the Drunken Wind Brothel noiselessly and hid within the vegetation.
Beyond the trees, bright lights can still be seen.
The experienced Jing Jun explained: “There are four chambers in the building within the bamboo clusters ahead. They house the four great beauties of Drunken Wind Brothel who are Dan Meimei, Yang Yu, Guiyan and Bailei. Guiyan’s chamber is the left one at the back of the building. Once we can get through the bamboo plants, there is a chance we can slip inside. If I remember correctly, there are some cinnamon trees near the building which is a good place to hide.”
Teng Yi frowned: “If Lu Buwei is in there too, security will be extra tight. A cluster of bamboo plants is harder to infiltrate compared to normal trees. If there is someone guarding the entrances and exits of the bamboo clusters, how can we slip in?”
Xiang Shaolong asked: “Is there another alternative?”
Jing Jun bitterly smiled: “It is completely surrounded by bamboo and thus, it is named the Secret Bamboo Rendezvous. Once we can pass the obstacle, Mo Ao is as good as dead.”
Footsteps can be heard as two family warriors walked towards them. They seemed to be leading the way with the lanterns they carried and were chatting happily. The three men quietened down and strained their ears to eavesdrop on their conversation.
The first man started: “The four great beauties truly live up to their reputations. Even our Master Guan is tempted and is spending the night in Yang Yu’s room.”
The second man replied: “I heard the last one is Bailei. I wonder if she has an overnight guest. If not, we can have some fun with her.”
The first man sighed: “Can you afford her? I heard that she may not even accompany you even if you have money.”
When they have travelled out of earshot, Xiang Shaolong was inspired and revealed: “Bailei should be accompanying Han Chuang. We can use him to pass through the bamboo clusters.”
Before he could finish speaking, a group of people are walking towards them from another building. Han Chuang and Bailei could be seen among them. Teng Yi anxiously exclaimed: “How can we avoid being identified by Bailei?”
This group of people has walked down a garden path and is led by two pretty maids carrying lanterns. Behind the maids are four of Han Chuang’s family warriors, followed by the lecherous Han Chuang caressing and hugging Bailei. Behind them are another eight personal escorts.
Witnessing this, Xiang Shaolong was at a loss.
Jing Jun suddenly whispered to Teng Yi: “Bailei does not know who you are!”
Xiang Shaolong had a brainwave: “Second Brother can masquerade as Prince Dan’s subordinate. Han Chuang just had a drink with him.”
By now, Han Chuang’s party has walked past their hiding place and are walking down the straight path leading into the bamboo clusters.
Teng Yi removed his sword and gathered his courage. He rushed out to the path and hailed: “Marquis, please hold your step. Prince Dan has instructed me to pass you a message.”
Han Chuang’s party stopped walking and the personal escorts revealed a threatening look on their faces.
Teng Yi strode towards him. Although he is unarmed, everyone stared at him with suspicions and their hands are on their sword hilts.
Han Chuang released Bailei from his hold and coldly snorted: “What does Prince Dan wants to say to me?”
Teng Yi knew that Han Chuang’s men will not allow him to get close to their master. He stopped walking and bowed: “I am Prince Dan’s Right General Long Shan. Has Marquis Han forgotten about me already?”
Long Shan is Teng Yi’s fictitious name during their Handan City mission.
Han Chuang was stunned for a while and came to realize the hidden meaning. He laughed: “Yes! Yes! I remember you! General, please forgive me for not recognizing you earlier in the dim environment.”
He faced Bailei and ordered: “Please return to your room first. I will join you shortly.”
Bailei is not the least suspicious. She reminded Han Chuang to be quick and sauntered off.
Under Han Chuang’s cover, the three men disguised as his followers and passed through the heavily-fortified bamboo clusters safely. They arrived at a cinnamon tree which separates Guiyan’s chamber from Bailei’s chamber.
Han Chuang winked at them and began to climb the stairs.
Two of Bailei’s maids stepped forward to entertain them.
Xiang Shaolong, Jing Jun and Teng Yi are afraid to be recognized by the maids. They had made earlier arrangements with the other subordinates of Han Chuang. Two of the escorts hurriedly dragged the two maids into another room and love-making sounds can be heard after a short while.
With the other escorts acting as a lookout, the three men climbed up the cinnamon tree and reached the roof of Guiyan’s chamber.
Sounds of snoring can be heard from within.
Jing Jun is the most agile among them. He slipped into the room via a window and Mo Ao’s snoring is replaced by sounds of heaving breathing. Xiang Shaolong signalled Teng Yi to stay on the roof while he somersaulted into the room.
Jing Jun was squatting beside the bed and signalled that everything is under control.
Xiang Shaolong was delighted and joined him.
With an oil lamp providing some light, Jing Jun has forced opened Mo Ao’s mouth. Xiang Shaolong quickly retrieved the poison pill and used the bronze clippers to insert it into his throat. When the pill is securely stuck in place, they tried to leave but were interrupted by footsteps outside the door.
Xiang Shaolong and Jing Jun were terrified. They stepped over the two sleeping bodies and hid themselves in a dark corner between the bed and the wall.
Heavy knocking is heard and a man shouted from outside: “Master Mo! Premier Lu is looking for you.” Mo Ao and Guiyan naturally did not respond.
Xiang Shaolong knows about the workings of the human anatomy. He pinched Mo Ao heavily at the base of his foot.
Fortunately, Jing Jun did not use a heavy dose of the slumber fumes. Awakened by the sharp pain, Mo Ao was roused from his sleep.
The man shouted again: “Master Mo!”
Mo Ao was in a daze as he just woke up. “What is going on?” He shouted back.
The man replied: “Premier Lu has received urgent news and is waiting downstairs for Master Mo. Ai! Even Master Guan is waiting too.”
Xiang Shaolong and Jing Jun were horrified. If Mo Ao notices them, they will be doomed.
Suddenly, Lu Buwei’s voice is heard outside the door: “We are waiting for you at the external hall.”
Mo Ao shoved Guiyan but she did not respond. He pinched her white breasts for some time before putting on his clothes and casually stepping out of the room.
Xiang Shaolong and Jing Jun were elated. They quickly trailed him and eavesdropped outside the room.
Lu Buwei began: “I just got word that the short-lived Xiang Shaolong went to find Xu Xian and they chatted for two hours before he returned back to the Wu Residence. Hng! Does Mister Mo think they will try any tricks?”
Mo Ao is still under the effects of the slumber fumes and his head is still spinning. He remarked: “I think I drank too much and my head is in pain.”
Guan Zhongxie advised: “Brother Mo should drink some tea to calm your nerves.”
Sounds of water pouring and drinking can be heard. From the sounds he heard, Xiang Shaolong deduced that only Lu Buwei, Mo Ao and Guan Zhongxie are present.
After some time, Lu Buwei questioned: “Is Mister Mo confident that the poison will act up on the last day of the hunting fair? Without the rebellion of Lord Gaoling, we will be the chief suspect if he dies.”
Mo Ao took a deep breath and replied: “Premier Lu can put your mind at ease. I have tried the same poison on several other men and I am confident of the timing.”
Guan Zhongxie smiled: “Without Xiang Shaolong, they will be in chaos. We are well-prepared to send the Crown Prince and Empress over the river first. When it is Lu Gong and Xu Xian’s turn, we will make the bridge collapse and assassinate them underwater. It will be a clean job and no one will suspect us.”
Lu Buwei brought up: “I am concerned that Xiang Shaolong and Xu Xian will act first in the first two days. When that happens, we will be at a disadvantage.”
Mo Ao confidently assured: “Relax! As long as they are not sure about Lord Gaoling’s ambush, they will not attack us and make it easy for Lord Gaoling. I doubt they have the guts anyway.”
Lu Buwei sighed: “The Crown Prince is another issue. He still does not know he is my own flesh and blood. Ai! It is all because of that b1tch Zhu Ji. I have told her numerous times to clarify this with him but she flatly refuses. She is also unwilling to make me the Regent of Qin. Hng! Lao Ai is such a useless bum.”
Guan Zhongxie suggested: “I think Xiang Shaolong is the main reason that Empress does not fully submit to Premier.”
Mo Ao sniggered: “I have a secret plan to make her happy and make you the Regent at the same time.”
The two eavesdroppers Xiang Shaolong and Jing Jun were excited and curious to know about his plan. At the same time, they have to admire Mo Ao’s quick thinking.
Lu Buwei was pleased and asked for the details.
Mo Ao smiled: “You must let Empress feel that you and Xiang Shaolong are no longer enemies to make her submit fully to you.”
Guan Zhongxie was slightly irritated: “Is Brother Mo suggesting that we let Lu Niang Rong marry him!”
Mo Ao smiled: “Don’t tell me Brother Guan is jealous of a man with only three days left to live!”
Mo Ao explained in a low voice: “Premier Lu can invite Empress to announce the wedding plans for Third Mistress and Xiang Shaolong. At the same time, to promote Premier to Regent. When these two matters are carried out together, it indicates that if Empress allows Premier to be promoted, Premier will sacrifice his favourite daughter to guarantee the safety of Xiang Shaolong. In these circumstances, Empress will relent in order to protect Xiang Shaolong. Of course, Lao Ai needs to put in some effort too.”
Xiang Shaolong has no idea what is the difference between a Regent and a Prime Minister but it should be a post of authority that will slowly diminish Xiao Pan’s right of rule.
Guan Zhongxie did not object any further.
Lu Buwei cheered: “This is a brilliant plan. Zhongxie! I have to bother you to persuade Niang Rong! She only listens to you. When she pretended to kick up a fuss as you instructed, even Xiang Shaolong was fooled.”
Xiang Shaolong realised that Lu Niang Rong’s tantrum and marriage rejection was all a ploy and could not help but feel extremely hateful.
Since she is such a vicious woman, he need not show her any mercy or pity in the future.
As Jing Jun suggested, he should toy with her and it is as good as delivering a blow to Lu Buwei and Guan Zhongxie.
Lu Buwei concluded: “So it shall be decided then. The sky is brightening soon!”
Xiang Shaolong and Jing Jun dared not loiter any further and slipped away in the blink of an eye.
Under such unexpected circumstances, they actually managed to gather such crucial intelligence. Now, the game will be played differently.
