Chapter 1931: In this way, Father and Son
Bai Yuntian on this occasion looks like a huge bear of a king. Like a tiger squatting on his throne, he was living high and looking down at his son below him. Originally his whole heart was appreciating him, but as soon as he hit his eyes, all of that appreciation was gone!
His son Bai Chen unexpectedly wasn’t coming before him for a lone audience. At his side, he astonishingly still had brought two women!
“Shameful!” The great king pounded on the table. “Bai Chen! You little bastard! What are you wanting to do, messing with me like this? Could it be that you really want to anger me, your father, to death?!”
“Cough cough cough…” To one side, the Eastern Sky Prime Minister Dongfang Youmeng and the Great General Ximen Wusheng repeatedly coughed. “Your Majesty, your servants ask for leave to be excused.”
They had no alternative but to retreat, ah.
Scolding one’s son as a little bastard, but also actually claiming to be the father.
Isn’t that saying that he has been cuckolded and still is a bastard!?
Even though Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng were hundreds of thousands of years old foxes, they also still thought that it was somewhat unbearable in their hearts.
In ordinary times, Your Majesty is not irritable like this, what’s going on here?
Whatever, from beginning to end this is Your Majesty’s household matters, we shouldn’t mix up with it. At this crucial moment, doing much does much wrong, doing little does little wrong, and doing nothing is doing nothing wrong. To hurry up and leave is what is proper!
“Excused? What excused? Where do you two old fogies want to go? You two fellows with one foot in the grave don’t know that you forced this emperor to this point?” The Eastern Sky big king stared at them. “You still aren’t hurrying to help me lecture this unfilial son of mine!”
“Cough cough cough…” Sir Prime Minister and the Great General arduously rolled their eyes. “Your Majesty’s family matters are something that is truly inappropriate for us officials to participate in!”
“Stand right there for this emperor, no exceptions, you aren’t allowed to move!” The Eastern Sky big king was seething in anger. “My son isn’t obedient, my wife isn’t obedient, how is it that now even you all won’t listen to this king’s words?! This is collectively going against this king, ah!”
“Cough cough cough… officials will follow your orders…” The Prime Minister and the Great General drooped their heads. Since the Eastern Sky big king had said so, asking once more to be excused would clearly not be giving face to the big king, and that was a very bad strategy.
“Talk, why have you come?” The Eastern Sky big king had for a time tidied up his mood, and he asked this with a calm and collected face.
There was no one who would know a son as well as their father. Regarding his son’s acidic personality, the Eastern Sky King was very familiar with it still. He was the lord of hidden agendas!
“This son has already for such a long time not seen Father Emperor, and has remembered anxiously with longing. Today this son has intentionally come before you to have an audience.” Bai Chen said.
“Your mom’s fart!” The Eastern Sky big king’s anger was fuming at this point. He slapped the table once more, causing both the Prime Minister and the Great General to shake once.
This is a dialogue between a father and a son? Moreover is this still the dialogue between one generation’s Great King and the Prince?
This is going too far to lower their statuses, isn’t it?!
His Majesty’s self-restraint usually is pretty good, how is it that every time he sees the fourth prince he is easily provoked into anger, so much so that he is almost angered to death?
“You little bastard, little brat!” The Eastern Sky big king was gasping for breath as he called out, his eyes as wide as bells. “You unexpectedly still dare to straight out say that you missed me? This really truly is releasing a round of 17 or 18 chain farts! Long time no see? Seriously, it is a long time no see, you little bastard you went out for 13,000 years. That sure is a long time. You said you missed me? In the end just where did you miss me?”
He pounded the table once more, his anger bubbling up like a mountain. “You said, you said for your father, your eyes still didn’t have your father emperor in them! Still didn’t have your mother empress in them!”
“Child’s heart seriously was frequently concerned, every day this one would burn three sticks of incense early and late, day and night three kowtows, one day would not pass when I wouldn’t shower blessings upon father emperor and mother empress. Long life not ageing, longevity and day equal.” Bai Chen calmly said.
“Wayaaa…” The Eastern Sky big king nearly passed out in anger. “You this disobedient unfilial disobedient son! To go so far as to light three incense for me morning and night, three kowtows morning and twilight… You, you, you… Do you think your father should be a memorial tablet for you to come offer sacrifices to? You shameful thing! Are you wanting to kill me by angering me to death?!”
“Father emperor really has been missed immensely, child in that place did dare to have this kind of idea.” Bai Chen lowered his head, and said, “In addition, Father Emperor absolutely wouldn’t die of anger…”
“Bang!”
He finally was unable to endure. The Eastern Sky big king once more had an urgent and angry slap descend. This time, the white jade table didn’t have the luck of the two times before, and with this slap it was turned to dust. “If I was capable of being angered to death, this king would already have been angered to death by you, is that so?”
“Child there dares to have this disgraceful opinion.”
“I see you dare! You extremely dare! You hugely dare!”
The Eastern Sky big king looked like an enraged lion, walking back and forth with big strides. His irritable anger at his son caused the Prime Minister and the Great General at the side to feel a cold chill down their back, and their bodies did their utmost to shrink, doing a great effort to put an end to their own senses of existence so as not to be noticed.
“Hurriedly tell me properly, whatever did you come for today?” Eastern Sky King rolled his eyes, and with a great effort suppressed the rolling anger in his heart. “Don’t say something about missing me again, this emperor really wanted to spit upon hearing that!”
“This…” Bai Chen started to speak but then hesitated.
“Whatever for?!” His Majesty the Eastern Sky big king couldn’t help but have his anger rush forward once more. “If you have words, say them! If you want to fart, release it! Are you not able to follow your heart here a bit?!”
“This child before Father Emperor only dares to speak, and doesn’t dare to fart.” Bai Chen lowered his head.
“Fart your mother…” The Eastern Sky big king nearly had his breath caught in his throat. His eyes nearly protruded right out of their sockets, and like he wanted to eat Bai Chen he gazed at Bai Chen. After a long time, he finally and resolutely exhaled. Soon after, but while still angry to the extreme, he contrarily smiled. “Okay, okay… Bai Chen, House Lord Bai, you indeed have matured and developed now, awesomely developed… Right now you already won’t attach any importance to your father at all, will you?”
“Father Emperor erroneously offers praise, this child how dares to do such a thing!”
“I…” The Eastern Sky big king finally couldn’t help it anymore, and madly rushed down. With a shake of his hand and a “pa”, all of a sudden Bai Chen was slammed back over thirty meters, and with a “bang” sound slammed against a column.
The big king once more urgently dashed out, pelting punches to greet his son. “You little thing once more use that sort of broken tone with me! You little thing once more give me this sort of not dead not alive bastardly appearance, you again give me…”
Pa pa pa pa, the sound of bodies knocking together filled the room…
“Father will beat you to death while you’re still alive! You little bastard, if you hadn’t even lived it would be just fine! You, you, you…”
The Eastern Sky big king really was angered mad by this son…
After a long, long time, Bai Chen, Young Master Bai, was ravaged miserably by this event. His clothing was ripped and torn and he was covered all over in cuts and bruises. His handsome face had even earlier already been slapped into a pig headed appearance, and the corner of his mouth was dripping blood. His description was extremely dismal.
The Eastern Sky big king, after he had given vent to his feelings, was still furious, and gathered his hands behind his back. Coldly, he said, “Don’t say anything else, just scram!”
One turn of the head, he again saw Wan’er and Xiu’er, who were completely distressed gazing at Bai Chen and deeply concerned. Once again, he couldn’t help but have a sort of nefarious fire rise forth, and he was once more itching to go a round with his son, pa pa pa.
“I’ve heard of these two girls of yours…” The Eastern Sky big king’s sharp vision stared madly at Wan’er and Xiu’er as though he was a vulture looking at a corpse in the desert. “They’re known as something Wan of the Clouds, something something Xiu of the Heavens?”
Bai Chen calmly wiped away the bloodstain at the corner of his mouth, and not urgently but also not slowly responded. “Yes, they are precisely called these two names. The names your son has obtained for them still aren’t bad, right?!”
