Translator: RITF_Rain Editor: Henyee
Those were a bunch of male animals. When there were ladies around, they tried their best in self-restraint. Now as there were only men staying together, they had gone entirely wild. The sky was going to be stirred down.
On the left side of the mountain, after a few days, yellow and brown feces could be seen everywhere…
Ye Xiao thought that he was a tough man, so he shouldn’t always stay on the right side with the ladies. However, after staying with the guys for two days, he gave up.
There were more men than women, so the left side was several times broader than the right. However, after a few days, the bigger area seemed to be more crowded with impurity.
The air was full of stinky smell. No matter how good the liquor and food looked, it was difficult to raise their appetite. At least Ye Xiao couldn’t eat anything…
He couldn’t eat, and he couldn’t stay calm.
Somebody scolded the others to be careful or to find a spot to solve the problem. However, somebody got drunk and shouted, “What the f*ck! Do you think there is a rule or something to restrain our right of sh*tting and farting?”
That actually was rude but reasonable.
Thousands of men burst in roaring, “To restrain our right of shitting and farting?”
Ye Xiao hit his own head on the table.
He was speechless.
He understood. In his previous life, as the Xiao Monarch, he was still an independent cultivator, who did things in the same way as the normal unruly individuals in the martial world. He could understand how hard it was for so many guys to stay together and restrain themselves. It was a good thing that nobody got killed during the days, so how could he expected them to behave like a bunch of students…
It was impossible.
In fact, the person who was most possibly able to control the situation was Ye Nantian, Ye Xiao’s father!
If the war god of Land of Han-Yang were here, he could definitely put all the unruly men in self-restraint. He could surely train an army of elites which was as good as the secret organization. However, that was impossible too!
He didn’t have the best, but luckily there was a person to be the stopgap.
Li Wuliang was back. Ye Xiao directly assigned the mission to him, “Li Wuliang, go to the men’s side and take control of the situation. Stay safe. Waste no time and train them as much as you can! I will take care of the issues on the ladies’ side. You know it is complicated to deal with women. I am leaving the easy side for you…”
Then he hurriedly left for the ladies’ side with Xuan Bing before Li Wuliang had time to say anything!
Li Wuliang accepted it gladly, and went to the men’s zone, puffed up with pride.
He and Ye Xiao were totally two different types while staying among the guys. He had just joined the crowd, yet was already enjoying it.
It took him almost less than the time of a blink to be on good terms with the others.
In the beginning, the cultivators didn’t dare to talk to the Fierce Blade due to his reputation. However, when they saw him drinking the liquor by a big jar, and then pee right over the same place, they knew this man was no different. It made the crowd cheer in joy.
Without no further communication, he started to drink and eat with the others wildly.
As for the smell in the air, he wouldn’t care. The young Lord Xiao was simply unreasonable. A true man in the martial world wouldn’t care to live like this!
“Drink up! Come on! Drink up or admit you are a coward!”
“Fine! I will drink up! And you will admit you are a coward instead!”
“F*ck you! You are a coward!”
…
Xue Danru heard about the new assignment, so she came over to see Li Wuliang. When she arrived, she was totally stricken down by the unendurable smell in the air. She pinched her own nose and found Li Wuliang, nearly threw up.
Li Wuliang smelled all kinds of things, except anything pleasant. Staring his drunk eyes, he dragged Xue Danru’s hand and laughed, “Brother, this is my wife!”
Then he shouted, “Why are you doing? Just call her big sister!”
“Big sister!” The crowd thundered out the same shout. Tens of thousands of drunks yelled at the same time.
The wave of their voices shot to the clouds in the sky and actually scattered the dark clouds.
Xue Danru was shocked. She just couldn’t believe what she just experienced.
[It has been just a while, and my husband has so many brothers… Where does this story start?]
Ye Xiao was the older brother because he had the power to be. Xue Danru wouldn’t deny it. Han Bingxue was one of the best cultivators in the world after all, so he was qualified enough to be the younger brother. However, who were these people?
Xue Danru was the leader of the Ice Cloud Palace, so it was reasonable she cared so much about the connections. Normal people would never be in her eyes. Although she had become Li Wuliang’s woman, she only submitted to Li Wuliang’s incredible power. No matter how much she loved Li Wuliang, she couldn’t change her personality thoroughly. When so many men called her big sister at the same time, she was actually less pleased but more awkward!
“Brother Li, you have a gorgeous wife… Haha…” A man winked, who was obviously drunk, “How lucky you are… I am just curious. The lady of which clan is our big sister here?”
People said that women were gossipy, but men were not that different. The others all listened with rapt attention.
Li Wuliang laughed, “Lady of a clan? No, no, no. She is just like us, a cultivator in the martial world… Her name is Xue Danru, Ice Cloud Palace…”
Suddenly, he rubbed the head and turned over, “Wait. You sect won’t oust you from the position as their prime master because you are with me now, will they? I heard that the prime masters of the three great palaces can’t be married.”
Xue Danru’s face turned green, and she said, “You idiot! Stop talking nonsense!”
“Oh, then they won’t.” Li Wuliang laughed and continued the introduction, “She, your big sister, my wife, is the prime master of the Ice Cloud Palace… Brother, she is hot, isn’t she? Hahaha…”
The crowd suddenly fell into silence.
The cheering stopped. Everybody was silent like a duck that had been stricken by a bolt of lightning.
They didn’t even dare to breathe deep.
[Xue Danru!]
[Prime master of the Ice Cloud Palace!]
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