Chapter 1152: Don’t Mess With Women!
Translator: RITF_Rain Editor: Chrissy
Apparently, it was Jun Yinglian’s writing.
‘Is this a coincidence or have you finally understood? Humph! You keep me crying for all these years. You didn’t even tell me when you are reborn. You kept the truth from me for so many years… Take this as a little punishment. It is not enough to vent my anger though.’
Ye Xiao smiled bitterly when he read this.
‘Don’t think that after a few sweet words from your mouth I will just forgive you. Think about what you will get in the future. Humph!’
‘You have made lots of promises today. Remember them. If you dare to break any one of them… Humph!’
The next part seemed to be modified. Jun Yinglian must have finished it, but rewrote it because she wasn’t satisfied.
What came next was more formally written.
‘I am incredibly pleased to know that you are back to life. I feel grateful for your return. I appreciate your caring. I am overjoyed. It is a great pleasure to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. Finally, after all the years I have been waiting, here you are. However, my heart is filled with complicated thoughts. I think I should stay away for some days to adjust myself to face the truth. Please, don’t worry.’
‘You are now a member of Ye Clan. I don’t think it is appropriate for me to get involved in your clan affairs. After all, we have plenty of time from now on.’
This was why she had to leave for now.
‘Many chaoses in the martial world happened because of your death. I will go home and wait for the day when you point at the three factions with your sword. I will always stay by your side, life or death.’
‘Xiao Monarch of the chaotic world; Jun Yinglian of the broad realm. A deal is made under this tree; The mundane world is full of warmth from now on.’
Then it was the ending words.
‘I will wait till you conquer the world.’
He finally finished.
He had a complicated emotion deep in his heart.
[I honestly didn’t expect this…]
He felt relieved, but then made a sigh.
Jun Yinglian did care about her position beside Ye Xiao. It didn’t make a significant impact on her true heart, but it at least had small effects.
It was normal that she felt annoyed about the current situation…
Before Ye Nantian’s son was born, Jun Yinglian had helped their entire family. If she didn’t help them, Ye Xiao might not have the fortune to be born… Now she was going to marry the boy…
That was… no matter what… a ridiculous thing. It was improper.
Jun Yinglian couldn’t do it. In fact, even Ye Xiao couldn’t accept it, after thinking deeply about it.
That was… shameless and disgraced!
That meant the two of them were still unable to be together, no matter how they loved each other.
At least it was impossible that they could get married in Qing-Yun Realm.
They would have to make it a clandestine love affair…
That would be a big scandal if somebody saw them together!
Ye Xiao was freaking out when he thought of the possibility.
[I was unable to be with her even if I wanted to. Now I am free. I can do what needed to be done with her, yet I still can’t! Damn it! Heavens! Stop fxcking playing me around!]
What made him feel helpless was.. the nature of women! [Women, oh women!]
He kept sighing and repeating the three words in his mind for countless times on his way back home.
He finally admitted that he had never truly understood Jun Yinglian.
He had never truly understood any woman…
He could never know that what nearly broke his heart was faked!
It was a play by Jun Yinglian.
He was an expert on putting on a show to fool others, but this time, the old smart hawk got played by a dull little chicken!
Jun Yinglian just walked away after all the unfair deals he made to her… waved her hand, not taking away even a piece of cloud…
That totally changed the image of Jun Yinglian in his heart… He was lucky not to go crazy…
In his memory, Jun Yinglian was always… delicate and touching… weak… powerless… sentimental… soft…
He couldn’t believe that she would put on such a big show to play him around!
He couldn’t forget how she pretended not to recognize him and beat him up really hard…
He trembled…
[She is… showing no mercy to me.]
[That was so violent…]
He always remembered her as a wonderful, gorgeous, beautiful, elegant, and soft woman!
Now, as he thought of her… he couldn’t help imagining… when they were sleeping together in the future someday… while he was just about to sleep well… he got beaten up hard!
[Oh… Heavens…] He exclaimed. [That is very possible to happen… No… Not just possible… That is definitely going to happen…]
He kept imagining all kinds of twisted scenes, showing a pale face… In the end, he even thought about something genuinely unacceptable… which was Jun Yinglian grabbing his penis… and swinging him round and round…
“Horrible!” Ye Xiao kept shaking his head, shedding cold sweat… [Holy hell… That creeps me out… Too much…]
If Jun Yinglian knew what he was thinking right now, she would definitely turn furious. Even though she would feel bashful, but she might make his stupid imagination come true…
[Much great imagination of yours huh?]
[How about I make it truly happen?]
Jun Yinglian didn’t mention anything about concubines in the words she left for him. That made him feel anxious and confused.
[Women, oh women…] Ye Xiao shook his head, looked upset. He said, “Hawky, do you know what the most horrible and dangerous animal is in the world?”
The hawk who was flying in the sky cooed.
“Women!” Ye Xiao seriously said, “Remember, it will be fine no matter what sinful and unforgivable thing you do, but never… ever… ever… piss off a woman! Do not even touch them! That is an extremely horrible animal! Horrible!”
“Coo Coo…” The hawk raised up its head. It looked spirited.
[You fear for women. I don’t… What I am afraid of… is having no female hawk as a company to me…]
[Wait, did you say it will be fine no matter what I do?]
[That sounds wonderful! I will keep that in mind!]
The hawk kept thinking about it in its head. It decided not to forget this useful lesson for the rest of its life!
With the shiny golden lights, they were fleeting back.
Ye Xiao could never imagine what he had accidentally planted in the Golden Hawk’s heart. It seeded out and grew up high when it was in Human Realm Upon Heavens…
Ye Xiao would have to pay a big price for what he said just now… by cleaning up the mess after what the hawk did every time…
If Ye Xiao and Jun Yinglian was a team of troublemakers, this golden bird just be a great troublemaker!
Whatever trouble it made… it was tremendous…
It was not just exaggerated! It was true!
Besides… there was the cat… who was another expert troublemaker!
Well… anyway, he was going to pay the price for what he said!
[Lian Lian is waiting for me… Li Wuliang, Han Bingxue are both waiting for me…] Ye Xiao thought, [What can I do to boost my cultivation level?]
[It can’t wait anymore…]
He kept thinking hard but figured out nothing helpful.
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